MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/24 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO PROVED THAT
THE CHEETAH IS INDEED FASTER THAN TIGER
(AT LEAST ON THAT DAY)

VENUE: EVANGELINE DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:50 CT / 4:50 MT / 3:50 PT / 6:50 ET

SCOREKEEPER
SCORING FROM THE OLE DOG HOUSE WILL BE
CRIMINAL TYPE IF HE CAN STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH
TO RECORD RESULTS
SO THE POSTING MAY NOT HAPPEN TILL LATER THURSDAY

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & FINISH D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

EFFERVESCENT & EBULLIENT @ EVANGELINE
R1 >>> 10 1A 4 8 9
BLESS D' CAT

(AE) WE GIRLS RULE!
DITTY WITTY
50 SHADES OF NAY


R2 >>> 4 6 3 7 1
TWIN SKIES

LA JUSTICE
WILD MIMOSAS


R3 >>> 11 5 10 9 12
TOUGH BOSS

VALID SENSE
IDE SWEET ON YOU


R4 >>> 6 1 3 2 4
SON OF A GUSKA

DISTURBING BEHAVIOUR
10 TO MIDNIGHT


R5 >>> 1 7 10 8 11
DOWN (I)95 (FLA)

MISCHIEVOUS BELLE
YES BABE (OINK OINK)


R6 >>> 3 2 1 4 10
ZARTAN
(Z Obsessed)

B BRAZIN
SHANIKO'S SECRET


R7 >>> 11 5 9 8 4
ZENION
(Z Obsessed of course)

DEVILS PAY
FAIRY MISSILE


R8 >>> 11/AE 10 8 9 4
(AE) - WINDS OF AUTUMN

QUIET CONCERT
I VOW TO YOU
FIRE LAKE


R9 >>> 10 6 1 3 5
NO GUTS = NO GLORY
513
FRIEND TO ME


R10 >>> 2 4 7 1 5
INVENIAM VIAM
(I Will Find Or Make A Way!)

LET THE LADY SPEAK
CELTIC LASS


R11 >>> 9 1 4 6 10
COYOTE DEL FUEGO

OPEN UP
THE CERN COLLIDER

[Criminal Type]

R1
1/9/3/8/10 = Blaster / Game / Wine

R2
6/1/3/8/2 = Justice / Pal / Mimosas

R3
4/9/1/3/11 = NCIS / Crushem / HesALeaping

R4
3/8/1/7/4 = Midnight / Private / Disturbing

R5
8/10/2/1/5 = Showem Heat / Babe / Sail

R6
4/10/1/2/6 = Ransom / Buckaroux / Secret

R7
1/10/6/5/3 = Flit / Sun / Cocktails

R8
3/1/6/2/5 = North / Jack / Trim

R9
6/9/7/2/3 = FiveOneThree / Poppa / High

R10
7/3/5/1/2 = Celtic / Lassie / Safari

R11
2/3/4/9/7 = Thief / Whiskey / Collider


Luck to all // Safe trip for the Horses
Bourbon / Beer & Babes for Scorekeeper --

[Tiger Dancer]

R-1: 10 - 8 - 5 - 1/1a

R-2: 3 - 4 - 5

R-3: 10 - 5 - 9 - 11

R-4: 3 - 8 - 2 - 1

R-5: 8 - 11 - 6 - 2

R-6: 9 - 2 - 10 - 3

R-7: 11 - 4 - 3 - 5

R-8: 4 - 5 - 9 - 8

R-9: 3 - 6 - 7 - 10

R-10: 6 - 1 - 4

R-11: 2 - 10 - 5 - 1

[Criminal Type]

***BREAKING NEWS

This just in from Evangeline Downs Racetrack:

Several horses have escaped from the track
Through a gate that was left open

The Louisiana mounted patrol (LMP)
are on their way to round them up

Rewards are being offered by each owner

Four of the slower horses were just spotted near a feed store
where apparently seeing the hay Is what stopped them from running

Being rounded up and brought back to the track
Ruffian, Dusty, Stark, Blunny

The LMP remain in pursuit of the other runaways
Now engaging four very fast horses who are showing
no sign of slowing down to be caught

The LMP has called for additional help who are on their way

Lady Luck has just offered a helping hand
By causing a feed truck to break down on the road
And due to the sudden stop the grain has spilled onto the ground

That was enough incentive to cause four horses
To stop running which now has allowed the LMP to round them up

They have been identified as
Criminal Type
Tiger Dancer
John Henry
Catalina

The LMP has put out a BOLO for Cigarshop & Real Quiet
who so far are nowhere to be found

Back at the track the reward money has been posted as follows

Catalina = $101.90 --

John Henry = $96

Tiger Dancer = $90.60

Criminal type = $58.80

Blunny = $34.30

Stark = $34.20

Dusty = $33.10

Ruffian = $21.30

The owners and trainers of all of these horses have made
a large donation to the LMP In gratitude for their dedication
saving their horses without one injury

Although Cigarshop and Real Quiet remain MIA