$$SUPURRR $$SATURDAY ~ 9/20 ~ *RESULTS* --PARX

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO THE "ON FIRE" ---> JOHN HENRY
ON YET ANOTHER SPECTACULAR WIN !!
TWICE FOR THE COLTS IN MIDWEEK
AND THEN AGAIN ON SUPURRR~SATURDAY
SPEED --- STYLE --- FOCUS + DETERMINATION
MAKE THIS COLT THE ONE TO WATCH --


VENUE: PARX --{ 13 RACES }


WHERE WE HAVE 4 STAKES -- BUT THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY OF COURSE
IS THE ANXIOUSLY LONG AWAITED RETURN OF ---> SUPER STAR "CALIFORNIA CHROME"
IF HE FAILS TO WIN ~
MANY HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN / MANY TEARS WILL FALL :'(

IT MAY BE TIME TO LIVE THAT OLD EXPRESSION OF:
=== HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS + SUFFER NO DISAPPOINTMENTS! ===


POST TIME: IS EARLY WITH 13 RACES => 11:35am ~ EASTERN


FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 74 // CHANCE OF RAIN = 9%


**RULES POSTED ON ITS OWN THREAD**
IF + WHEN IN DOUBT ==> READ EM!
AND AVOID A POSSIBLE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

PURRRRRSNICKETY ~ PURRRRFOUND + PURRRPLEXING @ PARX

A 'FAVORITE TALE' THAT I LOVE
IS 'THE LION PEOPLE' FROM THE STARS
AS A 'STARSHIP GIRL' MYSELF
WON'T HAVE TO GO TO MARS

THE 'LION PEOPLE' IS THE BOOK
MURRY HOPE TELLS THE TALE
SIRIUS, THE DOG STAR IS HOME
THE ONE FROM WHICH I HAIL

(THE CAT PEOPLE FROM THE DOG STAR
THE UNIVERSAL IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME!)

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R1 >> 3 6 5 7 8
ANY CAT IN A STORM =^,,^=
(Will Probably Be Tucked Away Dry + Purrring)

SWING FA TO THE STARS
DETERMINING


R2 >> 6 2 7 8 3
DANCING LION =^,,^=

DIMENSION
SMALL TOWN TALK


R3 >> 6 2 4 7 3
GIVEN STAR

THEN + NOW (Gray)
SERIOUS HAPPINESS


R4 >> 2 1 4 5 7
WILDCAT LILY =^,,^=

MONAGUSKA
DISCO CHICK


R5 >> 8 11 12 7 6
GRASSHOPPIN

DOUBLE THE STYLE (Gemini)
CHIPPEWA WHITE CHIEF


R6 >> 4 1 6 2 9
BOWMAN'S BEAST

YOU GOT THAT GOIN FOR U
DAWLY


R7 >> 10 11 1 2 3
DO MISS ME
(Irony: 10/11 = Date My Husband Killed)

SUNSET DISTRICT (We Lived In SUNRISE, FLA)
CAST A DOUBT


R8 >> 9 2 6 11 5
STARSHIP GIRL
(Beam Me Up Spock)

PRIMO VIA
SMART NUMBER


R9 >> 5 9 11 6 1
EDGE OF REALITY
(aka = Boulder, CO)

DANCING LOUNGE
STARRY MOON


R10 >> 1 5 3 4 2
FAVORITE TALE =^,,^=
(The Lion People By Murry Hope)

PURE SENSATION
BUMP START


R11 >> 3 2 5 8 7
HOUSE RULES

SWEET REASON
VERO AMORE


R12 >> 5 1 3 4 7
NOBLE MOON

CALIFORNIA CHROME
PROTONICO


R13 >> 6 10 3 5 2
TORPEDO CAT =^,,^=

ROAR OF ROHAN (LOTR?)
RING IT UP
TAZER

[RUFFIAN]

**DUSTY PIX -- PER ALT

OKAY!!!

