MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 5/20 = RESULTS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER WHO DANCED HER WAY INTO
THE WINNER'S CIRCLE AFTER A SUPURRR LONG LAY OFF!

VENUE: BACK TO THE 'SCENE OF THE CRIME' => CHARLES TOWN
WHERE THE TIGER WILL TRY TO ROAR TO A REPEAT

POST TIME: 7:05 EDT

SCOREKEEPER
BRINGING THE RESULTS FROM THE DOG HOUSE: JOHN HENRY

BEER / SCOTCH / POLE DANCERS PLUS AN EVENING CARD
SUGGESTS WE MAY NOT SEE RESULTS TILL SOMETIME ON THURSDAY!

RULES POSTED ON THE MENU
A DIET OF WHAT NOT TO DO
SO TIZ ALWAYS WISE TO READ
OR MAYBE DISCOVER A D.Q

[RUFFIAN]

CLEVER, CUNNING + CAT-ARIFFIC @ CHARLES TOWN

GONNA BE A 'DANGEROUS VIXEN'
GONNA LET MY CHEETH RUN
BUT IF CHESHIRE CAT SHOWS UP
ALL MY PLANS WILL BE UNDONE

SO ALL MY GOOD INTENTIONS
MAY END RIGHT FROM THE GATE
THEN THE GOOD OLE CAT HOUSE
WILL END UP AS MY FATE


R1 >>> 11(AE) 1 8 4 9
AE) LOVE PINK

MAY MAY'S CAT
TOTE THE NOTE


R2 >>> 2 7 1 6 5
BEAR CAT CHARM

FAITHFUL SINNER
TIMBER THUNDER


R3 >>> 1 10 5 3 6
SHILOH IS COMING

BET WITH THE EYE
BIG TICKET


R4 >>> 4 6 3 1 5
FANCY'S SECRET

MISS FIRE
UTTER DRAMA


R5 >>> 2 3 7 10 5
FREE HUMOR (DISTORTED TOO)

IMPERIAL FORCE
LIVELY REPARATIONS


R6 >>> 6 2 1 3 5
JUST FUHR REAL

SIX STORMS (What Boulder Has Been This Week - UGH)
MOOGOOGAIPAN (Prefer Chow Mein)


R7 >>> 6 5 4 1 3
DANGEROUS VIXEN

CECILEABRATION
DIMPLES


R8 >>> 10 8 12(AE) 6 1 7
FUNK SHUI

SATAN HERSELF
LUV WINS (AE)
WATCH MY FIGURE

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

Gettin' em in early

1. 1/10/8
2. 3/5/2
3. 10/5/3
4. 4/1/6
5. 10/1/5
6. 1/6/5
7. 4/6/1
8. 8/5/6


GO GO GO!!! And good luck to ALL

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

Since Dusty posted it's now my turn

1st: 4
2nd: 2
3rd: 2
4th: 4
5th: 4
6th: 4
7th: 4
8th: 4

Colts gonna kick some Filly bootie, Weds Night


My reasoning for picking the 2 in the 2nd and 3rd is because 2+2= 4

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Picks that may ? help Colts show those Fillys who is Gender-Supreme
Or I get to enjoy the perks of the Dog House - that ain't coffee perkin


R1) 9/4/10/7/3
Triple Deuce / Barricks / Windsor

R2) 7/1/6/5/4
Sinner / Timber / Pass lake

R3) 9/3/6/5/7
Hes a Charitable Man / West VA / Quick

R4) 7/1/6/3/4
Nina / Tunami / Miss Fire

R5) 7/10/4/1/5
Lively / Righteous / Moon

R6) 1/3/2/5/4
Moogoogaipan / Majestic / Six

R7) 3/2/7/4/1
Dallas Cowgirl / Hattie / Euro

R8) 7/1/6/4/9
Moody / Regal / Watch


Luck to all but more to Fillys who need it
Imported Scotch for John Henry scoring plus some No-Doz for the late races


"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"

[ElPrado2]

1)
6 4 8

2)
1 5 6

3)
7 5 8

4)
3 2 6

5)
4 1 6

6)
2 7 4

7)
4 7 3

8)
8 5 4

Good luck everybody!

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 4, 6, 8
2 -- 7, 6, 5
3 -- 5, 11, 2
4 -- 3, 7, 4
5 -- 7, 5, 1
6 -- 4, 2, 5
7 -- 1, 3, 2
8 - 3, 6, 4

[RUFFIAN]

REAL QUIET PIX PER TBRF

1...4-1-7
2...6-2-4
3...11-5-2
4...1-3-5
5...3-7-9
6...4-6-5
7...7-1-3
8...10-6-5



The more I learn about humans, the more I love horses.

