MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 7/15 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE SPEEDY RUFFZILLA
SHE WON WITH A MIGHTY LOUD ROAR
AS SHE FLEW RIGHT PAST CIGARSHOP
WHO WE ALL WERE CERTAIN WOULD SCORE


THE VENUE TO BE OF HER CHOOSING
AS WE SING DA CAMPTOWN RACE SONG
O DOO DAH --- DOO DAH WE WILL HEAR
AS WE RUN IN CIRCLES ALL NITE LONG


VENUE: CHARLES TOWN

POST TIME: 7:05 EDT

SCORING FROM THE OLE DOG HOUSE WILL BE CRIMINAL TYPE
AMIDST SCOTCH / BEER / POLE DANCERS AND CHIPS


SO WE MAY NOT SEE RESULTS POSTED
TILL DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT ---- OR MUCH LATER

[RUFFIAN]

CLEVER ~ COURAGEOUS ~ + CATARIFFIC

AM A MYSTIC ''PAGAN CAT''
I ''DANCE WITH THE GHOST' TOO
I COULD ALSO ''WRITE A SONG''
BOUT THE STRANGENESS I'VE BEEN THRU

STRANGE SOUNDS IN THE NIGHT I HEAR
THINGS MOVED WHEN NO ONE HOME
I OFTEN GET THE FEELING THAT
I'M REALLY NOT ALONE

R1 >>> 8 9 7 3 4
PAGAN CAT

GOLD RAPTOR
OPEN OUTCRY
(THEME SOUNDS LIKE WILD KINGDOM)

R2 >>> 10 8 2 9 3
RUNAWAY TWICE (GRAY)

FOREVER TO BE (GRAY / BTA)
DO WHATCHA GOTTA DO


R3 >>> 3 5 10 2 6
BANYAN CIRCLE
(OUTRAGEOUS TREES)

BAHALA
YADA DEEE


R4 >>> 6 9 8 10 1
DANCE WITH THE GHOST

DISTINCTIVELY MINE (GRAY)
JUST A SONG


R5 >>> 14 (AE) 2 4 5 9
(AE) GRIP + RIDE

MORNING MUSE (MEWS)
GAME POINT


R6 >>> 2 ONLY - 7 4 8 5
(ONLY) WRITE A SONG

FOCUS
PASS THE LAKE


R7 >>> 5 1 6 7 8
20 HAWKS
(LOCK UP SMALL PUPS + CATS!)

ENTRY
WARRIOR OF THE ROSES


R8 >>> 14 (AE) 1 4 10 12 (AE)
(AE) PRINTSCESS BOLD

GHOSTLY SIGHT
GRANT THE ANT
J C SMARTY PANTS

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Penthouse or Dog House tiz the question
Glory for the Colts or Babes & Booze in Last
mmmmm = tough call


R1) 9/10/4/5/7 = Gold / Rick / Righteous

R2) 5/2/4/9/1 = Gin / Dowhatchagottado / Buddy

R3) 4/1/5/9/10 = Princess / Sweet / Bahala

R4) 10/12 (ae) / 9 3 1 = McMayhem / Holy Boom / Mine

R5) 1/4/5/3/2 = Gold / Game / Start

R6) 5 / 1a only / 7/8/6 = More for your buck / Timber / Focus

R7) 1/8/6/7/4 = Entry / Joint / Warrior

R8) 8/4/6/7/5 = Maks / Ant / Par


Luck to all
Scotch for me plus Dancers = no telling when results pop up

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

Tough one


1. 7/4/5
2. 2/6/8
3. 4/5/1
4. 6/8/9
5. 10/4/6
6. 7/2/1
7. 1,1a/6/8
8. 1/11/2

Good luck ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #8 Pagan Cat (2-4-5)
Race:2 #4 Roadside Buddy (7-9-1)
Race:3 #10 Yada Deee (2-1-5)
Race:4 #8 Just A Song (1-3-7)
Race:5 #2 Morning Muse (4-3-5)
Race:6 #4 Pass The Lake (6-7-8)
Race:7 #6 Warrior Of The Roses (7-8-4)
Race:8 #10 JC Smarty Pants (5-6-8)

Goooo Colts !!

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF


Rolling Thunder

1 -- 4, 5, 2
2 -- 9, 1, 4
3 -- 5, 2, 1
4 -- 6, 6, 8
5 -- 4, 2, 3
6 -- 8, 4, 7
7 -- 1, 7, 4
8 -- 8, 6, 5

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER TBRF

R-1: 9 - 3 - 1 - 7

R-2: 6 - 2 - 3 - 9

R-3: 9 - 5 - 10 - 3

R-4: 6 - 8 - 9 - 3

R-5: 7 - 6 - 2 - 8

R-6: 8 - 1a - 7 - 2

R-7: 6 - 5 - 1~1a

R-8: 3 - 1 - 8 - 9

[Real Quiet]

R1) 11-2-10

R2) 2-9-4

R3) 5-6-2

R4) 6-3-9

R5) 4-2-7

R6) 8-5-3

R7) 4-7-6

R8) 8-5-2

Good Luck To All

[Criminal Type]

--RESULTS--



CT reporting live from CT as in Charles Town where the irony of the CT initials had
absolutely no influence on the outcome of the race

This evening's race at Charles Town was also BOTS day
Colts vs Fillies = Gender Challenge

But when the gates opened - there was no challenge to be seen

What was supposed to be A Horse Race packed with Drama and
perhaps a photo finish ---

Instead looked like a Horse running at breakneck speed down the track
with 7 SNAILS slugging along about 30 Lengths back!

There was never a challenge
There was never anyone who even got close to the Runaway Leader

Today was the Roar and Eye Of the Tiger from Gate to Wire

Tiger Dancer "Devoured" the field from the start
leaving little room or appetite for Tiger Chow -
But leaving plenty of Crow & Humble Pie for the others behind her
hopelessly trying to catch her

She Never looked back to see if anyone was closing -
Happily just trotting to the wire with no fear of being caught

I think I even heard her singing "Doo Dah Doo Dah" nearing the wire
or else that Scotch in the Dog House had more of a kick than I did?

Saving Face for the Colts was Blunny who ran a distant 2nd
Real Quiet finished 3rd another 15 lengths behind Blunny
The Precious goes to Catalina

Also Running (and I use the term very loosely here) were

John Henry
Ruffian (DC)
Criminal Type - who just missed out on the key to the Dog House --- grrrrrr
Dusty - rewarded with the Key to the Cat House
Where she may just drown her sorrows in Catnip (or whatever those Fillys store there?)

Order of finish & $$$
If you think your's is wrong - you know who to yell at but beware of the Claws

TIGER DANCER = $157.20
BLUNNY = $61.80
REAL QUIET = $32.40
CATALINA = $28.60 (Steals The Precious)

Also Ran (ok -- also meandering)

John Henry = $28
Ruffian (DC) = $16.80
Criminal Type = $13
Dusty = $2.20
(Just missed out on the glory of the Golden Goose Egg)

Think i'll just hang out here in the ole Dog House for awhile
have some Scotch -- get out my dollar bills and enjoy the show