MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/18 = PRESQUE Isle Downs

RUFFIAN · Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:39 pm

POSTING FOR REAL QUIET...LAST WINNER

PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

POST TIME. 5:25 PM EDT
SCORER ==> KD
RULES SAME AS ALWAYS

RUFFIAN · Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:30 pm

PURRRRRING OR PURRRRPLEXED?

This Cat Has An 'Action Plan'
She Will 'Have The Last Word'
Her 'Strategies' Are Purrrrrrculiar
And Maybe Not Be Heard

Her 'Spirit's In The Wind'
"D' Dominator" Hopes To Be
If Last Week Totals Repeat
Tiz The Calculator She Will See!

RACE 1 > 5 7 1 2 4
TAHQUAMENON
(Sarava: My Biggest Win Ever)

Venture Exchange
Salsa's Return

RACE 2 > 2 1 9 7 5
SPIRITS IN THE WIND

Zip Zip
Red Dirt Racer

RACE 3 > 3 7 6 5 2
RAFEEKI

Julio's CAT =^,,^=
Black Ace

RACE 4 > 6 10 5 2 4
D' DOMINATOR
aka Alpha Mare

Double Four
Blue Mon

RACE 5 > 3 5 1 6 2
ACTION PLAN

Le Grand Rouge
Rockfield

RACE 6 > 2 1 8 6 3
STRATEGIES

Secret Citizen
O' Shea

RACE 7 > 6 4 1(only) 2 7
KIT-ALPHA CAT =^,,^=

Winning With Style
Flatter Talk (only)

RACE 8 > 5 6 4 2 3
HAVE THE LAST WORD
Men's Last Words: Yes Dear

Indian Blaze
Lviv

MAY THE PURRR BE WITH U
=^,,^=

http://www.RUFFIAN333.com

RUFFIAN · Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:11 am

TIGER DANCER.....TESTING GRAPHICS......

NOPE....DIDN'T WORK...... GRRRRRRRR

K+D · Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:51 am

1st) 6 / 8 / 2 / 7

2nd) 4 / 1 / 7 / 8

3rd) 3 / 9 / 4 / 2

4th) 6 / 2 / 10 / 7

5th) 2 / 1 / 4 / 3

6th) 8 / 2 / 6 / 4

7th) 7 / 2 / 4 / 6

8th) 5 / 4 / 6 / 2

Results Thursday noonish probably.

Cigarshop · Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:27 am

Cigarshop is still fuming over the events of last weeks cyber attack on our Forum. Well the funny part is HE thinks he pulled one over on us, but guess what he will be exposed VERY soon.

Ok now I have that off my chest, on to this weeks BOTS. Us Colts will be raining on you Fillies.
Here we go:

Race 1: 1-2-4
Race 2: 2-3-5
Race 3: 4-6-2
Race 4: 3-5-7
Race 5: 2-5-1
Race 6: 8-4-9
Race 7: 1-6-7
Race 8: 2-5-3

Cigarshop · Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:31 am

CigarShops Peanuts are still boiling over the cyber "boy" attack

Real Quiet · Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:02 pm

From Criminal Type

Scoring duties await with these

R1) 8/6/7/1/4
Abraxon/ Bold/Venture

R2) 7/9/4/2/1
Ranger/Racer/Adios

R3) 6/8/2/5/7
Ace / Granite / Fire bears

R4) 13(ae) 3/10/12/8
Bells/Dude/Doublefour

R5) 4/5/1/3/6
Moonshine
(what I'll need later--Doghouse stocked))
Grand Rouge / Rockfield

R6) 3/1/2/6/5
Oro / Secret / Strategy

R7) 4/2/1/5/7
Winning (with these?) / Secret/Entry

R8) 4/6/1/5/3
Lviv / Indian / Entry

Luck to all
Hey KD
Need a good one after the last week
of floods in Boulder - cant get far on bike
Bring it on!

Appreciation to Dusty/RQ

and Tiger once she figures out
how to add graphics again
Looks like Cigarshop super colt has
The gauntlet has been laid down

"Save A Horse = Ride A Cowboy!"

Cigarshop · Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:26 pm

The Colts are laughing at you Fillies

Dusty · Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:53 pm

Here goes...

1. 3/2/6
2. 4/9/1
3. 8/9/2
4. 7/6/1
5. 5/3/1
6. 7/2/4
7. 1,1a/7/8
8. 6/5/3

Good LUCK ALL! Welcome BACK!!!

ElPrado2 · Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:00 am

1(
6 1 4 3 2

2(
4 7 6 2 9

3(
1 9 4 3 7

4(
11 2 5 10 3

5(
5 2 4 1 6

6(
2 5 4 1 6

7(
3 7 1 4 8

8(
1 2 6 4 3

ElPrado2 · Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:07 am

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John Henry · Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:56 am

Race 1: #3 Chasing The Roses (4-7-1)
Race 2: #4 Adios Harry (7-1-5)
Race 3: #7 Julios Cat (6-5-2)
Race 4: #3 One Cool Dude (6-8-5)
Race 5: #4 Moonshine Blues (1-2-3)
Race 6: #1 Secret Citizen (8-4-6)
Race 7: #4 Winning with Style (6-5-2)
Race 8: #5 Have The Last Word (3-4-6)

Goooo Colts !!

