GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
WE ARE AT WOODBINE RACETRACK WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP,
CRUZAN, WILL HAVE ELEVEN EXCEPTIONAL CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER 'CRUISIN' REPEAT ROMP
HONORING THE 'QUEEN'S PLATE' TODAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE ''RULE ~ OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES
{{AKA: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!}}
THE DETERMINED DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE '' RULE OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES
IT'S EL PRADO OFF & RUNNING WITH A BIG LEAD BUT QUICKLY
CATCHING UP IS A QUIRKY QUICK QUARTET RIGHT AT HER TAIL
RAVEN ~ RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP & PEEPTOAD
THESE FIVE LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY & QUICKLY!
IT IS NOW FIERCELY FAST FLYING RAVEN ALONG WITH ROAMIN
AS THESE 2 COLTS LEAD THE WAY
IT'S JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY & EL PRADO
RUFFIAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER QUIK STEPPING
RIGHT ALONG FOLLOWED VERY CLOSELY BY CIGARSHOP
THERE'S A BIG GAP BACK TO CRUZAN, THUNDER CAT, POST TIME MIKE
AND WAY FAR BACK IS DUSTY JUST STROLLIN ALONG IN NO HURRY YET
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RAVEN CONTINUES TO FLY HIGH IN THE LEAD
PEEPTOAD IS 'LEAPING' ALONG ALSO JUST AT RAVEN'S TAIL
ROAMIN GOT DISTRACTED SOMEWHERE AFTER THE TURN
AND IS DROPPING BACK QUICKLY
THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY IS BEGINNING TO REV UP HIS BATTERY
FOLLOWED BY A DANCING DUO OF TIGER DANCER + CIGARSHOP
EL PRADO AND ROAMIN ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT
DUSTY FINALLY FOUND HER BEST STRIDE AND IS STARTING TO RUN
POST TIME MIKE & CRUZAN THE DEFENDING CHAMP
SHOWING NO INTEREST IN RUNNING ARE TRAILING FAR BACK
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
RAVEN AND PEEPTOAD LEAD THE WAY
WONDROUS WILD WINGS & ''RIBOT-RIBOT-RIBOT''
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY CONTINUES HOPPIN ALONG IN 3RD
HE IS FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE DETERMINED DANGEROUS DUO
OF TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT
DUSTY IS NEXT AS POST TIME MIKE & DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN
APPEAR TO BE IN A BATTLE FOR THE DOG HOUSE KEY!
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
RAVEN & PEEPTOAD NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
WHO WILL 'RULE' ~ WHO WILL 'RELINQUISH' ?
THE ANSWER SUDDENLY & DECIDEDLY WAS OBVIOUS
THE RAVEN FLIGHT WENT INTO OVERDRIVE
LEAVING PEEPTOAD 'CROAKING' ALONG IN 2nd
THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY IS A DECISIVE 3rd
A VERY RARE RESULTS FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
SHARING THE GOLDEN RING, STEALING IT FROM GOLLUM
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
''RULE OR RELINQUISH'' STAKES
{{ REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFZILLA IN CHARGE }}
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RUFFIAN333@webtv.net ***
RAVEN = $91.70
*Fantastic Flight To Victory: Ruled Not Relinquished
PEEPTOAD = $87.20
*Excellent Effort Gate To Wire!
BLUNNY = $74.60
Too Good Today For The Shire
TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP = $69.10
'2 Golden Rings To Rule Them All'
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
ROAMIN = $63.60
EL PRADO = $60.60 {3 x 'Perfect 20/20 Vision}
RUFFIAN = $54.10
THUNDER CAT = $42.40
DUSTY = $38.10
POST TIME MIKE = $27.10
{{DC}} CRUZAN = $21.80
*** DOG HOUSE WITH BISCUITS, CHEW TOYS & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS
PLUS
ANOTHER ''YO YO DUDE'' AWARD
{ PENTHOUSE TO DOG HOUSE }
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM CANADA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
