**RUFFIAN STEPPING UP TO HELP JOHN HENRY**
WHO HAD EYE SURGERY A FEW WEEKS AGO
AND HAS GOOD DAYS + BAD DAYS RECOVERING
YESTERDAY WAS NOT A GREAT DAY FOR HIM ---
NO REASON HE SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER JUST TO POST RESULTS FOR US
SO HERE WE GO......
FROM THE GATE TO THE WIRE
IT WAS THE EYE OF THE TIGER WITH 20-20 VISION
WHO ROARED AGAIN IN HER FLASHY TIGER STRIPED LEG WRAPS
AND BLINGY SPARKLY BLINKERS!
AND ONCE AGAIN SHE PLAYED HER 'CAT ME IF U CAN' GAME
------- TAKE THE LEAD AND TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
CRIMINAL TYPE COMPLAINED TO THE STEWARDS WITH AN OBJECTION
STATING THAT TIGER DANCER'S BLINKERS WERE GLINTING IN THE SUNLIGHT
AND AFFECTING HIS FOCUS
(**Was it Really the Blinkers affecting his Focus??)
THE STEWARDS TOLD HIM TO STOP HIS WHINING AND
GO GET HIS OWN BLINKERS TO KEEP THE GLARE AWAY
DUSTY + BLUNNY RAN THE ENTIRE RACE
SIDE BY SIDE, STRIDE FOR STRIDE
WITH A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATING THEM
CAME DOWN TO A **PHOTO FINISH** FOR THE SHOW SPOT
THAT TOOK THE STEWARDS A VERY LONG TIME TO MAKE THE RACE OFFICIAL
RUFFIAN WAS JUST A NOSE BEHIND THOSE TWO
JOHN HENRY APPEARED TO BE HEADED FOR THE DOG HOUSE
UNTIL THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE DAY
WHEN 'TRIUNFO' RAN 2nd
TO SAVE HIM FROM THE CALCULATOR AGAIN!
CIGARSHOP'S PURRRVERSE PLAN TO PURRRRR-TURB THE FILLIES
BACKFIRED BADLY --- AS HE WATCHED TIGER DANCER'S FRISKY TAIL
DISAPPEAR INTO THE DISTANCE
HE CAN THANK PEEPTOAD
FOR DEPRIVING HIM OF HIS BELOVED DOG HOUSE ...
NO BEER ~ CIGARS ~ OR ~ DANCERS FOR HIM TODAY!!
POOR PEEPTOAD ....
STUMBLED BADLY OUT OF THE GATE ALMOST LOSING HER JOCKEY
AND TRAILED THE FIELD FOR THE ENTIRE RACE
THE PLUSH PURRRRRR~PAD CAT-HOUSE HAS ADDED
SOME CHIPPENDALE DANCERS --- CHAMPAGNE + CAVIAR
FOR THE COMFORT OF THE "CALCULATOR COMMANDER"
SO AT DAY'S END.....
THE TIGER ROARED FOR THE **FILLIES BOTS WIN**
AND CONTINUES TO RUN LIKE LA CALIENTE TIGRE DANSEUR!
~~ MAYBE THERE IS A SECRET INGREDIENT HIDDEN
IN THOSE TIGER STRIPED STILETTOS?
-$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$-
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN
1st ~ TIGER DANCER ======== $54.00
2nd ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ======== $37.00
3rd ~ DUSTY ============= $34.20
4th ~ BLUNNY ============ $34.10
----ALSO RAN-----
RUFFIAN ============ $33.00
JOHN HENRY ========== $25.00
CIGARSHOP {DC} ======= $22.20
PEEPTOAD =========== $10.50 ---> TO THE 'CAT-HOUSE'
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