MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/11 => RESULTS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO REAL QUIET WHO CONTINUES TO BE EL CALIENTE!


VENUE: TURF PARADISE => R2--8

* DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 1 => QUARTER HORSES

* OUR DAY BEGINS WITH RACE 2
=> THAT POST TIME IS: 1:52 PACIFIC TIME ZONE

ARIZONA IS MOUNTAIN TIME BUT THEY DO NOT CHANGE OVER
TO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME AS THE REST OF US DO

SCOREKEEPERS:
==> RUFFIAN + DUSTY SHARING THE CALCULATOR + CAT HOUSE

RULES POSTED ON ITS OWN THREAD
CHECK OUT IF IN DOUBT
BETTER TO BE RIGHT
OR GET A DQ AND POUT

[RUFFIAN]

TENACIOUS + TERRIFIC
OR
TOTALLY TERRIBLE?

'I AM AWESOME' AT TIMES
'INSIGHTFUL LADY' SOME SAY
BUT WILL THE 'FOX IN THE HOUSE'
BE ABLE TO SCORE GOOD TODAY?

RACE 2 >>> 7 6 4 1 5
I AM AWESOME

SILVER TERRACE
CAVOUR


RACE 3 >>> 5 4 3 1 2
WORTHY GRAPES
They Keep Me Off Chocolate!

ROYAL KINGDOM
LUCKY WAY


RACE 4 >>> 2 7 1 3 5
INSIGHTFUL LADY

STAR PRINCESS
LADY MOST WANTED


RACE 5 >>> 3 5 2 1 7
TRIBAL BEAUTY

SHOW ME THE MONEY
OUT LAST


RACE 6 >>> 6 3 5 9 7
SPRING N GO

STORM REVELER
MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE


RACE 7 >>> 8 3 2 1 7
FOX IN THE HOUSE

AFRICAN GRAY (Smartest Of All Parrots)
CHISENAU


RACE 8 >>> 9 7 1 5 3
ALLY QUIEN

OVAL QUEEN
ELEGANT TRICK
CAST A SPELL




=^,,^=

[ElPrado2]

R2 ) 2 3 6 1 4

R3 ) 4 6 3 5 2

R4 ) 1 5 3 8 4

R5 ) 1 5 7 3 4

R6 ) 3 8 6 7 1

R7 ) 3 6 2 4 5

R8 ) 7 5 2 3 8

There ya go, Ruff. I hope you can see it better this time.

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER ALT


Picks to remove Dusty & Ruffzilla from their ccomfy Cat House!



R2) 1/6/4/3/2
Longboat / Silver / Cavour

R3) 1/2/4/3/6
Carson / Luckys / Royal

R4) 1/5/6/3/2
Lady Most Wanted / Froggy / Gracias

R5) 5/6/2/1/4
Show Me The Money! / Gold / Out

R6) 1/3/9/6/7
Reel Deal / Storm / Prairie

R7) 2/7/6/3/8
Chisenau / Kiss Sin / Bar

R8) 1/7/3/2/5
Elegant Trick (Winning with these) / Oval / Jazz


Luck to all
Can of Pledge for the Dusty one
Can of Anchovies for the RuffZilla

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT

1st: 5-8-1-3 Just because


2nd: 6-3-2
3rd: 1-6-3
4th: 8-1-5
5th: 3-7-2
6th: 1-6-7
7th: 2-3-7
8th: 5-2-3

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER ALT SITE

Time to get new tenants

2. 7/2/1
3. 2/5/1
4. 2/8/6
5. 7/4/3
6. 5/6/1
7. 4/2/3
8. 9/2/5


AND AWAY WE GO!!!

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT


Race:2 #7 I Am Awesome (1-2-4)
Race:3 #1 Carsons Secret (2-3-6)
Race:4 #8 Hawaiian Style (5-6-2)
Race:5 #2 Out Last (3-5-7)
Race:6 #3 Storm Reveler (7-1-6)
Race:7 #1 Mec Dancer (3-7-6)
Race:8 #3 Jazz Girl (2-8-9)

Good Luck To All!

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

Gah... Somebody hand me a dartboard...

RACE 2: #6 Silver Terrace, 5, 3
RACE 3: #5 Worthy Grapes, 4, 1
RACE 4: #7 Star Princess, 1, 5
RACE 5: #5 Snow Me the Money, 1, 7
RACE 6: #4 Binky Hollow, 6, 8
RACE 7: #6 Brenda’s Bar, 3, 8
RACE 8: #1 Elegant Trick, 2, 5

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

PIX BY REAL QUIET (DC)


R1) Lovely Miss Dovely (gotta like the name)