1. 9/5/2
2. 8/2/5
3. 7/2/4
4. 6/7/1
5. 8/1/6
6. 2/6/8
7. 10/9/5
8. 5/8/1
9. 5/9/11
10. 4/1/7
11. 4/8/2
12. 6/1/4
13. 10/2/5


Luck to all

AND GO CHROME!!!!!!

[Criminal Type]

Picks from the Dynamic Dog House where Colts are always welcome

Fillies welcome too but they call us out on the Cigar Smoke / Beer Stench
and maybe a wee bit intimidated by our Talent (Dancers)


R1) 9 / 7 / 5 / 8 / 6
Jonny / Guyana / Determining

R2) 3 / 7 / 8 / 4 / 2
Lime Drop / Small town / Irish

R3) 9 / 7 / 2 / 3 / 6
Smokey / Pace / Then + Now

R4) 5 / 3 / 1 / 2 / 4
Winning image / Girl / Monaguska

R5) 6 / 9 / 10 / 1 / 2
Strongbaksteeltoes / Blame / Conte

R6) 5 / 7 / 6 / 2 / 4
Sailors / fire / Dawly

R7) 9 / 11 / 1 / 3 / 5
Golden Rings / Sunset / Doubt

R8) 12 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 5
Pinot / Smart / Peg

R9) 8 / 10 / 3 / 5 / 1
Capitan / Seaboard / Lightning

R10) 3 / 4 / 5 / 2 / 1
Bump / Bay / Pure

R11) 4 / 5 / 7 / 2 / 3
Joint Return (Legal too) / Amore / Warrior

R12) 3 / 2 / 4 / 1 / 7
Protonico / Candy Boy / Bayern

R13) 5 / 7 / 3 / 2 / 10
Tazer / Power / Ring


Luck to all --
Fishsticks + Crabcakes for the Ruffinator

[peeptoad]

pre-scratches (hopefully not too many changes):

PRX 09/20/14

1: #5 Determining (8,2)
2: #3 Lime Drop Kid (6,8)
3: #7 Your Pace or Mine (9,8)
4: #5 Winning Image (2,1)
5: #8 Grasshoppin (11,4)
6: #6 Dawly (8,4)
7: #12 Special Congrats (5,7)
8: #5 Catch My Drift (2,8)
9: #9 Dancing Lounge (6,10)
10: #5 Pure Sensation (1,6)
11: #4 Joint Return (9,8)
12: #2 Candy Boy (3,1)
13: #6 Torpedo Cat (10,9)

good luck

[RUFFIAN]

PIX BY JOHN HENRY (DC) PER ALT SITE

« Reply #7 on: Today at 08:03:46 AM »
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Race: 1 #2 Niki and Dylan (4-6-8)
Race: 2 #6 Dancing Lion (4-8-7)
Race: 3 #9 Sweet on Smokey (1-4-7)
Race: 4 #6 Hallie Brooks (3-7-1)
Race: 5 #4 Bama Bound (2-1-6)
Race: 6 #7 Fire Alarm (8-1-6)
Race: 7 #5 Fly Bye Pomeroy (11-6-7)
Race: 8 #2 Primo Via (1-8-12)
Race: 9 #8 El Capitan (3-11-2-1)
Race: 10 #3 Bump Start (5-1-6)
Race: 11 #6 Little Alexis (8-4-9)
Race: 12 #7 Tapiture (2-6-1)
Race: 13 #1 Beautiful Joe (5-3-8)

Good Luck To All !!
"May all your photo finishes be winning ones"

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER ALT





**TIGER DANCER HERE (BARELY)....
READY TO RUMBLE (IF NECESSARY)
TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED (NOW)



R-1: 3 - 5 - 6 - 2
R-2: 6 - 2 - 8 - 5
R-3: 6 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 3
R-4: 2 - 4 - 7 - 1
R-5: 8 - 1 - 11 - 4
R-6: 3 - 4 - 6 - 1
R-7: 12 - 8 - 1 - 10
R-8: 12 - 9 - 5 - 8 -
R-9: 11 - 10 - 1 - 6
R-10: 5 - 1 - 4
R-11: 2 - 8 - 1 - 5
R-12: 1 - 3 - 4 - 5
R-13: 3 - 6 - 4 - 8

