MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/13 *RESULTS* @ MOUNTAINEER

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO CATALINA WHO ROARED TO THE
WIRE ~ CAPTURING BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS

VENUE: MOUNTAINEER
IF IT WORKED ONCE ~ WHY NOT AGAIN!

POST TIME: 7 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER
SCORING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE
WILL BE JOHN HENRY WHO SEEMS TO BE
RUNNING BACK & FORTH FROM DOG HOUSE
TO PENTHOUSE PERHAPS IN AN EFFORT TO WIN
BOTH HOTY & DOG HOUSE YEAR END AWARDS!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ A TASTY DELIGHT
BETTER TO READ THRU
THAN D.Q. & WHINE ALL NITE

[ElPrado2]

R 1) 7 5 4 9 1

R 2) 6 4 2 3 7

R 3) 5 1 8 3 7

R 4) 3 1 5 2 4

R 5) 4 8 5 7 6

R 6) 2 4 7 3 5

R 7) 4 1 3 7 6

R 8) 3 4 1 2 5

R 9) 4 6 3 5 8

Good luck, everybody!

[Criminal Type]

R1
8/1/4/10/6 = Broadmoorde / Racyn / Dream

R2
5/3/2/6/7 = Mudd / Aye / Stone

R3
4/2/3/1/8 = Lucky / Phyllis / Shane

R4
4 / 2b / 1a / 3c / 1 = Badge / Bad Hombre / Man-Black
(Sounds like episode of Gunsmoke)

R5
3/6/5/2/1 = Robber / Willbough / Powder

R6
7/3/4/1/5 = Street / Proust / Brush

R7
6/5/7/3/1 = Sunny / Parte / Heat

R8
6/5/1/4/3= Brother / Okay / Droopy

R9
5/2/1/3/6 = Borrenidentity / Champion / Cay


Luck to all // Safe trip for the Horses

Rocky Mountaineer High Catnip for CatZilla
who is roaring in to Score for John Henry
Not sure how those long sharp claws handle calculator?

[RUFFIAN]

ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH
OR LETHARGIC LOSER LOW?
WILL THE CHEETAH POUNCE & ROAR
OR SIMPLY RUN TOO SLOW

R1 >>> 6 5 10 4 7

BUDDAH'S DELIGHT

HEART OF COLD
ALIEN QUEEN


R2 >>> 4 5 3 2 1
RANK HAS PRIVILEGES
(IT AIN'T EASY BEIN QUEEN!)

CITY MUDD
AYE SKIPPER


R3 >>> 8 3 4 1A 7
BETWEEN HERE & COOL

SHANE ROARS
OUR LUCKY ZIP
TRIBAL CUSTOM (Only)


R4 >>> 3 4 5 2 1
CALIPARI'S KITTEN
BIG MAN IN BLACK (JOHNNY CASH)

MY SILVER BADGE
MUE'STRAMEEL DINERO


R5 >>> 7 1 5 2 3
CASTLEBROOK'S LION

EUROSTORY
TAKE A POWDER


R6 >>> 2 6 3 4 7
SPECIAL ENERGY

CANDID OPINIONS
PROUST


R7 >>> 3 5 6 7 1
MISS CONSPICUOUS

START DE PARTE
SUNNY ISLES GIRL


R8 >>> 1 5 6 4 3
DROOPY

OKAY
MY BROTHER STEVE


R9 >>> 8 3 6 4 9
BRAT
(Always Was ~ Still Am)

STARSHIP CAPTAIN (Prefer Spock)
STAR MANEUVER

[RUFFIAN]

RUFFIAN WILL BE STEPPING IN TO HELP JOHN HENRY
WHO HAS ENOUGH OTHER STUFF TO DEAL WITH
THAN SCORING RESULTS

THE MM RESULTS WILL BE POSTED EITHER LATER
TODAY / TONIGHT OR POSSIBLY FRIDAY MORNING

THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE!

