MIDWEEK MAYHEM 4/27 ** RESULTS ** @ PARX

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ZIPPY ~ AGAIN!
In case you missed it, here is the instant replay of how it was done
Next time he will run for that Very Elusive 3-Peat Glory

Zippy With one final glance over his shoulder watching the Bunny coming
Digs deep to find even more with awesome acceleration heading to Victory

The Energizer Blunny much the best of the rest
Dusty easily Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
Ruffian Steals The Precious

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
“ HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY “

DC) ZIPPY $90.30
Not only A REPEAT Victory ~
But Wins BOTS Glory For The Colts

VENUE CHOICE? WHERE ELSE!?! PARX Of Course
If you WON twice in a row at one track
Why wouldn’t you return ~ IF the 3rd Time May Be The Charm ?

POST TIMES 🕰

ET 12:55
CT 11:55
MT 🏔 10:55
PT 9:55

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
From The Dog House, Cruzan Has The Option
To Present The Race Call Results
If He Chooses Neigh Not Yay
Ruffian Will Present The Days Event

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

Good afternoon and welcome to Midweek Mayhem At PARX
As Defending Champion ZIPPY Runs for the Elusive 3–PEAT

The Charismatic Colt Will have 7 Contentious Challengers
All Trying to prevent 3–PEAT Glory From Happening

FEATURE EVENT = GLORY OR GRIEF? or

The Energetic 8 are in the gate and ready to run
And Away They Go In The Glory Or Grief

Cruzan Away quickly with an early lead
Chasing his tail in the early going are Dusty + Roamin

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

It is now Dusty running away with a huge lead over the field
It’s at least 15 Lengths Back To Roamin + Ruffian

It’s another huge gap back to Cruzan + Digger
This Duo far ahead of Tiger Dancer

Even farther back, Trailing the field
The Defending Champion Zippy + The Energizer Blunny

THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Dusty In total command of the lead with nobody challenging yet

Roamin is next followed By Ruffian
The Duo pretty far back and not gaining ground
Cruzan + Zippy Even farther back showing little energy yet

Blunny & Tiger Dancer Trailing in another Time Zone

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Dusty Starting to show signs of tiring
Roamin Doing his best to gain ground and catch the runaway Filly

Suddenly a huge outcry from the crowd with everybody on their feet

The Reason is Ruffian Roaring like her Cheetah Namesake
The Flamboyant Filly Is Flying Up The Rail
Passing one after another as she flies right by Dusty
Taking Total Command Heading To The Wire
By At Least 13 Lucky Lengths
Leaving no doubt that “ The Cheetah “
Is Indeed The Fastest Of Them All!

Dusty with an expression of Shock + Awe Holds on for 2nd
Roamin in 3rd … Cruzan Steals The Precious

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
GLORY OR GRIEF
So The Glory To Ruffian ~ Grief To DC Zippy

RUFFIAN $115.60
And the BUCKS kept coming

DUSTY 🌪 $75
Awesome Acceleration But Not To Catch A Cheetah

ROAMIN $60.60
Is that 3 x Perfect 20/20 Vision
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

CRUZAN 🏍 $39
He’s off To The Shire To Steal The Precious

(( DC x 2 )) ZIPPY $36
No Winning Trophy But A Frosted Whisker Award
Unsuccessful 3–Peat Attempt

DIGGER $35.80

BLUNNY $23.20

TIGER DANCER $23
Where’s 2 Bucks When Ya Need Em
Key To The Cat House

Farewell to Pennsylvania
Where The Cheetah Came To Roar