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT

10 MTP, phew just in time... Have cigar in mouth, beer in hand.. A good belch building it will be a great day...

1st: 4-2-6-5
2nd: 2-1-5-6
3rd : 3-2-5
4th: 4-2-6
5th: 3-1-5
6th: 8-5-2
7th: 5-2-4
8th: 6-4-2
9th: 10-5-2
10th: 7-4-2
11th: 8-5-2
12th: 1-4-3
13th: 5-2-7

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

Not a great effort, but what can you do in 45 minutes... Here, dartboard...

RACE 1: #8 Noah n' Jacob, 2, 4
RACE 2: #4 Moby Win, 3, 6
RACE 3: #9 Sweet on Smokey, 2, 8
RACE 4: #5 Winning Image, 4, 1
RACE 5: #2 Cu Chulainn, 3, 4
RACE 6: #8 Arlo, 3, 5
RACE 7: #1 Cast A Doubt, 7, 5
RACE 8: #3 Where Is Rosie B, 5, 4
RACE 9: #9 Dancing Lounge, 1, 10
RACE 10: #4 Prudhoe Bay, 1, 6
RACE 11: #8 Untapable, 1, 4
RACE 12: #8 C J's Awesome, 1, 7
RACE 13: #8 Frenemy, 9, 3

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME
TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY @ PARX


TODAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: NO-MO RUFFLED FEATHERS
THE ULTIMATE PARROT FOOD THAT LEAVES MORE FEATHERS
ON YOUR BIRD THAN ON YOUR FLOOR!

TODAY'S RACE WILL BE RUN AT 1 1/2 M
ENDURANCE + STAMINA WILL SEPARATE THE SPRINTERS
FROM THE DISTANCE RUNNERS

WE HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF LATE SCRATCHES DUE TO MISSED FLIGHTS

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:


PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ============ 7/2

PP #2 >> DUSTY ============= 12/1
--------- 2010 HOTY

PP 3 >> CRIMINAL TYPE ========= 15/1
--------- 2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #4 >> PEEPTOAD =========== 12/1

PP #5 >> JOHN HENRY {DC} ======= 1/1

PP #6 >> TIGER DANCER ========= 7/2

PP #7 >> CIGARSHOP =========== 10/1

PP #8 >> CATALINA ============ 15/1


THE HORSES ARE LOADING WITHOUT INCIDENT
AND WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

** TWISTED WHISKERKINS **



THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY INCLUDING CIGARSHOP
WHO HAS BEHAVED LIKE THE ULTIMATE GENTLEMAN TODAY
THAT GATE TRAINING MUST BE WORKING

JUST WAITING FOR TIGER DANCER TO SETTLE DOWN AFTER
UNSEATING HER JOCKEY IN THE GATE!!

SHE WAS ALL LATHERED UP IN THE POST PARADE + SEEMED ANTSY
OK SHE HAS CALMED DOWN AND WE ARE READY TO RUN


===== AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE RUFFARAMA =====



FIRING LIKE A ROCKET RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE IS
THE DEFENDING CHAMPION -- JOHN HENRY
WHO HAS WASTED NO TIME IN LETTING THE REST OF
THE FIELD KNOW HIS 'GAME PLAN' FOR TODAY'S RACE ---

GET AN EARLY BIG LEAD THEN PLAY CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
WHICH IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN HIS USUAL RUNNING STYLE
OF HANG FAR BACK THEN SHOCK THE HELL OUT OF THE REST AT THE WIRE

BACK AROUND 10 LENGTHS IS CIGARSHOP WHO IS SHOWING GOOD
EARLY SPEED AND KEEPING THE FRONT RUNNER RIGHT IN HIS SIGHTS

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD WHO
ARE TIGHTLY BUNCHED WITH NOBODY SHOWING SPEED YET

BUT THIS IS A LONG RACE AND THERE IS PLENTY OF TIME FOR
THE CLOSERS TO MAKE THEIR LATE BID

===== OUT OF THE TURN =====

THE COMPLEXION OF A 'RUNAWAY RACE' HAS SUDDENLY CHANGED
AS CIGARSHOP EXPLODED WITH A HUGE MOVE OUT OF THE TURN
TO OVERTAKE JOHN HENRY BY A HALF LENGTH + TAKE COMMAND
**{Did he explode?? -OR- Finally let go of that Belch??} LOL

