GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM @ AQUEDUCT
WHERE TODAY OUR FEATURE EVENT ON NATIONAL ABSURDITY DAY!
''ABSURDITY RULES!''
IT IS ALSO BOTS DAY: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CLEVER COLTS
WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA & BRI
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY WILL HAVE 8 CONFIDENT CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE!
THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''ABSURDITY RULES'' STAKES
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY & ROAMIN ARE QUICK TO TAKE A SHORT LEAD
BUT IN A HEARTBEAT ~ THEIR LEAD IS GONE WITH THE WIND!
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE
TAKING A HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE REST!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THE 'DYNAMIC DUO' STILL IN COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD
ROAMIN & BLUNNY ARE 15 LENGTHS BACK
THAT PAIR ARE FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT
ANOTHER GAP BACK TO CRUZAN, RAVEN & DUSTY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP, NECK + NECK IN COMPLETE COMMAND
ROAMIN & BLUNNY CONTINUE THE CHASE TO NO AVAIL
THUNDER CAT STARTING TO SHOW SPEED MOVING UP
RAVEN FINALLY HAS SPROUTED HIS WINGS BUT FAR BACK
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, SUDDENLY AWAKENED BUT
IT MAY BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
RUFFIAN APPARENTLY LET HER INNER-CHEETAH STAY IN THE BARN
EVEN FARTHER BACK IS CRUZAN ~
BOUND & DETERMINED TO HOLD ONTO THE DOGHOUSE KEY
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP STRIDE FOR STRIDE
THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY + THE CONTENTIOUS COLT
NEITHER ONE GIVING UP OR GIVING IN!
A MATCH RACE OF DOMINATING DETERMINATION
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
WILL THIS BE A DEAD HEAT GIVING GLORY TO FILLYS + COLTS!
THE ANSWER CAME IN A SUDDEN BURST OF SMOKE
AS CIGARSHOP FINALLY DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH
TIME TO SHOW THIS FRISKY FILLY WHAT COLTS ARE GOOD FOR!
*** WINNING ***
WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SURGE OF SPEED & POWER
CIGARSHOP HAS WON THE DAY FOR COLT GLORY
$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
ABSURDITY RULES STAKES
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFF-ENFORCER}}
BECAUSE CATNIP + CALCULATOR = CONFUSION
{
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }
CIGARSHOP = $89
* King Of Absurdity Champ
TIGER DANCER = $67.80
* Recalcitrant Roar In Defeat!
ROAMIN = $57.60
* Good Effort To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet
BLUNNY = $55.40
* This Bunny Just Loves To Hop To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'
For Some Odd Reason, His Fave Place For Adventure!
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
THUNDER CAT = $49.60
RAVEN = $32.10
{{DC}} DUSTY = $30.20
*Good Late Effort Final Furlongs
RUFFIAN = $28.70
CRUZAN = $16
Heads To Ye Ole Dog House For Milk Bone Biscuits & Showgirl Dancers
This Colt Seems To Intentionally Go There! Can't Imagine Why!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM AQUEDUCT
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
