THE FIERCE FRISKY FILLY LEAPED TO THE LEAD ~
NEVER LOOKING BACK AT THE REST OF THE FIELD
TRYING TO CATCH THE FORMIDABLE FILLY!
VENUE: LAUREL {MARYLAND MILLION DAY}
***** RACE 3--12 ONLY *****
DUE TO EARLY POST TIME, ESPECIALLY FOR MOUNTAIN +PACIFIC TIME ZONES
*** WE WILL BEGIN THE DAY WITH RACE 3 ***
MARYLAND MILLION DISTAFF: 1:12 PM ET
*** PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE RACES 1/2 IN YOUR ENTRY ***
NO NEED TO CONFUSE THE ALREADY CONFUSED SCOREKEEPER!
OCTOBER 20 IS: INTERNATIONAL SLOTH DAY
HONORING THAT INTERESTING HOLIDAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
*** ''SLOTH OR SIZZLE'' STAKES ***
WHO WILL SIZZLE WITH SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED
OR SHOW SNAIL-LIKE SLOTHINESS TO THE WIRE
OR
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR + SEE D.Q.