$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 8/30 ~ *RESULTS* -- SARATOGA

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO THE PERSISTENT PRECOCIOUS ---> PEEPTOAD
WHO FOUGHT LIKE A BODACIOUS BULL FROG TO HANG ON TO HER LEAD
LEAPING OVER CRIMINAL TYPE TO PERSEVERE


VENUE: SARATOGA --{ 12 RACES }

ANOTHER SUPURRR SPECTACULAR STAKES CARD


POST TIME: 1pm ~ EASTERN TIME


FORECAST: PARTLY CLOUDY -- HIGH 78 // CHANCE OF RAIN = 10%


**RULES ON SEPARATE THREAD**
WHEN IN DOUBT => READ EM!

[RUFFIAN]

SUPURRRRRFLUOUS + SUPURRRRSILLYOUS @ SARATOGA

IT DOESN'T TAKE 'DA JENIUS'
TO SENSE MY 'HILLBILLY STYLE'
BUT, THE 'MORPHEUS' SIDE OF MY NATURE
CAN SOMETIMES MAKE YA SMILE

THE 'CONFRONTATION' MAY BE BOLD
EVEN 'BOISTEROUS' IF I MUST
BUT 'PRETENSION' IS NOT MY STYLE
MY INTENTIONS YOU CAN TRUST

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R1 >> 4 5 8 7 12(AE)
QUIMET

SIERRA DELTA
TAPKEE


R2 >> 1 7 2 8 4
DA JENIUS

GREAT REZULTS
ESCALATE


R3 >> 11 1 5 3 7
MORPHEUS

ENTRY
MSHAWISH


R4 >> 2 9 6 5 1
HILLBILLY STYLE

BIRDIE BIRAGE
ENJOY THE SHOW


R5 >> 1A (ONLY) 9 3 2 10
BOISTEROUS

SAYAAD
NORTH STAR BOY


R6 >> 12 4 6 8 10
PRETENSION
(BLUEGRASS CAT) =^,,^=

REGULUS
REAL ESTATE RICH


R7 >> 13 (AE) 5 4 9 10
TRULY MIZZED
(2 Fave Sires! > Mizzen Mast + Silver Charm = Both Gray
And Yet This Filly ISN'T GRAY! Go Figure)

LOVE + MARRIAGE
COLORFUL


R8 >> 1 6 7 8 2
13 ARROWS

MISS BEHAVIOUR
TEA TIME


R9 >> 2 7 4 3 6
ZAMQUICK

SCATCAPADE
PAINTED PONY

R10 >> 10 4 7 3 8
CONFRONTATION

ZEE BROS
FALLING SKY (Chicken Little?)


R11 >> 3 6 2 1 5
MICROMANAGE
(Dam = CATNIP!) =^,,^=

ZIVO
IT'S MY LUCKY DAY (With These Pix? )


R12 >> 7 4 11 12 8
BELISARIUS

LURE OF THE SOUTH
MAKE A DECISION

[Criminal Type]

Winner Circle or Dog House?
Its anyone's guess these days


R1) 9 / 12 / 10 / 6 / 7
Mr Moneypants / Royal Squeeze (ae) / Gustnado

R2) 6 / 9 / 7 / 2 / 4
Gold Shield / A Lot / Great

R3) 7 / 1a only / 3 / 6 / 5
Dangerous Lad / Officer / Set sail

R4) 8 / 4 / 1 / 5 / 7
King Thief (Yup) King Rontos

R5) 6 / 3 / 10 / 9 / 1
Vegas / North Star / Sky

R6) 10 / 4 / 1 / 6 / 9
Prosecution / Regulus / Entry

R7) 11 / 8 / 3 / 2 / 5
Security / Skidmore / Hope

R8) 2 / 3 / 8 / 5 / 6
Stonetastic / Honey / Violet

R9) 3 / 11 / 9 / 5 / 8
Gratitude / Squeeze / Silver

R10) 1 / 5 / 9 / 3 / 6
Capo / Slam / Hideaway

R11) 8 / 1 / 5 / 2 / 4
Gunfighter / Entry / Prayer

R12) 10 / 9 / 12 / 8 / 6
Alarmed N Dangerous / Golden Soul / Agent


Luck to all --
Catfish / Anchovy + Sardines for the RuffZilla

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER ALT

Here goes!