CATALINA ALSO SUDDENLY WITH A GIANT MOVE OF HER OWN HAS
MOVED UP TO JOIN THE 2 COLTS ON THE LEAD

IN THE SECOND TIER WE FIND DUSTY WHO IS PICKING UP SPEED

THEN IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
PEEPTOAD + CRIMINAL TYPE

AT THE VERY BACK ARE RUFFIAN + TIGER DANCER WHO SEEM MORE
INTERESTED IN DISCUSSING THE LATEST GOSSIP ON THE SHED ROW
THAN RUNNING IN A RACE!



===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====


AND WE HAVE A 3-WAY MATCH RACE ON THE FRONT END
CIGARSHOP ------ JOHN HENRY --------- CATALINA

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
AS RUFFIAN HAS ROARED FROM LAST
AND IS THREADING HER WAY THRU TRAFFIC
GAINING ON THE LEADERS

AT THE SAME MOMENT DUSTY FOUND HER INNER MOJO
AND SHE TOO IS MOVING UP QUICKLY

DROPPING WAY BACK WITH LITTLE CHANCE AT ALL ARE
PEEPTOAD ------- TIGER DANCER --------- CRIMINAL TYPE

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

IT'S AN ALL OUT BATTLE TO THE WIRE BUT SUDDENLY IT APPEARS
AS IF CATALINA JUMPED A SHADOW AND IS DROPPING BACK

NOW IT'S JUST CIGARSHOP WITH A NOSE IN FRONT OF JOHN HENRY
THE TWO COLTS ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD ARE NECK + NECK
AS THE WIRE IS DRAWING CLOSER WITH EVERY STRIDE

CAN THE DEFENDING CHAMPION WHO HAS BEEN HOTTER THAN HOT
THIS MONTH DIG DEEP TO FIND JUST ONE MORE FINAL SURGE FOR
ANOTHER TRIP TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

OR WILL CIGARSHOP'S DOGGED DETERMINATION DESTROY THAT DREAM

AND WITH ONE FINAL DESPERATE MOVE --------

** IT'S JOHN HENRY -- ONCE AGAIN WHO HAS HIS NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST!

NOT ONLY HAS THIS COLT WON A 3 PEAT IN MIDWEEK MAYHEM
BUT NOW HE WILL RUN IN THE NEXT SUPURRR SATURDAY FOR ANOTHER ONE

THAT SONG NEEDS TO BE CHANGED TO: 'THIS COLT IS ON FIRE!'



CIGARSHOP HAD TO SETTLE FOR 2nd

CATALINA FINISHED A VERY STRONG 3rd

DUSTY PICKED UP THE SUPERFECTA WITH HER DRAMATIC CLOSING RUN


-$$-THE OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$-
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN

1st ~ JOHN HENRY {DC} === $79.80
~TOP DOG~
---AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN......


2nd ~ CIGARSHOP ======= $69.10
~BRIDESMAID / RUNNER-UP~


3rd ~ CATALINA ============= $48.90
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ D U S T Y ============== $47.00
~RING-BEARER~

--->(OK PEEPERS.... I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK THIS WEEK = NO NIGHTMARES)


=== ALSO RAN ===

RUFFIAN =============== $38.00
PEEPTOAD ============== $27.70
TIGER DANCER =========== $18.00
**CRIMINAL TYPE =========== $17.10
--->(ONCE AGAIN STEALS THE KEY TO THE DOG-HOUSE ~ BY A BUCK!)
...{DID CT STEAL THE KEY.... OR DID THE BUCK??}

DOG HOUSE ~ GUEST HOUSE AND PARTY PAD

{CT ROBBED ME OF MY TIGER PALACE}

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~