Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:56 pm
MM RESULTS COMPLIMENTS OF BLUNNY PER ALT SITE
I'm at Gulfstream Park standing on the Tarmac wondering where the racing crowd has gone.
Than I hear the chiming of slot machines calling like a siren's song at sea.
11 are in the gate and there off, Real Quiet, Peeptoad and Got-a-Dun take a right turn
and follow the siren's song to the Casino.
This is a 6f sprint and at the 2f pole blunny, Catalina, John Henry and Beach Bunny(Tiger)
are closely bunched.
At the 4f pole the pace is slow and no one wants the lead.
Ruff, CS, CT, John, Dusty are looking at the flamingo's in the infield and
stumble over one another.
With 1/8 to go Tiger, going for #2 and blunny separate themselves from the pack.
Knowing that this talented Cat will be tough to tame, I resort to some dirt tricks.
Throw a banana peel under her legs, she side steps,
Place a mirror in front of her hoping she will stop and admire herself,
she cracks it.
Tell her that hair is a mess, she takes it off, shakes it out and places it back on.
Wise to what I am trying to do she starts trash talking at the 1/16th pole
Tells me she is faster, liar I have trophies in the barn to prove you wrong
Tells me she is a better dancer, liar I have Harvest Moon Ball trophy on my mantel
Tells me she is prettier, liar I have the prom queen crown on my dresser.
The finish line approaches and, Oh no, it can't be happening
Her nose is growing like Pinocchio's
She beats me with a cartoons nose.
But mine is button cute.
Results
TIGER DANCER $ 53.20
BLUNNY $ 53.00
CigarShop $ 41.20
CATALINA (Steals The Precious From Ruffian) = $36.60
John Henry( my old time great horse) $ 32.80
Criminal Type $ 24.80
Dusty $ 20.50
Ruffian $ 13.60
Once you cut away the crime tape
you may enter the dog house at your risk
Make sure your shots are up to date.
