CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER
WHO IRONICALLY WAS RESPONSIBLE
FOR NAMING THE RACE SHE WON!
2020 KISS MY A$$ GOODBYE!
VENUE CHOICE:: GULFSTREAM PARK
POST TIMES
12:35 ET
11:35 CT
10:35 MT
9:35 PT
FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS VS CLEVER CAPRICIOUS COLTS
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN ERRR + SEE DQ
MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 1/6 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM
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2020 KISS MY A$$ GOODBYE STAKES
Welcome To Midweek Mayhem
To Gulfstream Park we shall go
Who will be the fastest runner
And who may move way too slow?
Tiz the Battle Of The Sexes
Colts vs Fillys for Glory
Who will run fastest of all
Whose name will headline the Story
Real Quiet and Catalina are scratches
Which left us with only just eight
Defending champ Tiger Dancer
Is Running to Repeat her Fate
Evenly matched = 4 Colts 4 Fillys
And the way they go for the Money
2 Colts now lead the way
Tiz Raven & The Energizer Blunny
At the Top of the Stretch things have changed
Tiz Roamin who now leads the way
Tiger Dancer moving up quickly
But is this how the finish will stay?
And Down the Stretch they all come
Roamin looking so strong
Will he be first at the wire
Is the Winner Circle where he belongs
The answer came quickly and sure
As Roamin with Hooves Afiring
Extending his lead even more
And Showing no signs of tiring
Tiger Dancer with a Roar of her own
Challenging the Colt up ahead
Can she find what she needs
To be the Winner instead
But the Colt in the lead will not yield
Turning up heat even more
Not letting that Filly get by
For the Colts, BOTS Glory heβll score
Thunder Cat will catch the Bouquet
Ruffian will steal Ring Of Gold
Roamin wins for the Colts
BOTS Glory now they will hold
In the Dog House Its Cruzan alone
Sadly he couldnβt win Money
But he will have Milk Bone Biscuits
Perhaps even with Honey
So here is the Order of Finish
If you think itβs not Right
Let The Ruffian know
if possible no later than night
ROAMIN $84.80
BOTS Champ + Colt Glory
(DC) TIGER DANCER $53.40
Bridesmaid of the day
THUNDER CAT $44.90
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
RUFFIAN $44
To The Shire To Steal The Precious
RAVEN $41.50
BLUNNY $37
DUSTY $19
CRUZAN π $0
*** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
We Now Bid Farewell to Florida
Next week where will we be
Wherever it is Roamin takes us
Weβll just have to wait and then see
Welcome To Midweek Mayhem
To Gulfstream Park we shall go
Who will be the fastest runner
And who may move way too slow?
Tiz the Battle Of The Sexes
Colts vs Fillys for Glory
Who will run fastest of all
Whose name will headline the Story
Real Quiet and Catalina are scratches
Which left us with only just eight
Defending champ Tiger Dancer
Is Running to Repeat her Fate
Evenly matched = 4 Colts 4 Fillys
And the way they go for the Money
2 Colts now lead the way
Tiz Raven & The Energizer Blunny
At the Top of the Stretch things have changed
Tiz Roamin who now leads the way
Tiger Dancer moving up quickly
But is this how the finish will stay?
And Down the Stretch they all come
Roamin looking so strong
Will he be first at the wire
Is the Winner Circle where he belongs
The answer came quickly and sure
As Roamin with Hooves Afiring
Extending his lead even more
And Showing no signs of tiring
Tiger Dancer with a Roar of her own
Challenging the Colt up ahead
Can she find what she needs
To be the Winner instead
But the Colt in the lead will not yield
Turning up heat even more
Not letting that Filly get by
For the Colts, BOTS Glory heβll score
Thunder Cat will catch the Bouquet
Ruffian will steal Ring Of Gold
Roamin wins for the Colts
BOTS Glory now they will hold
In the Dog House Its Cruzan alone
Sadly he couldnβt win Money
But he will have Milk Bone Biscuits
Perhaps even with Honey
So here is the Order of Finish
If you think itβs not Right
Let The Ruffian know
if possible no later than night
ROAMIN $84.80
BOTS Champ + Colt Glory
(DC) TIGER DANCER $53.40
Bridesmaid of the day
THUNDER CAT $44.90
Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
RUFFIAN $44
To The Shire To Steal The Precious
RAVEN $41.50
BLUNNY $37
DUSTY $19
CRUZAN π $0
*** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
We Now Bid Farewell to Florida
Next week where will we be
Wherever it is Roamin takes us
Weβll just have to wait and then see