MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 ~ *RESULTS* - DELTA DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO --->CATALINA
WHO ROARED IN THE STRETCH TO WIN BY DAYLIGHT
SHE WILL BE RUNNING FOR THAT ELUSIVE "3-PEAT"
IN OUR ANNUAL TURKEY TROT SPECIAL EVENT


VENUE: DELTA DOWNS -{ 10 RACES }


MAIN EVENT ==> OUR TURKEY TROT GOBBLE GALA


POST TIME: 5:50pm ~ CENTRAL TIME

SCORE-KEEPER:
TIGER DANCER WILL BE PRESENTING HER 3rd ANNUAL "TURKEY TROT RACE CALL"
WHICH WILL ALLOW CRIMINAL TYPE TO LOUNGE IN THE DOG-HOUSE WITH
BEER, BOURBON + BABES

**RULES POSTED ON A SEPARATE THREAD**
IF EVER IN DOUBT ~ BEST TO READ + NOT BE SHUT OUT

[RUFFIAN]

DAZZLING + DANGEROUS OR DECIDEDLY DISASTROUS @ DELTA

I'M STILL A 'CHAOTIC KITTY'
THO LATELY A GRUMPY CAT
NOT USED TO BEIN INACTIVE
CAN'T DEAL WITH STUFF LIKE THAT

LIFE JUST TOSSED ME A LEMON
SO WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHINE + BYCH + GRUMPY ALONG
TILL THE ROAR RETURNS TO A MEW

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R1 >>> 2 6 1 8 4
INFINITYS MOON

STORM HAZE
KINGAL


R2 >>> 2 7 4 3 8
SHE'S A SWIFTIE

MISS LUNAR GAL
BRAHMS DIVA


R3 >>> 3 10 12 4 7
UNCOACHABLE

P's + Q's
SPACE BOOK (AE)


R4 >>> 8 6 3 9 1
GO FUZZY

EASING BY
BAN FITCH


R5 >>> 6 1 9 3 5
ZACTLY
(BIG TOP CAT) =^,,^=

RASCAL
NORTIVECTOR


R6 >>> 5 9 7 8 4
BAYAGO

CATCH THIS FISH
GET OUT


R7 >>> 8 3 10 6 2
PREMIER FUTURE

UP FRONT N PERSONAL
NORDIC BULL


R8 >>> 8 9 10 1 4
CHAOTIC KITTY =^,,^=

ALYSAY
HALO STORM DROP


R9 >>> 5 3 1 2 8
VISIONS + DREAMS

JUST A PHASE
PRODUCTION MANAGER


R10) >> 7 3 12 8 9
S.D.'S WHATEVER

NORTH LIGHT RIDGE
CRAWFISH (AE)

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX -- PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 06:20:31 PM »

Gobble Gobble....

1. 5/9/1
2. 4/3/1
3. 6/5/3
4. 1,1a/3/9
5. 6/5/3
6. 7/1/2
7. 7/2/9
8. 9/2/4
9. 5/3/2
10. 4/9/2


Luck TO ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE -- PIX PER ALT SITE

Thanks to the Tiger Dancer for keeping the dreaded Calculator from me
Now I can really enjoy the creature comforts of the Dog House!

These picks may insure my residency


R1) 7/5/6/4/2
Wheels / Barbwire / Storm

R2) 10/3/1/8/4
Gamblin / Trial / Litefoot

R3) 11/6/10/7/4
Intimidating Kid /ae / Prince / Ps+Qs

R4) 1/6/2/9/8
Cash + Pickup Man entry / Easing / Chicks

R5) 4/5/7/1/9
Posse / Tough / Magic

R6) 3/1/7/9/8
Jury / Wine / Get Out

R7) 2/7/1/6/10
Smoking Gun / Porter / Theycallhim big

R8) 4/5/1/7/9
Cassie / Annagrace / Babe

R9) 4/6/2/5/3
Sheriff / Cowboy / Blades

R10) 1/11/5/3/6
Gold / Prince (ae) / Joe


Luck to all --
New Sparkle Stilettos for The Tiger Dancer scoring

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT SITE

« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:15:59 AM »
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Happy Thanksgiving May your Turkey be moist, your beer and bourbon be better...
Enjoy the Holiday, support those pole dancers

1st: 4-5-3
2nd: 4-8-3
3rd: 4-7-3
4th: 1-7-9
5th: 4-6-9
6th: 4-7-1
7th: 5-6-10
8th: 4-7-1
9th: 8-5-9
10th: 3-6-1

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 11:45:20 AM »

Race:1 #1 Kingal (2-5-8)
Race:2 #4 Brahms Diva (1-8-3)
Race:3 #1 On A Holy Saturday (3-5-6)
Race:4 #5 Good Flamin Frydie (2-6-7)
Race:5 #1 Rascal (4-7-3)
Race:6 #9 Catch This Fish (4-5-2)
Race:7 #5 My Boy Gene (2-4-8)
Race:8 #4 Cassiengracie (1-7-9)
Race:9 #5 Visions And Dreams (2-8-9)
Race:10 #5 Curley Joe (3-6-2)

Good Luck To All !!!
Happy Thanksgiving !!!

[RUFFIAN]

PIX BY CATALINA (DC) PER ALT
RUNS FOR 3--PEAT!



Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM "TURKEY TROT" ~ 11/26 ~ DELTA DOWNS
« Reply Today at 02:06:21 PM »

RACE 1: #1 Kingal, 2, 4
RACE 2: #6 Toolighthanna, 8, 10
RACE 3: #7 Captain Tyree, 4, 10
RACE 4: #4 Rahy Dreamer, 1, 7
RACE 5: #7 Ben’s Magic Stone, 6, 1
RACE 6: #9 Catch This Fish, 2, 3
RACE 7: #8 Premier Future, 2, 10
RACE 8: #4 Cassiengrace, 5, 9
RACE 9: #5 Visions and Dreams, 1, 3
RACE 10: #6 Earl and Vinegar, 1, 5

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER ALT

R-1: 2 - 6 - 1 - 9

R-2: 7 - 9 - 1 - 4

R-3: 10 - 3 - 4 - 7

R-4: 8 - 2 - 6 - 1/1a

R-5: 1 - 6 - 9 - 4

R-6: 5 - 4 - 7 - 8

R-7: 10 - 8 - 2 - 9

R-8: 8 - 10 - 1 - 9

R-9: 5 - 3 - 2 - 6

R-10: 10 - 2 - 9 - 3


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[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT SITE


« Reply on: Today at 03:54:47 PM »

Rolling Thunder
Shake my tail feathers

1 -- 4, 1, 2
2 -- 1, 8, 6
3 -- 7, 4, 5
4 -- 7, 1, 6
5 -- 7, 4, 1
6 -- 8, 7, 2
7 -- 5, 1 7
8 -- 8, 5, 4
9 -- 8, 5, 3
10-- 6, 3, 5

Be Thankful for what you have,
than bow you head and
and thank the Lord.

[Tiger Dancer]

**TURKEY TROT RESULTS**




Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen....Fillies and Colts..... Madames and Messieurs
Welcome to our MWM Main Event....The Gobble Wobble Throw Down Turkey Trot
The Dynamic Duel at Delta Downs


In honor of our National Thanksgiving Holiday.....Pre Feast Pig Out....
We are having our 3rd Annual Twisted Turkey Trot .....


This event is not just about who crosses the wire first!!
There are several other challenges to be determined.

Featuring: The Bridesmaid Battle Royale.....
Maiden Special Weight --->(gotta fit in that dress)......
Our contestants today are competing for a Bright Pumpkin Orange
Taffeta & Tulle Bridesmaid Gown..... with plenty of bows and ruffles!!!!
O Yes......This one must be seen to be believed....but you might need
sun glasses to cut down the day-glow glare
~Like these .....But "Better"~


There will also be a Royal Rumble for the bouquet toss.... who will be Flower-Bearer?
And of course.... Which sneaky / stealthy contestant will "Steal the Precious"
Then there's the highly coveted and sought after.... Key to the Dog or Cat House.
It's a wild and crazy contest day you can be sure


Dearly Beloved Horse Gang....
We are gathered here today to witness
this Befuddling, Bewildering and Beddazling event.

Our Special Track Announcer for today is the Outlandish and Over the top MegaStar!!
**Dame Edna Everage**
...(and if you don't know who she is, Little Possums .... Then Google It)!!!


Who will win this Throw-Down......Who will Say Yes to the Dress......
Who will Steal the Precious and who will be Lounging in the Dog House???


The music starts and 8 eager contestants are entering the gate to race down the aisle.

Cigar has strolled out into the lead, wearing his high fashion robe and slippers
(looking just a little like Hugh Heffner)
The rest of the pack are jockeying for position
and there seems to be some less than appropriate behavior.
Clipping, whipping, boxing, biting, bolting, general mayhem and interference.....
It's just a free for all...


Catalina appears to be wearing some kind of "new fangled equipment" --
"Strap On Rockets"?? ~ Not sure this will be approved.


Cigar and the Colts appear to be lounging around... smoking cigars and
drinking various types of "beverages".
Lasix may be allowed, but who knows what's in these concoctions!!!
Criminal Type rolled himself out of the Dog-House to make an appearance.
But judging by his condition... he doesn't look like he's "In it to Win it".
Peepers must have been too scared of Gollum to even compete today.

The Stewards have so many objections, they have thrown in their towels and
have headed to the bar for several rounds of strong, stiff drinks!!!



Now the contestants are turning for home......down the stretch......
heading towards the Alter / Finish Line....

Coming down the aisle....in 4th place is
The Precious Ring Thief = Tiger Dancer



Following in 3rd place....is
The Flower-Bearer = John Henry



The excitement builds...who will be the Bridesmaid and who will be The Bride......

In 2nd place......winning the "Stunning" Orange Gown, is....
Bridesmaid = Blunny!!



and Strutting his way to the Alter ~~
The Winner's Circle...... CigarShop


A Huge win for the Colts today..... Showing off his Valued Assets
Leaving the Fillies in the dust and looking all Pimped Out...



Cross-Dressers, Booze Hounds, Bad Behavior, Thieves, questionable substances and equipment.....
What kind of contest is this anyway???


MM TURKEY TROT RESULTS:
-$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$-
**Report any errors to ---> The Grumpy CatZilla in Charge


1st ~ CIGARSHOP ===== $84.00

2nd ~ BLUNNY ======= $66.60

3rd ~ JOHN HENRY ==== $52.00

4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $43.20


**ALSO RAN**


CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $39.40 (Depressed and missing his Dog-House.... So ---)
~Home Away From Home~

CATALINA {DC} ======= $20.80
GETS "FROSTED-WHISKER" FOR FAILING AT "3~PEAT"


DUSTY ============== $17.60

RUFFIAN ============ $13.80
--->GRUMPY CAT -- IN THE CAT-HOUSE WHERE SHE BELONGS


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RACE CALL AND GRAPHICS BY: ~TIGER DANCER~
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~MAY THE ROAR BE WITH YOU~