R2) 1-6-4
R3) 1-5-6
R4) 5-3-6
R5) 1-2-6
R6) 1-4-6
R7) 3-4-1
R8) 8-2-9

good luck to all......thanks to Ruff / Dusty for scoring

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT SITE...TBRF


Rolling Thunder
Cigarshop has feelings also, so here is my 1st race 5, 3, 7, 8

2 -- 3, 2, 1
3 -- 6, 1, 2
4 -- 3, 8, 5
5 -- 5, 7, 1
6 -- 7, 6, 5
7 -- 3, 2, 7
8 -- 5, 3, 9

[RUFFIAN]

MEOWS FROM THE CAT HOUSE

RESULTS UP TOMORROW
WHEN I AM MORE PURRRKY
CAUSE THEN WHEN I AM
RESULTS ARE MORE QUIRKY

SO TUNE IN ON THURSDAY
WHEN ALL IS REVEALED
BUT TILL THEN MY POSSUMS
MY LIPS THEY BE SEALED

[RUFFIAN]

RESULTS FROM THE CAT HOUSE





ALTHOUGH THE SUN WAS SHINING
THREE OUT OF NINE WERE NOT
A FEW HAD A PRETTY TUFF DAY
AND SOME WERE CALIENTE HOT


OUT OF THE GATE ROARED THREE
THEY TOOK OFF LIKE A SHOT
ONE RAN ALL ALONE IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE REST WERE SIMPLY AT A TROT


RUFFIAN, JOHN HENRY + DUSTY
SUPER SPEEDY FROM THE START
ALL ALONE AND ON THE LEAD
WHILE THE REST JUST RAN ON HEART

BUT THEN JUST AFTER THE TURN
AS THREE MORE FOUND THEIR FIRE
CRIMINAL TYPE, CATALINA + BLUNNY
CLOSING QUICKLY TOWARD THE WIRE

IT WAS MANY MORE LENGTHS BACK
TO EL PRADO ~ REAL QUIET + CIGARSHOP
NO ENERGY COULD WE WITNESS
INSTEAD OF RUN -- MORE LIKE A BUNNY HOP

AS THE WIRE DREW EVER CLOSER
TWO COLTS NOW ON THE LEAD AS ONE
JOHN HENRY AND BLUNNY TOGETHER
ALL THOUGHT THE RACE WAS WON

BUT THEN THE CROWD WAS SCREAMING
AS THE COLTS RAN TOWARDS THE WIRE
SOMEONE ONE ELSE WAS FLYING FAST
AS THE COLTS APPEARED TO TIRE

SHE RAN...... SHE FLEW....... SHE CONQUERED
SHE THEN PUT THOSE COLTS TO SHAME
SHE STOLE THE FAME AND GLORY
AND CATALINA IS THE HER NAME


SHE CAME FROM WAY FAR BACK
THEN SHE PUT ON QUITE A SHOW
FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
TO THE COLTS DEALT A MIGHTY BLOW

AND WHEN THE DUST HAD CLEARED
IN THE WINNER CIRCLE SHE STOOD
JOHN HENRY + BLUNNY GOT THEIR SHARE
AFTER RUNNING VERY GOOD

IT WAS DUSTY WHO STOLE THE PRECIOUS
AWAY FROM GOLLUM - A RING OF GOLD
EL PRADO AND REAL QUIET WERE NEXT
BUT NEVER TURNED HOT FROM COLD

AND THEN THERE IS THE SOUND WE HEARD
THAT RESOUNDED LIKE A MOOSE
CIGARSHOP WHO WAS PROUD INDEED
THE HONOR OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE!

IT'S NOT ALL THAT EASY TO DO
NOT MAKING A DIME ALL DAY
IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF "HONOR"
SOMETIMES THE PRICE WE PAY


YA WIN SOME -- YA LOSE SOME
BUT WHEN ALL IS SAID + DONE
THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR
IS THE FACT WE ALL HAD FUN!

SO HERE ARE ALL THE TOTALS
HOPING THAT THEY ARE RIGHT
IF NOT NOTIFY THE CAT IN CHARGE
SOME TIME BEFORE TONITE

CATALINA ================ $80.80

JOHN HENRY ============== $66.50

BLUNNY ================= $65.10

DUSTY === == PRECIOUS ===== $56

======== ALSO RAN =========

CRIMINAL TYPE ============$47.80

RUFFIAN ================ $33.80

EL PRADO =============== $14.60

REAL QUIET (DC) === ======= $13.20

CIGARSHOP ============== $0

THE PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!
TO BE DISPLAYED ON A SPECIAL PEDESTAL IN THE PENTHOUSE
RIGHT NEXT TO CRIMINAL TYPE'S AND RUFFIAN'S

[ElPrado2]

Remind me not to play Turf Paradise again. I went there once. I had about the same luck this time as I did then. Dismal. I couldn't pick a horse there if it had a big red target on its butt.

[Catalina]

Remind me not to play Turf Paradise again. I went there once. I had about the same luck this time as I did then. Dismal. I couldn't pick a horse there if it had a big red target on its butt.

That's about how I felt when trying to make my picks, and lookee, it actually worked out.