Good Afternoon And Welcome To
Midweek Mayhem at Gulfstream Park
FEATURE EVENT
DESTINY
IN MEMORY OF RUFFIAN's BELOVED ARABIAN, DESTINY
BIRTHDAY = MARCH 15
GONE BUT ALWAYS IN MEMORY + HEART
ALSO = BOTS CHALLENGE = FILLYS VS COLTS
MAY THE PURRRRR BE WITH YOU
Defending Champion Real Quiet
Will have seven competitive capable challengers
Trying to keep the Champ Quieter than last time
Theater Jerry gate are in the gate
Ready for Fun + Frolic
And Away They Go In The DESTINY
Nobody seems to be in a hurry as Blunny and Zippy lead the way
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
Blunny is still in front
but Zippy Jumping a shadow
Has lost momentum backing up badly
Cruzan is right there with Blunny leading the way
Dusty is next ~ only A length behind the boys
4 Lengths back is Tiger Dancer
Itβs another several lengths back to Zippy
Even farther back ~ trailing the field
AEA, Real Quiet + Ruffian
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
The Energizer Bunny Hopping merrily along in front
Cruzan staying right with the front Runner
Nobody showing any impressive acceleration today
They all appear sluggish as if nobody told them it was a race
Zippy is next trying to regain his earlier momentum
Ruffian starting to show signs of life
That she finally Awakened Her Inner Cheetah
Real Quiet ~ suddenly remembering he was defending champion
Moving up the rail But not gaining much ground
A long way back it is Tiger Dancer + AEA
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
Blunny + Cruzan continue in front
But suddenly somebody is flying up the middle of the track
Like a lightning bolt AEA Firing on all cylinders
Passing one after another after another after another
And now she is right at the tails of the front running Colt Duo
We now have a match race on our hands folks
A 3-WAY BATTLE OF THE SEXES
BLUNNY AEA CRUZAN
Zippy still in with a chance is only a couple of lengths back
Ruffian is right there at Zippyβs Tail
Itβs 7 Lengths is the defending champ Real Quiet
With little to no chance of repeat glory
Dusty is right there along with Tiger Dancer
HERE COMES THE WIRE = WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL
HOLD ALL TICKETS = OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
4 Trainers and Jockeys out on the track with the stewards
Itβs taking a long time for a final decision
The crowd is on their feet screaming like banshees
But the sound is two distinct tones
The DEEP Male Voices for Blunny + Cruzan
The HIGH Pitch of the Ladies for AEA
FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD STOPS FLASHING
THE FINAL RESULTS ARE NOW OFFICIAL
AS THE ROAR OF THE CROWD IS DEFINITLY THE MEN
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
BLUNNY $42.10
Dynamic Determination Gate To Wire
Also now the leading contender for
2023 LOST IN THE FOG award
AEA $41.60
Whereβs β Fitty-Cent β When Ya Need It
Awesome amazing acceleration in the final Furlong
CRUZAN $39.20
Shocked In Final Strides Being Passed
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
ZIPPY $31.10
Off To The Shire To Steal The Precious
RUFFIAN $29.40
DC β REAL $21.70
DUSTY $21.60
TIGER DANCER $19.50
Off to the Cat House for Catnip Buffet
We bid farewell to Florida
Where we didnβt see much Money
With the lowest amount for the year
β Lost In The Fog β Will Be Blunny
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