MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ + RESULTS - 5/3 @ CHURCHILL DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT
A 'MAIDEN' NO MORE
WHO FOUGHT TOOTH & CLAW
TO WIN WITH A ROAR


TIGER DANCER STAYED WITH HER
UNTIL THE FINAL FURLONG
WHEN SHE TURNED ON THE THUNDER
AND SANG A VICTORY SONG


A NEW VERSION OF ''BIG CAT DIARIES'' AND A VERY
IMPRESSIVE ADDITION TO THE FIERCE FILLY FORCE!

VENUE: CHURCHILL DOWNS

POST TIME: 12:45 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER

IF TECHNICAL ISSUES DO NOT PREVAIL
FROM THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE A DUSTY WAIL
BUT IF PERCHANCE SHE CANNOT SCORE
THEN RUFFIAN WILL STEP IN TO ROAR

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT GO TAKE A BITE
CAUSE IF U ERRR & DQ
YOU MAY JUST WHINE ALL NITE

[RUFFIAN]

CLEARLY CONFUSED CHOICES

I MAY BE 'ONE SHARP LADY'
WITH A 'GATO FURIOSA' WAY
BUT MY WINNING 'SHARP GAME'
MAY BE A DULL ONE HERE TODAY

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R1 >>> 4 1 6 2 5
SHARP GAME

FULL HEART
WILD MAN


R2 >>> 4 6 5 3 2
ONE SHARP LADY
*Sharp Humor!

SKY PRINCESS
KENTUCKY DANCER


R3 >>> 6 2 4 1 7
I'M EXTRAORDINARY

STARSHIP AQUARIUS
DIXIE LOVER


R4 >>> 3 2 5 6 1
IMPROV (Distorted Humor Of Course!)

SEA CLOUD ~ *Mizzen Mast
DOXOLOGY


R5 >>> 7 1 3 4 6
DEEP EXPLORER
*No Relation To Dora

GREELEY'S CHARM
RUNNING BACK


R6 >>> 2 4 7 1 5
I'M INDY HAVIN FUN

ON HER HONOR
SUMMERTIME SKY


R7 >>> 8 5 6 3 2
GATA FURIOSA
(Hell Yeh! = WildCat Heir )

FAIRYBROOK
MILADY ROCKS! (QrFluffl)


R8 >>> 9 1 5 3 8
SPINNING FOR HOME
* Gray & Dam By DH

LAMU (No Relation To Shamu)
CROOKED AS CAN BE


R9 >>> 8 6 9 10 7
DAN THE GO TO MAN (Gray)

KASSEOPIA
DERBY CHAMPAGNE


R10 >>> 12 4 9 11 10
ARODG
(* JUST GOOGLE IT)

CHILLING SECRET
BECAUSE IT'S TIME

[RUFFIAN]

AM STEPPIN IN FOR DUSTY
WHOSE ISSUES SADLY PREVAIL
SO ONTO THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM
WHO WILL PURRR & WHO WILL WAIL?

IT'S ALSO A SPECIAL EVENT DAY
WITH BOTS GLORY AGAIN ON THE LINE
WHO WILL BE IN THE PENTHOUSE
WHO ON SOME CROW WILL WE SEE DINE?

BECAUSE IT IS THE DERBY WEEK
RESULTS WILL BE SHORT & SWEET
WHO HAS RAN FOR GLORY
AND CAN THUNDER CAT REPEAT?

THUNDER CAT FACES ONLY 7
TO STOP HER FROM A REPEAT
SO CAN THE FILLY DO IT
OR WILL SHE FACE A DEFEAT?

THEY'RE OFF IN MIDWEEK MAYHEM
IT'S FIVE ACROSS THE TRACK
THE OTHER THREE REMAINING
ANY SPEED THEY SURELY LACK

OUT OF THE TURN HERE THEY COME
STARK ~ CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY
SO FAR WE'RE SEEING NO FILLYS
EVEN TRYING FOR SOME OF THE MONEY

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH NOTHING CHANGED
THREE COLTS STILL WAY OUT IN FRONT
THE FILLYS ALL LOOKING LETHARGIC
OR IS THIS JUST A SMART FILLY STUNT?

AND DOWN THE STRETCH HERE THEY COME
CIGARSHOP STILL LEADING THE WAY
STARK IS RIGHT AT HIS TAIL
BLUNNY BEGINNING TO FADE

BUT SUDDENLY WITHOUT ANY WARNING
FROM OUT OF THE CLOUDS FAR AWAY
IS DUSTY JUST LIKE ZENYATTA
PASSING ALL WHO STAND IN HER WAY

SHE FLIES RIGHT ON PAST BLUNNY
PAST STARK ~ ONLY CIGARSHOP IN SIGHT
THIS FILLY WITH HOOVES NOW ON FIRE
WILL THE TROPHY BE ALL HER'S TONIGHT?

WHAT STARTED AS A COLT DOMINATION
HAS TURNED INTO A BATTLE GALORE
THE COLT AND THE FILLY TOGETHER
BUT WHICH OF THE TWO FINALLY SCORE?

THE WIRE NOW LOOMS JUST AHEAD
BOTH OF THEM GIVING THEIR ALL
AND AS THE WIRE IS CROSSED
IT'S SIMPLY TOO CLOSE TO CALL

THE CROWD IS SCREAMING IN TONES
THE MEN FOR CIGARSHOP IS LOW
THE HIGH PITCHED LADIES FOR DUSTY
TO WHICH WILL THE BOTS GLORY GO?

THE TOTE BOARD LIGHTS ARE STILL FLASHING
OBJECTIONS ARE NOW BEING HEARD
AND AFTER A LOT OF DISCUSSION ~
THE STEWARDS HAVE GIVEN THE WORD

ONLY A WHISKER THE DIFFERENCE
BUT CIGARSHOP'S NOSE IS THE WINNER
HE WINS BOTS DAY FOR THE COLTS
AS DUSTY HAS CROW FOR HER DINNER

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

CIGARSHOP ======== $60.40

DUSTY ====== ====== $56.20

STARK ============= $50.60

BLUNNY ============ $40.60
*We Are Beginning To Suspect Gollum Is A Relative?

======== ALSO RAN =========

(DC) THUNDER CAT ===== $33

EL PRADO ============= $29.20

TIGER DANCER ========= $22

RUFFIAN ============== $18.50
* No Good Deed Goes UnPunished!
Step In To Score & Wind Up In The Cat House!
But Then, Catnip, Meow Mix & Chippendales Ain't So Bad!