ElPrado2 · Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:32 pm

Race: 1 Changes Time Posted
#1 Salsa's Return Scratched - Veterinarian 11:11 AM ET

Race: 2 Changes Time Posted
#3 Devine Flash Scratched - Veterinarian 11:11 AM ET

Race: 4 Changes Time Posted
#13 Ten Bells Scratched - Also-Eligible 11:11 AM ET

Race: 7 Changes Time Posted
#2 Timeless Secret Scratched - Veterinarian 11:11 AM ET

So far, anyway.

RUFFIAN · Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:22 pm

TESTING
TRYING TO ADD PHOTO
NOT WORKING YET

Real Quiet · Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:48 pm

RUFFIAN wrote:
POSTING FOR REAL QUIET...LAST WINNER

PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

POST TIME. 5:25 PM EDT
SCORER ==> KD
RULES SAME AS ALWAYS

Real Quiet knows how to post. In fact RQ posted 17 minutes before Ruffians post. Unfortunately a wizard cast a spell on the post rendering it invisible to Ruffian. Darn those dastardly wizards!

R1) 7-2-6
R2) 2-5-1
R3) 6-7-5
R4) 12-5-8
R5) 3-6-1
R6) 5-8-4
R7) 6-5-1
R8) 3-5-2

RUFFIAN · Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:55 pm

IN MY DEFENSE

WHEN I POSTED VENUE
NO SUCH POST WAS SHOWING FROM THE NOT-SO-QUIET ONE

I SWEAR ON MY FRISKY WHISKERS!
MAYBE GHOSTZAPPER STOLE HIS POST?

GotaDunQH · Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:19 pm

Here we go! Absolutely NO cappin on these picks and no time for graphics!

R1: #2 Fleet (6, 7, 8, 5)
R2: #1 Zig (5, 2, 4, 9)
R3: #2 Fire (6, 5, 8, 3)
R4: #3 Cool (7, 6, 12, 5)
R5: #6 Recon (1, 3, 2, 5)
R6: #6 Street (8, 4, 1, 5)
R7: #7 Bird (1/1A, 6, 5, 3)
R8: #2 Fiftynine (5, 3, 6)

Tiger Dancer · Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:18 pm

TIGER DANCER...... BLINGIN ON IN.....

R-1: 5-3-4
R-2: 2-8-9
R-3: 6-7-3
R-4: 12-6-3-4
R-5: 1-4-2
R-6: 3-2-7
R-7: 5-7-6
R-8: 3-5-4

RUFFIAN · Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:32 pm

Meet AshAvAri
She Is A Black Smoke Persian
This Is Her Lion Impersonation

She Felt "Slighted" That Layla Was My Avatar
And Demanded Equal Time

As She Reminded Me
Cats Were Worshipped In Egypt
And Don't Forget It!

K+D · Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:22 am

Welcome back once again race fans to world famous Upside Downs, the track where anything can happen and usually does!
Today's feature is another of those thrilling boy v. girls BOTS contests, and it's been a grim year for the colts so far so far as the fillies are way out in front and the months seem to be flying by!

And now the horsies are all in the gate and they're off with El Prado breaking quickly from the gate and brzzzzzt ATTENTION IMPERIALIST RACING MONSTERS THIS IS THE PETA LIBERATION FRONT WE HAVE HIJACKED YOUR EVIL RACE IN THE NAME OF OUR OVERBLOWN EGOS AND THE POOR ANIMALS BEING TORTURED FOR YOUR HORRID SPORT OUR DEMANDS ARE AN END TO HORSE RACING DOG RACING RODENT RACING BUT YOU CAN STILL HAVE WORM RACING BECAUSE WORMS ARE ICKY ALL HORSES MUST BE SET FREE AT ONCE ALL JOCKEYS WILL BE TRIED AND STRETCHED ON THE RACK WHICH IS DOING THEM A FAVOR AS WE SEE IT WHAT CRUISE MISSILES INCOMING OH NOES IF ONLY WE HAD SOME HORSES TO ESCAPE ON RUN AWAY RU brzzzzzt and as they hit the wire it's El Prado way out front in a smashing victory with Cigarshop a distant second and Real Quiet filling the show spot.

Well whatta ya know, first feature race we've had at the Downs in ages where something strange didn't happen.
Maybe a colt will win next time and really surprise me.

PAYOUTS:

EL PRADO-----$93.20

CIGARSHOP ----------- $50.10

REAL QUIET ----- $44.60

TIGER DANCER ------------$36.80

GDQH --------$36.50

RUFFIAN & KD (DH) ----------$27.60

DUSTY -------$20.40

CRIMINAL TYPE ------ $16.80

JOHN HENRY -----------------------$7.80