Congratulations Thunder Cat
Not Only Wins BOTS Glory for the Fillys
But A Yo-Yo Mama Award As well
Leaping from Cat House To Penthouse
VENUE CHOICE = KEENELAND
FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FREAKY FAST FILLYS VS CLEVER COMBATIVE COLTS
POST TIMES
ET 1:05
CT 12:05
MT 11:05
PT 10:05
SCOREKEEPER
IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE SITS ROAMIN
MUNCHING ON DOG BISCUITS AND CHEW TOYS
WITH CALCULATOR AT THE READY
If for some reason the Cagey Colt Is unable to calculate
Ruffian will roar on in To tally the totals
Rules are on the menu
Wise to read them through
Better safe than sorry
Do it wrong and see DQ
MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ** RESULTS ** 4/7 @ KEENELAND
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Good afternoon and welcome to
MID WEEK MAYHEM At Keeneland Racetrack
Our feature event today is = B0TS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Fierce Frisky Fillys vs Clever Competitive Colts
The defending champion Thunder Cat
Will have eight contentious challengers trying
To prevent a repeat Roar to the wire
The Nimble nine are in the gate and ready to run
And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they go
Ruffian and Raven Out for an early lead
taking the field into the turn
Out Of The Turn They Come
Dusty and Ruffian Now lead the Way
after Raven stumbled jumping a shadow on the track
Itβs several lengths back to the Energizer Blunny
With Raven Regaining his composure on the Bunny tail
Itβs a long way back to the rest of the field
A tightly bunched group of snails so far
Roamin π
Tiger Dancer
Cruzan π
Thunder Cat
Digger
Theyβre At The Top Of The Stretch
It is now the Raven flying high leading the way
Dusty Trying to keep up his next
Being join now by Digger, the Maiden, putting in a good effort
The Energizer Blunny Is next
Itβs a long way back to Cruzan, Thunder Cat, Ruffian
Roamin And very far back is Tiger Dancer
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
Raven is Flying away from the field with a big lead
Dusty and Digger doing their best to catch the runaway Colt
The Energizer Blunny is next but not gaining any ground
Far back the rest of the field Looking lethargic
Cruzan, (DC)
Thunder Cat
Ruffian
Roamin π
Tiger Dancer
At The Wire The Raven Flies Alone
10 Lengths Back Is Dusty Playing the Bridesmaid today
Digger Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
The Energizer Blunny Steals The Precious
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
RAVEN $64.60
Flying high gate to wire
DUSTY $55.90
Bridesmaid Unable to catch
DIGGER $50.40
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
BLUNNY $41.70
Off to his favorite place, the Shire to steal The Precious
ALSO RAN (Like Snails )
CRUZAN π $$34.70
(DC) THUNDER CAT $23.80
RUFFIAN $21.60
ROAMIN π $14.40
TIGER DANCER $8.20
Heading to the Cat House for Catnip + Chippendales
We now bid farewell to Kentucky
Hope to see ya come back
It will be up to the Raven
To determine the next Midweek track
MID WEEK MAYHEM At Keeneland Racetrack
Our feature event today is = B0TS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Fierce Frisky Fillys vs Clever Competitive Colts
The defending champion Thunder Cat
Will have eight contentious challengers trying
To prevent a repeat Roar to the wire
The Nimble nine are in the gate and ready to run
And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they go
Ruffian and Raven Out for an early lead
taking the field into the turn
Out Of The Turn They Come
Dusty and Ruffian Now lead the Way
after Raven stumbled jumping a shadow on the track
Itβs several lengths back to the Energizer Blunny
With Raven Regaining his composure on the Bunny tail
Itβs a long way back to the rest of the field
A tightly bunched group of snails so far
Roamin π
Tiger Dancer
Cruzan π
Thunder Cat
Digger
Theyβre At The Top Of The Stretch
It is now the Raven flying high leading the way
Dusty Trying to keep up his next
Being join now by Digger, the Maiden, putting in a good effort
The Energizer Blunny Is next
Itβs a long way back to Cruzan, Thunder Cat, Ruffian
Roamin And very far back is Tiger Dancer
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
Raven is Flying away from the field with a big lead
Dusty and Digger doing their best to catch the runaway Colt
The Energizer Blunny is next but not gaining any ground
Far back the rest of the field Looking lethargic
Cruzan, (DC)
Thunder Cat
Ruffian
Roamin π
Tiger Dancer
At The Wire The Raven Flies Alone
10 Lengths Back Is Dusty Playing the Bridesmaid today
Digger Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
The Energizer Blunny Steals The Precious
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
RAVEN $64.60
Flying high gate to wire
DUSTY $55.90
Bridesmaid Unable to catch
DIGGER $50.40
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
BLUNNY $41.70
Off to his favorite place, the Shire to steal The Precious
ALSO RAN (Like Snails )
CRUZAN π $$34.70
(DC) THUNDER CAT $23.80
RUFFIAN $21.60
ROAMIN π $14.40
TIGER DANCER $8.20
Heading to the Cat House for Catnip + Chippendales
We now bid farewell to Kentucky
Hope to see ya come back
It will be up to the Raven
To determine the next Midweek track