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**



GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK~MAYHEM AT MOUNTAINEER RACE TRACK
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS -- "THE ANNIVERSARY STAKES"

WE HAVE 10 RUNNERS IN THE GATE BUT UNFORTUNATELY
THE DEFENDING CHAMPION CATALINA MISSED HER FLIGHT
AND THEREFORE WAS UNABLE TO RUN FOR THE REPEAT VICTORY

8 OF THE 10 ARE LOADED WITHOUT INCIDENT
BUT THERE IS SOME KIND OF RUCKUS GOING ON BETWEEN
EL PRADO & DUSTY AND THE HANDLERS ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY
GETTING BOTH OF THE FILLYS INTO THE GATE

IT TOOK SOME DOING ALONG WITH SOME PEPPERMINTS
BUT NOW THEY HAVE GONE IN & WE ARE READY TO RUN

.... AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ANNIVERSARY STAKES




FIRING LIKE TWIN ROCKETS ARE BLUNNY & JOHN HENRY
LEAVING THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE WITH BLISTERING FRACTIONS
-- TAKING COMMAND WITH A VERY BIG LEAD IN THE EARLY GOING




IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
CIGARSHOP AND REAL QUIET
THEN ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO STARK - EL PRADO & DUSTY




ALL ALONE AT THE BACK OF THE PACK IS CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO APPEARS RATHER LETHARGIC
SHOWING NO INTEREST YET IN RUNNING AT ALL




COMING OUT OF THE TURN
BLUNNY & JOHN HENRY
CONTINUE TO LEAD SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING

REAL QUIET HAS NOW JOINED THE FRONT RUNNING
COLT DUO AS THE 3 COLTS HAVE SEPARATED
THEMSELVES FROM THE FIELD BY SEVERAL LENGTHS


RUFFIAN - TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT AND NOW
CRIMINAL TYPE HAS SUDDENLY AWAKENED FROM
HIS SNOOZE FEST JOINING THE 2 FILLYS

RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE
CIGARSHOP - STARK - EL PRADO & DUSTY

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

BLUNNY NOW ALONE ON THE LEAD AFTER
JOHN HENRY ALMOST CLIPPED HEELS WITH
A SUDDENLY FAST CLOSING CIGARSHOP ~
LOSING HIS MOMENTUM AND THE LEAD

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

BLUNNY STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
CONTINUES TO LEAD AS HE HAS FROM THE GATE

BUT SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD
EVERYONE IS UP ON THEIR FEET
WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS COMMOTION?

NOW WE SEE WHAT IT IS....

TIGER DANCER & CRIMINAL TYPE
SUDDENLY TURNED INTO TWIN PEGASUS
AND ARE FLYING PAST EVERYONE IN FRONT OF THEM
AS IF THEY WERE STANDING STILL!




WOW! HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS FOLKS!
WE SUDDENLY NOW HAVE A BRAND NEW MATCH RACE
THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE BLUNNY OR JOHN HENRY!

CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER NECK & NECK
STRIDE FOR STRIDE ... WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD




LADIES IN THE STANDS SCREAMING FOR THE FILLY
MEN SHOUTING OUT FOR THE COLT

FINALLY -- CRIMINAL TYPE --
WITH YET ONE MORE IMPRESSIVE SURGE OF POWER
LEAVES TIGER DANCER LOOKING AT HIS TAIL

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF ENERGY & DETERMINATION FROM
THE COLT WHO WAS LEFT AT THE STARTING GATE ~ 20 LENGTHS BEHIND
TO DIG DEEP ENOUGH TO CLOSE THIS FAST
AND, LIKE THE MASTER THIEF HE IS ...
STEAL THE RACE IN THE FINAL FEW YARDS!


TIGER DANCER VALIANT IN DEFEAT
COURAGEOUSLY BATTLED TO THE WIRE
ONLY TO MISS VICTORY BY A TIGER WHISKER
SO 2nd IT IS.....


BLUNNY APPEARS A BIT SHOCKED AT FINISHING 3rd
AFTER RUNNING SO WELL FROM THE GATE --

JOHN HENRY RECOVERING FROM HIS CLOSE CALL
WITH CIGARSHOP AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
MANAGES TO HOLD ON TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS

SO HATS OFF AND CONGRATS TO CRIMINAL TYPE -- --
WHO LEFT THE DOG HOUSE TO IMPRESSIVELY STEAL THE KEY
TO THE PENTHOUSE IN GRAND STYLE


$$-ORDER OF FINISH & PAYOUT-$$


1st ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $99.00

2nd ~ TIGER DANCER ======= $81.00

3rd ~ BLUNNY =========== $79.40

4th ~ JOHN HENRY ========= $48.20


=== ALSO RAN ===

CIGARSHOP ========= $47.20

REAL QUIET ========= $35.80

RUFFIAN =========== $24.20

STARK ============ $22.00

EL PRADO =========== $7.80

DUSTY ============= $7.00
...(ONLY $.80 GOTCHA THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE!)


**PURRRHAPS DUSTY AND EL PRADO CAN SHARE
THE COZY KITTY COTTAGE