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #4 Coleman Barricks (10-6-5)
Race:2 #2 Bear Cat Charm (6-5-4)
Race:3 #8 Sweethannahsmanman (5-3-2)
Race:4 #7 Nina Linda (3-1-6)
Race:5 #1 Shanghai Daddy (9-3-7)
Race:6 #4 Montague Bay (5-2-8)
Race:7 #2 Hattie B (7-6-4)
Race:8 #9 Gracie Bopette (4-10-6)

Goooo Colts !!

[ElPrado2]

Race: 1 Changes Time Posted
#11 Love Pink Scratched - Stewards 10:36 AM ET
Race: 3 Changes Time Posted
#6 Quick Show Jockey - Stevica Djuric changed to Alex Thomas 10:36 AM ET
#7 Gitano Boy Scratched - Stewards 10:36 AM ET
Race: 8 Changes Time Posted
#11 Hip Bop Scratched - Stewards 10:36 AM ET
#12 Luv Wins Scratched - Stewards 10:36 AM ET

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER (DC). PIX PER TBRF


THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE


R-1: 1 - 11ae - 7 - 8

R-2: 2 - 1 - 7

R-3: 5 - 10 - 8 - 6

R-4: 6 - 2 - 5 - 4

R-5: 6 - 9 - 4 - 1

R-6: 2 - 6 - 4

R-7: 6 - 4 - 3

R-8: 8 - 10 - 12ae - 5

[RUFFIAN]

SCORING FOR JOHN HENRY
JUST LENDING HIM A HAND
CAUSE HIS JOB + COMMITMENTS
MAKE HIM A VERY BUSY MAN!
======================

TWAS THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
THE FILLYS VERSUS THE COLTS
WHEN THE GATE FINALLY OPENED
A SUPER HOT FILLY WE SAW BOLT


SHE FIRED LIKE A HOT CANNON
SHE TOOK THE LEAD UP FRONT
THE COLTS WERE LOOKING SAD
THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY DID WANT

AND THEN AS THE RACE WENT ON
IT EVENTUALLY BECAME QUITE CLEAR
THAT THE FILLY WAS ON FIRE TODAY
AND NOBODY WAS GONNA GET NEAR!

SHE CAME, SHE RAN, SHE CONQUERED
PUT THE REST OF THE FIELD TO SHAME
FLEW LIKE PEGASUS GATE TO WIRE
AND EL PRADO IS HER NAME

CIGARSHOP WITH HIS VERY ODD METHOD
OF PLAYING NUMBER #4 MOST OF THE RACE
SOMEHOW THAT SYSTEM WORKED WELL
AND REWARDED HIM WITH 2ND PLACE!


WHAT'S EVEN FUNNIER ABOUT THAT
IS HE HIT MONEY IN 6 OUT OF 8
EXCEPT FOR THE 2 WITHOUT A #4
A ZERO $$ IN THOSE WAS HIS FATE

HE STARTED OUT LIKE MOLASSES
HE LEFT THE GATE MIGHTY SLOW
BUT AFTER THE CLUBHOUSE TURN
HIS DETERMINATION HE DID SHOW

AND JUST IN BEHIND THAT COLT
TAKING THE THIRD PLACE MONEY
WAS YET ANOTHER FAST COLT
AND YES HIS NAME IS BLUNNY

STEALING THE PRECIOUS TODAY
ONLY RUNNING 4TH CAN HE CLAIM
BUT STILL HELPING OUT THE COLTS
AND REAL QUIET IS HIS NAME

THE REST OF THE FIELD FAR BACK
CRIMINAL TYPE + JOHN HENRY NEXT
RUFFIAN / DUSTY / TIGER DANCER
ALL SEEMINGLY TO BE PERPLEXED

DEFENDING CHAMP TIGER DANCER
STALLED WHEN LEAVING THE GATE
ON TOP OF THAT SHE THREW A SHOE
WINNING KEY TO CAT HOUSE HER FATE

BUT THE BOTS DAY GOES TO THE FILLYS
THO THE COLTS RAN A HELLUVA RACE
AS THEY TRIED THEIR BEST TO CATCH UP
BUT ONLY MANAGED 2ND 3RD 4TH PLACE

SO HERE ARE THE FINAL TOTALS
CHECK TO BE SURE THEY'RE RIGHT
AND IF U SHOULD FIND AN ERROR
NOTIFY THE RUFF ONE BY TONITE

EL PRADO ============= $114.20

CIGARSHOP ============ $55.60

BLUNNY ==== ========== $51.60

REAL QUIET ============ $44 (Steals The Precious)

====== ALSO RAN =====

CRIMINAL TYPE ========= $24.80

JOHN HENRY ======= === $24.60

RUFFIAN ========== === $15.20

DUSTY ======= ==== === $9.60

TIGER DANCER (DC) === === $5.20

COME ONE ----- COME ALL TO THE CAT HOUSE
SCOTCH + BEER FOR THE COLTS
CHAMPAGNE / MEOW MIX / CATNIP FOR THE FILLYS