MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 9/17 ~ *RESULTS* - KENTUCKY DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO ---> JOHN HENRY
WHO IS MUY CALIENTE LATELY !!
AND NOW WILL RUN FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3~PEAT --------
RETURNING AGAIN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME = AKA THE WINNER CIRCLE




VENUE: KENTUCKY DOWNS + BOTS --{ 10 RACES }


POST TIME: 1:35pm ~ CENTRAL TIME

-{YES ~ KENTUCKY IS ONE OF 'THOSE' STATES WHO DIVIDE TIME ZONES
... FOUND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY LAST TIME! OOOOOPS} :banghead:

SCORE-KEEPER => YEP U GUESSED IT
THE CURRENT KEEPER OF THE DOG HOUSE AWARD TROPHY 2013
THAT SNEAKY CRIMINAL TYPE KNOWN TO STEAL RACES + KEYS TO DOG HOUSE

FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 77 // CHANCE OF RAIN = 11%



**RULES ARE POSTED ON SEPARATE THREAD**
WISE TO READ IF IN DOUBT
OR RISK A DQ --->WHICH IS NOT A TRIP TO THE DAIRY QUEEN!

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[RUFFIAN]

CAT-TANKEROUS + CAT-ARIFFIC @ KENTUCKY DOWNS

WITH 5 OUT OF TEN RACES
HAVING THE CATS + KITTENS
I MUST ADMIT THAT WITH
THIS CARD I AM SMITTEN!

WILL THEY RUN LIKE THE CHEETAH
WILL THEY RUN VERY FAST
OR INSTEAD JUST DO CAT NAPS
LEAVING ME RUNNIN LAST?

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R1 >> 11 8 6 5 9
ALL AMERICAN KITTEN =^,,^=

DELIBERATE HASTE
TSONGA


R2 >> 11 1A(Only/ae) 8 2 3
ZUMBA IT

(AE) WISH KEEPER / ONLY
SMART KIT


R3 >> 11 1 4 2 9
ALDARA

SINGING SOUL
WE GOT THIS


R4 >> 1 8 12 10 7
BARNYARD FIDDLER

SKYLANDER
PENDING ASSET



R5 >> 4 9 6 5 7
ROCK HARD CAT =^,,^=

STAR PASSAGE
FINE LOOKIN LADY


R6 >> 2 7 8 13ae 6
AZTEC BRAVE

FORFEIT
PARTY TIME


R7 >> 3 4 6 8 10
WALKING THE KITTEN =^,,^=

LEAD THE LINE
SWEET SAVIOR FAIRE


R8 >> 3 6 9 8 7
BINGO KITTEN =^,,^=

XTRA LUCK
DYE FORE


R9 >> 7 8 1 4
ZUBI ZUBI ZU

DREAM SOFTLY
WASABI'S HOUSE
ELUSIVE FATE


R10 >> 6 11 5 1 7
WORLD CLASS KITTEN =^,,^=

THUNDER MOON
AWESOME SKY

[RUFFIAN]

**CIGARSHOP PIX -- PER ALT


1st: 3-5-7
2nd: 8-5-7
3rd: 2-9-1
4th: 7-10-4
5th: 6-5-9
6th: 6-10-1
7th: 1-5-4
8th: 8-3-1
9th: 7-2-1
10th: 7-5-10

[Criminal Type]

Picks from the ole Dog House
Scotch / Beer / Dancers = Trifecta for the Colts after race party --
May even stay for next week's fun fest


R1) 1 / 2 / 7 / 8 / 10
Fantasy / Car 54 / Gaines

R2) 3 / 7 / 8 / 5 / 9
Warrior / Wedding / Kit

R3) 5 / 10 / 12 / 2 / 9
Lizzi / Holly / Torcida (The Dancers lined up for tonight)

R4) 10 / 12 / 8 / 7 / 4
Wise / Asset / Skylander

R5) 7 / 5 / 1 / 4 / 6
Double Ante / Venus / Miss Bea

R6) 9 / 7 / 11 / 6 / 4
Yardbird Misfits / Forfeit / Copperplate

R7) 10 / 8 / 6 / 3 / 1
Cocktail / Jewelisa / Sweet

R8) 5 / 6 / 1 / 4 / 3
Knight / Luck / Sportscaster

R9) 3 / 1 / 4 / 2 / 5
Crooked Path to Glory / Fate / Avicii

R10) 9 / 3 / 2 / 5 / 6
Bandit / War / Kite


Luck to all -- more to those Fillies who need it more than we do
Beer / Babes / Booze for ye ole Scorekeeper
Means everyone better check their totals!!

