SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 9/9

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
AT KENTUCKY DOWNS, WHERE WE ARE ALL TURF - ALL DAY

IN KEEPING WITH THE 'TURF' THEME ~
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE GREEN ACRES STAKES
SPECIAL GUEST STEWARDS: MR HANEY & SAM DRUCKER

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN HOPES HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
CAN PREVAIL OVER 9 CHALLENGERS TO REPEAT HER VICTORY GALLOP

9 ARE IN THE GATE, PATIENTLY WAITING FOR CIGARSHOP TO
SETTLE DOWN AFTER TRYING TO ENTER TIGER DANCER'S GATE
NAUGHTY BOY!

A FEW PEPPERMINTS & HANDLERS & HE IS FINALLY IN HIS OWN GATE

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'GREEN ACRES' STAKES

ROARING OUT OF THE GATE IS RUFFIAN, LETTING LOOSE HER
'INNER CHEETAH' EARLY TO TAKE A BIG LEAD ~

REAL QUIET & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT, ABOUT 8 LENGTHS BACK

BLUNNY & PEEPTOAD ARE JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THAT DUO

TRAILING IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ DUSTY ~ CIGARSHOP & CATALINA

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

IT'S REAL QUIET & PEEPTOAD TAKING OVER THE LEAD FROM RUFFIAN
WHO SPOOKED AT HER OWN SHADOW WHICH WILL NOT BODE WELL ~ WHEN WE RUN THE SPOOKTACULAR RACE AT HALLOWEEN TIME!

THUNDER CAT IS RIGHT THERE, NOW JOINING THE FRONT RUNNING DUO

RUFFIAN REGAINING HER COMPOSURE IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY BLUNNY

IT'S FAR BACK TO THE SNAILS & TURTLES BRIGADE ~
TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP & DUSTY

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

REAL QUIET ~ PEEPTOAD & THUNDER CAT NOW HAVE
A TRIO RIGHT AT THEIR TAILS

BLUNNY ~ DUSTY & CATALINA WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED
AND POWER HAVE FLOWN IN FROM THE CLOUDS TO PRESENT
A REAL CHALLENGE TO THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO IN THE LEAD

RUFFIAN IS NEXT AND 15 LENGTHS BACK IS TIGER DANCER
FOLLOWED BY THE SLOW SNAIL DUO OF POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THE RACE NOW HAS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A STAMPEDE
WITH 5 ACROSS THE TRACK IN A SURGE OF SPEED TO THE WIRE

THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ CATALINA ~ REAL QUIET & PEEPTOAD

THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY WITH AWESOME ACCELERATION HAVE
NOW LEFT THE OTHER 3 BEHIND AS THEY ARE LOCKED IN A FIERCE
MATCH RACE, NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD WITH THUNDER CAT ROARING
'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' CHARGED UP TO MAXIMUM POWER

TOO CLOSE TO CALL! ~ HOLD ALL TICKETS!

OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING ~ TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD
JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES

STEWARDS VIEWING REPLAY WITHOUT RESOLVE YET ~

MR HANEY & SAM DRUCKER APPARENTLY DISAGREEING WITH THE TRACK STEWARDS REGARDING INTERFERENCE IN THE FINAL FURLONG

FANS ARE GETTING RESTLESS ~ TRAINERS GETTING RED-FACED
FINALLY WHAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTRA ORDINARY WAIT ~
WE HAVE A WINNER!

OBJECTIONS BY BLUNNY'S JOCKEY AGAINST THUNDER CAT
VEERING IN NEARING THE WIRE HAVE BEEN DISMISSED

THUNDER CAT BY A KITTY WHISKER TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

GREEN ACRES TROPHY PRESENTED BY:
OLIVER WENDAL DOUGLAS ~ LISA DOUGLAS & EB

BLUNNY WITH A HEARTBREAKING CLOSE CALL IS 2ND
CATALINA BY A NOSE, HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW SPOT

REAL QUIET STEALS THE PRECIOUS TO COMPLIMENT HIS
BRIDESMAID GOWNS ENSEMBLE

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

THUNDER CAT = $75.90
*Strong From The Start ~ Dynamic Determination In Final Furlong

BLUNNY = $74.10
*Took His Time In 1st Half ~ Impressive Late Closing Run!

CATALINA = $69.80
*Dismal 1st Half ~ MoJo Kicked in Big Time Down The Stretch!

REAL QUIET = $64.80
*Strong First Half ~ Continued On Gamely to The Wire

ALSO RAN

PEEPTOAD = $57.20
*Ran Well Gate To Wire ~ Not Enough Speed Late To Catch Leaders

DUSTY = $46.20
*Slow To Start ~ Improved in 2nd Half

(DC) RUFFIAN = $41.80
*Off With A ROAR ~ Finished With A Pathetic Purrrrrrrr

TIGER DANCER = $20.20
*PurrrrFect Vision For Catching Prey ~ But Not To Run In Circles!

POST TIME MIKE = $7.80
*Collided With Cigarshop Exiting Gate - Never Recovered Composure

CIGARSHOP = $6.60
*Collision With PTM Out Of Gate - Cost Any Chance Of Victory

*** BOTH COLTS VANNED OFF TO BE EXAMINED AT THE BARN ***
Better Safe Than Sorry! Updates To Follow

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON~TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE! ***