MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 9/28 @ *RESULTS* REMINGTON PARK

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO SHATTERED THE
TRACK RECORD & DESTROYED THE HOPES OF
THE COMPETITION RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE
WITH A CHEETAH ROAR TO THE WIRE

VENUE: REMINGTON PARK -->(OKLAHOMA)

POST TIME: 7:07 CENTRAL TIME ZONE
(7:07 => NOT 7 PM -- NOT 7:05 -- NOT 7:15
HOW / WHY THEY COME UP WITH THIS ODD TIME?
I MAY EVEN CALL AND ASK!

SCOREKEEPER
CALCULATING FROM THE CAT HOUSE
WILL BE DUSTY WITH A NEW CAN OF PLEDGE

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
BEST TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
U COULD THEN BE D.Q

[Criminal Type]

Picks to Pick lock of Dog House Door


R1
12/4/2/6/7 = Justice / Pot Liquor (Interesting idea) / Gold

R2
3/1/6/2/4 = Sister / South / Eva

R3
9/4/1/3/6 = Gladditude / Threat / Colorado

R4
3/8/9/7/6 = Afleet / Native / Lodi

R5
4/10/5/8/9 = Isntzee Wonderful / Dominika / Scatin

R6
6/4/1/7/3 = Loud / Attack / Stormy

R7
4/7/1/3/5 = PayBack / Mud / Incoming

R8
1/4/7/3/2/ = Sistah / Hold / Earsahead

R9
11/7/6/1/4 = Sooner / Hanslow / Eurofast Boy


Luck to all // Safe Trip for the Horses
New Pledge for the Dusty Scorekeeper

[RUFFIAN]

RUFF & READY @ REMINGTON

I'M A 'FLEET TALK'N MISS'
WISH'N TO 'TURN BACK TIME'
A 'WHIMSICAL MISS' ALSO
WITH A SHELDON COOPER MIND

R1 >>> 1 12 9 8 6
WISE UP!

CODE OF JUSTICE
STARSHIP


R2 >>> 5 4 2 1 7
FLEET TALK'N MISS

DIAMONDS R WILD
KORNGAY


R3 >>> 7 1 9 4 2
CEE F'S CAT

COLORADO COLD
GLADDITUDE


R4 >>> 2 8 7 1 5
TURN BACK TIME
(IF ONLY I COULD)

YES I'M NATIVE
BOWER'S POINT


R5 >>> 7 5 9 10 8
WHIMSICAL MISS

SCATIN AROUND
ONE MORE FAST DANCE


R6 >>> 2 8 6 7 4
DANCING ZAPPER

DARE TO LOVE
("Grief Is The Price We Pay For Love")
GET LOUD


R7 >>> 8 1 2 6 7
SKY SURFER

INCOMING
KERUGMA


R8 >>> 8 6 4 12 7
BEACH QUEEN
(Turn Back Time!)

CAT IN DE NILE (Fave But Too Low Odds!)
HOLD ME FAST


R9 >>> 12 9 11 10 7
GONE OPERATIONAL
(The Year That Was Just That)

MAD ABOUT BEAU (FAVE HORSE AT RANCH)
SOONER BE RAPP'N = (NOT! Ewwwww)

[OaklawnCapper]

Race 1: 10-12-1

Race 2: 8-6-1

Race 3: 6-2-1

Race 4: 6-7-3

Race 5: 8-10-3

Race 6: 4-1-10

Race 7: 2-8-6

Race 8: 7-6-11

Race 9: 10-1-4

[Tiger Dancer]

**RAVISHING & RAMBUNCTIOUS @ REMINGTON**




R-1: 9 - 3 - 12 - 10

R-2: 4 - 6 - 5 - 7

R-3: 4 - 7 - 1 - 9

R-4: 1 - 5 - 2 - 4

R-5: 5 - 6 - 4 - 7

R-6: 8 - 7 - 10 - 2

R-7: 1 - 3 - 8

R-8: 6 - 8 - 11 - 9

R-9: 10 - 4 - 7

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**


BRINGING THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM RESULTS:
PUSS-IN-COWBOY-BOOTS -- "2-STEPPIN" IN ...
DUE TO DUSTY HAVING TECHNICAL ISSUES
SO NOW LET THE GOOD TIMES BEGIN



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WELCOME TO REMINGTON PARK
WHERE THE RACE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
11 HAVE ENTERED TO RUN
ONLY ONE WAS RUNNING TO WIN





THE DEFENDING CHAMPION RUFFIAN
SHOULD HAVE STAYED BACK IN HER STALL
CAUSE HER "INNER CHEETAH" WAS NAPPING
SO SHE NEVER RAN MUCH AT ALL




OUT OF THE ELEVEN RUNNERS
10 SEEMED TO FROLIC FOR FUN
GATE TO WIRE TWAS APPARENT
ONLY ONE HAD SHOWED UP TO RUN!

