MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ JAN 11 *RESULTS* @ TAMPA BAY

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO DUSTY WHO ONCE AGAIN RETURNED TO
HER WINNING STYLE OF 2010 AS HOTY AND DESTROYING
THE CHALLENGERS --- WINNING BY 20+ LENGTHS

DUE TO THE CANCELLATION OF LAST WEEK MM
THIS WEEK WILL BE A BONUS BOTS DAY

COLTS = WORKIN OUT EXTRA HARD FOR STAMINA
FILLYS = TUNING UP BRAIN CELLS FOR CLEVERNESS

VENUE: TAMPA BAY

POST TIME: 12:25 ET

SCOREKEEPER
CATALINA WILL BE SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST
MEOW MIX ~ CATNIP ~ & NEWLY ARRIVED CHIPPENDALE DANCERS
FROM LAS VEGAS, TO KEEP HER HAPPY

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
JUST SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
BE WRONG & GET D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

TENACIOUS OR TRAUMATIC @ TAMPA

BACK WHEN I 'RODE TO HAPPINESS'
ON AN 'IMPROMPTU' TYPE OF CHOICE
MY PSYCHIC YEAR OF VISIONS
HAD FINALLY FOUND A VOICE

I LEFT THE BAD HUMIDITY
I LEFT THE ROACHES & FLEAS
I LEFT THE NOISE & TRAFFIC
FOR A LIFE OF JOY & EASE

ALTHO WHEN DAYS ARE CHILLY
AND THE SNOW HAS HIT THE GROUND
THERE ARE THOSE TIMES I QUESTION
IF MY MIND BACK THEN WAS 'SOUND'

BUT THEN THE SUN SHINES THRU
AND THE SNOW DOES MELT AWAY
THAT'S WHEN I KNOW FOR SURE
THAT MY HEART HAS FOUND ITS WAY


R1 >>> 5 4 1 6 2
ROYAL CRUSADER

SOPHISTICATION
I'M ON IT


R2 >>> 7 1 6 2 3
PRIME MISTRESS

I'M MONEY IN THE BANK
FIESTA ROSE


R3 >>> 6 5 4 1 7
CRITICAL (& Distorted) HUMOR

U KNOW THAT RITE
CASITAS


R4 >>> 3 8 1 9 4
EYE OF RA (Or Newt)

AWFULLY SINFUL
ARABIAN QUEEN (Ebony / Shiloh)


R5 >>> 2 4 7 1 8
ONCE ABOUT A DREAM

STARSHIP STACHE
IMA TORNADO


R6 >>> 10 3 1 2 8
IMPROMPTU

SINE METU (Without Fear)
CALVADOS


R7 >>> 6 8 9 2 1
CIRCULAR THUNDER

HAWK EYE JUSTICE
TICKET TO FAME


R8 >>> 7 12/AE 13/AE 10 3 5 4
CREATIVE DIRECTOR

AE) LA SOUL
AE) ARABIAN BEAUTY (EBONY)
ABILITY / ROSE


R9 >>> 6 9 5 1 4
RODE TO HAPPINESS

WESTERN JOURNEY (FLA TO COLORADO)
SOLITARY WARRIOR


R10 >>> 7 9 1 3 5
BIIGON

BLUEGRASS TIGER
HONOR EARNED

[Catalina]

Great poem, my lady!

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**




TIZ MIDWEEK MAYHEM AGAIN
CATALINA UNABLE TO SCORE
SO RUFFIAN WILL STEP IN TO HELP
OR MAYBE SHE'LL STEP IN TO ROAR?

THE DEFENDING CHAMPION, DUSTY
LATELY BEEN RUNNING ON FIRE
THERE'S 8 IN THE GATE TO CHALLENGE
TO SEE IF SHE REPEATS OR TIRE?

THE 9 ARE NOW LINED UP & READY
ALL STANDING SO NICE IN THE GATE
AND ''AWAY THEY ALL GO'' WE CAN HEAR
THO DUSTY TOOK OFF A BIT LATE




CIGARSHOP AWAY WITH THE LEAD
BUT THAT LEAD -- IT JUST DIDN'T LAST
AS RUFFIAN RELEASED EARLY HER 'CHEETAH'
AND RIGHT BY CIGARSHOP SHE PASSED!




SHE'S TAKEN COMMAND OF THE RACE
THE FILLY HAS LIT UP THE TRACK
WITH FURIOUSLY FAST EARLY FRACTIONS
THE OTHER 8 WAY IN THE BACK


~COLORADO FRACTION METHOD~ --


AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ALL WE SEE
ARE THE HOT PINK SILKS ALL AGLOW
THE FILLY IS ALONE ON THE LEAD
IT'S BEEN MOSTLY A RUFFIAN SHOW!






STARK, REAL QUIET & CIGARSHOP
JUST RUNNING FOR 2nd PLACE MONEY
AND A FEW LENGTHS BEHIND THAT TRIO
ALONG COMES THAT ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY''




CATALINA, JOHN HENRY, TIGER DANCER
ARE NEXT BUT THEY'RE REALLY FAR BACK
THEN DEFENDING CHAMPION, DUSTY ~
IS REGRETTING THEY RAN AT THIS TRACK!

AS THE WIRE APPEARS JUST AHEAD
FROM THE START IT WAS MADE VERY CLEAR
THAT THE BOTS DAY BELONGS TO THE FILLYS
TO THE WINNER NO ONE GOT NEAR

RUFFIAN WITH HER 'DISTORTED HUMOR'
WAS HEARD LAUGHING FOR MOST OF THE RACE
IT SEEMED THAT HER GOAL FOR THE DAY
WAS TO PUT THOSE COLTS IN THEIR PLACE!




AND THAT'S WHAT THE COOL FILLY DID
SHE PUT THEM IN 2nd, AND THIRD
WITH CIGARSHOP STEALING ''THE PRECIOUS''
AS THE SOUND OF GOLLUM WE HEARD

AND AS FOR THE CHAMPION DUSTY
IT SEEMS THAT SHE RAN OUT OF LUCK
HER WINNING STREAK ENDED ABRUPTLY
IN THE CAT HOUSE THE FILLY GOT STUCK

SO HERE IS THE ORDER OF FINISH
AND IF YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG
JUST NOTIFY THE QUEEN IN THE PENTHOUSE
SHE'LL FIX IT ....... BEFORE VERY LONG


$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$
-- BIG FILLY WIN FOR 1st BOTS OF 2017 --


1st ~ RUFFIAN ============== $140.00
(Early Nominee for Caixa Eletronica 2017)
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2nd ~ STARK 'THE SHARK' ================ $59.20
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3rd ~ REAL QUIET ============= $58.80
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4th ~ CIGARSHOP ============= $50.80
..... (Gollum Lurks!)
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=== ALSO RAN --(IS THAT WHAT YA CALL IT?) ===


BLUNNY ============== $45.60

CATALINA ============= $17.80

TIGER DANCER ========== $15.20

JOHN HENRY ============ $12.60

(DC) DUSTY ============= $8.80
SO CLOSE TO THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~