MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 6/14 **RESULTS ** @ LOUISIANA DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER WHO DID HER 4-STEP
WITH SUPURRR FELINE FINESSE GATE TO WIRE

SHE WAS GONNA CHOOSE TO RUN AT ASSINIBOIA
JUST TO WATCH CIGARSHOP'S HEAD EXPLODE ~
BUT THIS FILLY IS TOO KIND HEARTED TO DO THAT!

VENUE: LOUISIANA DOWNS

POST TIME: 3:15 CENTRAL TIME ZONE // 4:15 EDT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE
AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES WILL BE RUFFIAN

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CAUSE IF U DON'T & ERRR
YOU MIGHT JUST SEE D.Q.

*THAT AIN'T DAIRY QUEEN!

[RUFFIAN]

SINCE THE CAT'S OUT OF DA BAG
WHEN CIGARSHOP TOLD IT ALL
THERE WILL BE NO SURPRISES
IN MY MIDWEEK MAYHEM CALL

HIS 'PREMATURE SPECULATION'
FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE
BUT ~ DID HE REALLY WIN?
AND CAN WE ALL BE SURE?

WITH NO IDEA OF REASON
EP & RQ FAILED TO SHOW
SO IN THE STARTING GATE
WE HAVE 8 ALL SET TO GO

TIGER DANCER DEFENDING CHAMP
LEFT THE GATE WITH A MIGHTY ROAR
STARK QUICKLY CAUGHT UP TO HER
THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY MADE IT FOUR

THEN OUT OF THE TURN THEY CAME
BUT THINGS HAVE SUDDENLY CHANGED
THOSE WHO WERE IN FRONT
HAVE NOW JUST REARRANGED

CIGARSHOP ALONG WITH RUFFIAN
HAVE NOW ASSUMED THE LEAD
THEY STARTED OFF SO SLOW
BUT NOW HAVE PICKED UP SPEED

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH WE SEE
CIGARSHOP RUNNING STRONG
HE PREDICTED THAT HE'D WIN
BUT PREDICTIONS CAN BE WRONG

RUFFIAN STILL RIGHT THERE
THE FILLY WON'T GIVE IN
SHE'S URGING HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
TO NOT LET THAT BAD BOY WIN

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CIGARSHOP NOT GIVING IN
HE SAID THE DAY WOULD BE HIS
AND WAS SURE THAT HE WOULD WIN

BUT PREDICTIONS COME AND GO
AND MANY PROVE SO WRONG
RUFFIAN ALONG WITH BLUNNY
TRY TO STOP HIS VICTORY SONG

BUT CIGARSHOP LOOKING BACK
NOW SEES THEM COMIN FAST
HIS INNER CORE IS HOPING
THAT HIS SPEED INDEED CAN LAST

WITH THE WIRE JUST UP AHEAD
THE COURAGEOUS COLT DIGS IN
THERE'S NO WAY HIS SUPER EGO
WILL LET HIM NOW NOT WIN

AND SO HIS BOLD 'PREDICTION'
INDEED HAS NOW COME TRUE
BUT ONE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES
WE NOW WILL SHARE WITH YOU

HOW MANY TIMES HE CHIRPS ~
''IT'S NOT BOTS = SO IT DON'T MATTER''
WE WONDER IF THAT COUNTS NOW ~
OR WAS IT JUST BOLD CHATTER?

BUT EITHER WAY HE FEELS
HE DID WHAT HE SAID HE'D DO
HE RAN AS HE PREDICTED
HIS 'CRYSTAL BALLS' CAME THRU

THE 'ALSO RANS' CAME CLOSE
BUT CLOSE WON'T GET THE MONEY
ALMOST STEALING THE GLORY
AT THE WIRE IT WAS BLUNNY

RUFFIAN HELD ON FOR THE SHOW
HER CHEETAH NOT FAST ENUFF
STARK THEN STOLE THE PRECIOUS
FOR THE REST THE RACE WAS TUFF

WE ALL HAVE ERRORS WE MAKE
WITH NUMBERS THAT'S EASY TO DO
AND IF THE CAT IS WEARY ~
THESE RESULTS MAY NOT BE TRUE

SO HERE'S THE FINAL ORDER
BUT IF U THINK IT'S WRONG
NOTIFY CATZILLA WHO
WILL FIX IT FORE TOO LONG

* RUFFIAN333@webtv.net *

CIGARSHOP = $58.40

BLUNNY = $53

RUFFIAN = $45.10

STARK = $40.90 & THE PRECIOUS

====== ALSO RAN ======

CATALINA = $33.20

(DC) TIGER DANCER = $28.80

THUNDER CAT = $28.60

DUSTY = $8.80
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