MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 5/27 *RESULTS* @ WOODBINE

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO EL PRADO
WHO LED THE WAY LIKE A ROCKET FROM GATE TO WIRE

VENUE: WOODBINE
POST TIME: 6:45 EDT

SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE IS TIGER DANCER
BUT TOO MUCH CATNIP + CHAMPAGNE MAY PRODUCE RESULTS THURSDAY!

RULES POSTED SEPARATELY
READING EM TIZ WISE TO DO
CAUSE IF YOU DON'T + ERR
YOU MAY THEN SEE D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

WILD - WACKY + WICKED @ WOODBINE

AM OFTEN A 'VENTUROUS GAL'
i 'CAUSE A RUCKUS' ON SOME DAYS
AM VERY 'SERIOUS INDEED'
HAVE 'GONE WILD' IN SOME WAYS


R1 >>> 7 4 2 3 6
EASY WIND

TARANGIRE
BEST OFFER


R2 >>> 6 1 8 2 3
BANGLA DANCER (GRAY!)


ALPHA AWAY
CLASSIC LADEDAH


R3 >>> 4 9 5 7 3
ZIA
(MY GRAY OBSESSION RULES)

COMTESSE
ENDLESS LIGHT


R4 >>> 6 8 5 3 1
SERIOUS INDEED
(Distorted Humor + Lite The Fuse! = 2 Fave Sires)

MIZZEN (Mast) THE ACTION (Another Fave Sire)
BIG LEGACY


R5 >>> 6 9 1 7 12
GONE WILD

OHDU OHDU
IN THE OLD DAYS


R6 >>> 1 4 3 5 2
ADORABOLD ( aka = QrFluffl)

CRYSTAL DUCK
FLARING STAR


R7 >>> 6 12 7 4 1
CAUSE A RUCKUS
aka = QRFLUFFL = Means = Cause A Disruption

NO MUZZLE (Needed: She Just Licks Ya Forever)
ATYPICAL


R8 >>> 3 4 6 7 2
VENTUROUS GAL

BETRAY THE DARK
HONOR ACHIEVED (With These Pix?)

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Picks to put the Fillys in their place (as in Last In Cat House!)


R1) 4/3/2/7/6
Tarangire / ChiefRoll / Best

R2) 2/8/7/3/1
Treasuretrove / Classic / Solina

R3) 8/9/3/5/4
City / Comtesse / Conquest

R4) 3/9/4/5/1
Machito / Bilby / Tiz

R5) 4/9/12/7/1
Bud / Ohdu / Samson

R6) 6/5/4/2/1
Brew / Duppy / Duck

R7) 10/8/11/12/1
Knight / Pirates / Drink
(Sounds like a fun time)

R8) 6/14/11/4/13
Honor / Brew / Midnight


Luck to all
Tiger Balm for Ms Scorekeeper

[ElPrado2]

1)
1 6 4

2)
6 2 4

3)
8 9 4

4)
3 5 8

5)
9 5 1

6)
6 4 2

7)
4 1 7

8)
3 14 4

Good luck everybody!

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

It's TUESDAY ALREADY

1. 2/3/4
2. 2/5/6
3. 9/5/3
4. 2/4/9
5. 9/2/4
6. 1/6/3
7. 4/11/12
8. 7/6/4

GO FOR IT - COLTS!

Luck to all

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 7, 3, 4
2 -- 2, 8, 3
3 -- 3, 7, 8
4 -- 4, 3, 1a
5 -- 2, 1, 10
6 -- 5, 2, 7
7 -- 1, 12, 4
8 -- 4, 14, 6

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #2 Best Offer (4-7-1)
Race:2 #6 BangLaDancer (8-3-1)
Race:3 #2 Bears Pride (7-8-9)
Race:4 #4 Tiz Bobby (3-9-2)
Race:5 #2 Mechanical (7-3-1)
Race:6 #6 Sweet Brew (7-2-1)
Race:7 #4 Rockhaven (11-12-7)
Race:8 #3 Venturous Gal (10-2-1)

Good Luck To All !!

[Real Quiet]

I couldn't understand why Ruffian allowed some players to edit their posts. Then this picture surfaced. Uh huh, now I get it!



Woodbine Slim Pickins

R1...5-3-4
R2...8-3-1
R3...4-3-2
R4...5-9-3
R5...13-7-2
R6...7-1-5
R7...1,1A-8-9
R8...7-10-6

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

Le Tigre I just got a haircut,manicure,pedicure I'm ALL ready to meet you in the score keepers bedroom... Have Pink Champange on ice, rose petals on the floor.....

Ok,ok now for my "creative" picks yet again... One week 4's next week 7's this week?

By the way you Fillies grab us Colts some cold beer,rub our feet, burp us, draw our bath water...NOW



1st : 3
2nd: 3
3rd: 3
4th: 4
5th: 2
6th: 1
7th: 2
8th: 6

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER TBRF


**READY TO POUNCE INTO ACTION......
....THEN SCORE....FROM THE CAT-HOUSE


R-1: 4 - 1 - 2

R-2: 4 - 6 - 5

R-3: 7 - 9 - 3

R-4: 1/1a - 7 - 3 - 5

R-5: 6 - 7 - 9 - 12

R-6: 1 - 3 - 5 - 2

R-7: 7 - 4 - 6 - 12

R-8: 10 - 11 - 16ae - 7 - 2

[Tiger Dancer]

**MIDWEEK MAYHEM RESULTS**


WELCOME TO WOODBINE
AND OUR MIDWEEK MAYHEM MERRYMENT



THE TIGER WILL BE IN THE CAT-HOUSE AND
MOST OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS ARE ON THE TRACK
READY TO RUN..... OR JUST TO HAVE FUN......

FROM WHAT I CAN TELL.... IT WAS MORE OF THE LATTER.
THERE WERE ONLY 2 HORSES WITH THEIR HEAD IN THE GAME TODAY
AND THEY PUT IT ALL OUT ON THE TRACK.
.... DUSTY AND JOHN HENRY


THEN THERE WERE 4 COLTS ATTEMPTING TO SHOW SOME TRY AND EFFORT.....
EACH TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE FRONT RUNNERS....
BLUNNY, CIGARSHOP, CRIMINAL TYPE, AND REAL QUIET


THE REST OF THE FILLIES.... EL PRADO, RUFFIAN AND TIGER DANCER
SEEMED TO BE TAKING A LEISURELY TROT AND GOSSIPING ABOUT.....
WELL....ONLY THEY KNOW AND THEY'RE NOT SAYING RIGHT NOW.


AND AT THE WIRE.... IT CAME DOWN LIKE THIS:
**SHOULD ANY ERRORS BE FOUND
PLEASE REPORT TO THE RUFF-A-RONI

JOHN HENRY ---- $101.80

DUSTY ------------ $62.80

CIGARSHOP ------ $39.40

BLUNNY ----------- $36.00 ====> STEALS PRECIOUS YET AGAIN!
**DEFINITELY GOIN FOR THE GOLLUM AWARD

=== ALSO RAN ===

CRIMINAL TYPE ---- $32.50

REAL QUIET --------- $23.70

EL PRADO (DC) ---- $19.20

RUFFIAN ----------- $11.90

AND ONCE AGAIN....MAINTAINING RESIDENCY IN THE CAT-HOUSE....

TIGER DANCER ----- $9.20

(I THINK IT'S A CONSPIRACY. I'VE BEEN AWAY SO LONG AND EVERYONE HAS
BEEN SO DEPRIVED OF MY PRESENCE, GRAPHICS AND TIGER-TUDE....
THEY WANT TO KEEP ME HERE)