IT WAS CLEAR FROM THE VERY BEGINNING
JUST ONE HAD THEIR RUNNING SHOES ON
ONE MINUTE ALL APPEARED NORMAL
BUT THEN IN A FLASH --- HE WAS GONE!




THE REST OF THE RUNNERS SEEMED SHOCKED
AS HIS TAIL DISAPPEARED OUT OF SIGHT
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH IT GOT WORSE
A 30 LENGTH VICTORY THIS NIGHT

WAS IT ONLY "COINCIDENCE"
THAT REMINGTON IS THE NAME OF A GUN
CAUSE THE ONE WHO STOLE ALL THE GLORY
WAS THE MASTER THIEF WHO "GOT-ER-DONE"




HE LEFT THE FIELD IN HIS WAKE
HE DID IT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE
BUT COULD SPEED LIKE THAT EVEN LAST
OR WOULD TIRING LATE BE HIS FATE?

THE ANSWER WAS NEVER IN DOUBT
LIKE A TORNADO FROM GATE TO THE WIRE
AND NOBODY ELSE HAD A CHANCE
HE RAN LIKE HIS HOOVES WERE ON FIRE




THREE TIMES HE'S BEEN HORSE OF THE YEAR
AND TODAY HE SHOWED EM ALL HOW
BY THE TIME THE RACE WAS ALL OVER
THE SOUND FROM THE CROWD WAS JUST "WOW!"

NOT ONLY WINE SEEMS TO GET BETTER
APPARENTLY A RACE HORSE CAN TOO
CRIMINAL TYPE PROVED THAT TODAY
NOT MUCH ANY OTHER COULD DO

BUT ANOTHER FUNNY THING HAPPENED
A GOOSE WITH GOLDEN EGGS DID APPEAR
JOHN HENRY HAS JUST LAID HIS THIRD
IT'S BEEN A HELLUVA YEAR!




THERE WAS NO "BATTLE FOR VICTORY"
BUT ANOTHER ONE WAS SO FUNNY
2 WERE AIMED AT THE CAT HOUSE
AND ONE IN THE DOG HOUSE ---> NO MONEY

SO HERE IS THE WAY IT ALL ENDED
AS CRIMINAL TYPE LED THE WAY
WITH 10 JUST CHASING HIS TAIL
AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY TODAY


$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$



1st ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ========== $183.80
NEW 'CAIXA ELETRONICA' RECORD CONTENDER!
STOLE IT RIGHT FROM UNDER RUFFIAN'S TAIL! -- ($182.60)
... (THAT'S AN ODD PLACE TO KEEP IT) --
~WINNER~ ... IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING --



2nd ~ REAL QUIET ============ $51.40
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
**AND SO EXCITED ABOUT ANOTHER GOWN FOR HIS COLLECTION!!



3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ========== $39.00
~FLOWER-BEARER~ Mmmmm Yummy!! --


4th ~ STARK ================ $36.40
.... (STEALS THE PRECIOUS! -- GOLLUM ALERT!)
~RING-BEARER~


=== ALSO RAN - MOSTLY TROTTED ===


CATALINA =========== $32.60

OAKLAWN CAPPER ====== $26.50
... (BACK AFTER LONG LAYOFF)

CIGARSHOP ========== $24.20

BLUNNY ============ $19.20

DUSTY ============= $8.40

RUFFIAN {DC} ========= $3.80
(**CHEETAH STAYED IN THE BARN NAPPING & DUSTY KEPT HER COMPANY!!)
~NOT ENUFF $$ FOR CATNIP OR DANCERS~ --


...AND BRINGING UP THE REAR...
**GOLDEN GOOSE EGG TO --> JOHN HENRY!
HIS 3rd & LEADING CONTENDER FOR AWARD
BUT THERE'S STILL 3 MONTHS TO STEAL IT!




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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~