[RUFFIAN]

**PIX BY: CATALINA --- PER ALT SITE


RACE 1: #2 Car Fifty Four, 13, 5
RACE 2: #9 Book Club, 7, 5
RACE 3: #5 Lizzi La Reina, 3, 2
RACE 4: #7 J. Pa, 2, 4
RACE 5: #1 Fabulous Miss Bea, 4, 5
RACE 6: #6 Prosecution, 10, 5
RACE 7: #5 Wild Covey, 3, 10
RACE 8: #3 Bingo Kitten, 5, 8
RACE 9: #5 Senior Prom, 1, 2
RACE 10: #3 War of Honor, 7, 5

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

**PIX BY: JOHN HENRY {DC} -- PER ALT SITE

Race: 1 #5 Ripley (2-3-10)
Race: 2 #7 Cajun Wedding (1-5-6)
Race: 3 #2 Radiant (3-9-11)
Race: 4 #12 Pending Asset (4-6-7)
Race: 5 #4 Rock Hard Cat (2-5-8)
Race: 6 #4 Ten Indians (2-5-7)
Race: 7 #7 Boulevard Change (3-6-4)
Race: 8 #3 Bingo Kitten (6-4-9)
Race: 9 #1 Elusive Fate (3-5-7)
Race: 10 #7 One Touch (6-10-2)


Gooo Colts!!

[RUFFIAN]

**BLUNNY PIX -- PER ALT


Rolling Thunder

Ramsey stuffed the entry box today
He must be in attendance, expecting a big day

1-5,13,11
2-11,5,2,9
3-2,9,3
4-7,4,14
5-6,8,4
6-10-4-6
7-1,3,5
8-3,8,6
9-3,2,7
10-11,7,2

[RUFFIAN]

**TIGER DANCER PIX -- PER ALT


ANOTHER WACKY WEDNESDAY RACE DAY
COME ON FILLIES LET'S SHAKE THOSE TAILS!!!


R-1: 13ae - 11 - 8 - 5 - 3
R-2: 3 - 5 - 7 - 9 - 4
R-3: 2 - 5 - 9 - 12
R-4: 6 - 8 - 12 - 14ae
R-5: 7 - 4 - 9 - 8 - 5
R-6: 5 - 13ae - 6 - 1 - 8
R-7: 3 - 10 - 9 - 4
R-8: 3 - 8 - 6 - 9
R-9: 8 - 4 - 1 - 2
R-10: 11 - 6 - 4 - 5

[RUFFIAN]

I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ALDARA RAN
AND WON TODAY FOR HER SIRE WHO JUST DIED

IRONICALLY ---
ALDARA IS THE COMPANION TO ORION
IN MYTHOLOGY = THE "HEAVENLY MESSENGER"


**RIP -- STREET CRY ===> ONLY 16

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GONE WAY TOO SOON --- BUT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

YOU HAVE GIVEN US SO MANY WONDERFUL HORSES INCLUDING THE ONE + ONLY

========= ZENYATTA =========

[Criminal Type]

Move over Long Island Medium - There's a new Psychic in town!!

Not only did I Plan a big party in the dog house for the COLTS --
I also mentioned my staying in the ole Dog House for awhile

Both predictions came true --- although it was a hard fought fight
with the 'Big Cat' on the lead most of the race

Her Claws came out shortly after the gate opened and she dug in
the entire run to the wire - In command until ...

The current 'HOT' Horse managed to catch up to the Wild Cat --
tossing some Catnip on the track which momentarily caused the
Cat to lose focus, momentum and the Lead!

The fire burning under John Henry's hooves lately hit 4 alarms today
as the Mighty Colt not only won a BOTS -- but a 3-Peat as well!


"One Touch" was all it took in the final strides

Party On Golden Dude!!

Meanwhile back in the Dog House -- Come One Come All
Yeah even the Fillies if they feel inclined?

Scotch / Beer / Cable / Dancers / Popcorn / Pretzels / Nuts / Chips
and even a tin of Anchovies for RuffZilla to soothe her Ruffled Feathers
Maybe 2 Bucks might help?

Here are your Whisky Soaked Results --
Be sure to check your own total to be certain.
Not responsible for errors -- Scoring Under the Influence is valid defense right?
**Report errors to the Cat in Charge


$$OFFICIAL RESULTS**

JOHN HENRY = $42.20
Will be a nominee for year end 'Lost In The Fog' Award
(Lowest Winning $$ For Any Given Day)

RUFFIAN = $40.60

CIGARSHOP = $38.20

TIGER DANCER = $34.80 (The Precious)

DUSTY = $24.20

BLUNNY = $23.40

CATALINA = $18.20

CRIMINAL TYPE = $9.60
That 2013 Dog House Award looking like its staying right where it is
--- in the Dog House with my name engraved on it