1. 7/1/9
2. 2/8/9
3. 6/7/9
4. 6/7/3
5. 1,1a/14/10
6. 1,1a/10/11
7. 9/12/3
8. 6/7/3
9. 7/1/11
10. 1/7/3
11. 5/7/8
12. 9/11/6


Good LUCK ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT

Rolling Thunder

Just got home, but before going to bed
Some Guess, Estimates

1 - 3,8,5
2 - 4,8,1
3 - 6,1a,4
4 - 4,5,7
5 - 4,1a,1
6 - 5,4,10
7 - 3,4,2
8 - 3,5,6
9 - 8,11,1
10-6,8,10
11-2,4,1a
12-8,1,7

Good Night

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT

Enjoy your day at the Spa

1st: 3-12-13-5
2nd: 4-8-1-5
3rd: 6-1-5
4th: 5-7-4
5th: 4-1-9
6th: 4-9-10
7th: 4-3-2
8th: 8-5-6
9th: 8-5-9
10th: 6-8-7
11th: 2-5-3
12th: 8-11-12-5

[RUFFIAN]

PIX BY PEEPTOAD (DC) PER ALT


Pre-scratches (and pre-coffee ):

SAR 08/30/14

1: #7 Epsilon (13, 11, 3)
2: #4 Two Weeks Off (6, 1, 9)
3: #6 Marine Patrol (9, 5)
4: #7 Royal Son (3, 5)
5: #10 Sky Blazer (1/1A, 4)
6: #2 Tony B (9, 5)
7: #4 Colorful (9, 3)
8: #2 Stonetastic (6, 5)
9: #1 Oreint Harbor (8, 7)
10: #10 Confrontation (8, 2)
11: #2 Itsmyluckyday (1/1A, 4)
12: #8 Iron Power (12, 7)

good luck all!!

[RUFFIAN]

PIX BY JOHN HENRY PER ALT


Race: 1 #10 Gustnado (1-5-8)
Race: 2 #1 Da Jenius (6-7-9)
Race: 3 #11 Morpheus (6-9-3)
Race: 4 #3 Kick Off (8-9-7)
Race: 5 #2 Optimizer (4-8-10)
Race: 6 #2 Tony B (1-9-10)
Race: 7 #6 Giants Jewel (2-5-8)
Race: 8 #1 Thirteen Arrows (3-7-8)
Race: 9 #7 Scatapade (1-3-11)
Race: 10 #1 Capo Bastone ((6-8-9)
Race: 11 #8 Last Gunfighter (2-5-7)
Race: 12 #9 Golden Soul (8-2-5)

Good Luck To All !!

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER ALT




FROM THE BEAUTIFUL SURF...... BACK TO THE "JUNGLE" OF NY......
LET'S GET READY TO....RUMBLE......
GOT MY BLINGY BLINKERS AND BEST DANCING SHOES



R-1: 3 - 8 - 7 - 2
R-2: 1 - 2 - 8 - 7
R-3: 5 - 1 - 3 - 6 - 10
R-4: 8 - 6 - 7 - 9
R-5: 1/1a - 9 - 8 - 6
R-6: 11 - 4 - 12 - 10 - 8
R-7: 2 - 14ae - 6 - 10 - 9
R-8: 6 - 3 - 8 - 2
R-9: 7 - 5 - 6 - 4
R-10: 7 - 2 - 8 - 9 - 10
R-11: 8 - 2 - 6 - 7
R-12: 10 - 4 - 12 - 11

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

RACE 1: #2 Andalusite, 7, 8
RACE 2: #1 Da Jenius, 6, 3
RACE 3: #1A Compliance Officer, 8, 7
RACE 4: #5 El Kabeir, 8, 7
RACE 5: #3 North Star Boy, 2, 6
RACE 6: #5 Jade Master, 9, 10
RACE 7: #9 Shift Colors, 2, 5
RACE 8: #7 Tea Time, 1, 3
RACE 9: #9 Silver Union, 8, 11
RACE 10: #6 Palace, 1, 3
RACE 11: #6 Zivo, 2, 4
RACE 12: #7 Belisarius, 8, 1

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY @ SARATOGA


OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: FRISKY FELINE CATNIP TREATS
TODAY'S RACE WILL BE RUN AT: 1 1/4 M

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:

PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ----------------------- 7/2

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE --------------- 3/1
--------- 2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> DUSTY ------------------------- 20/1
--------- 2010 HOTY

PP #4 >> BLUNNY ------------------------ 9/2

PP #5 >> CIGARSHOP ------------------- 4/1

PP #6 >> PEEPTOAD {DC} --------------- 5/2

PP #7 >> JOHN HENRY ------------------- 7/1

PP #8 >> CATALINA ---------------------- 9/2

PP #9 >> TIGER DANCER ----------------- 5/2


THE HORSES ARE ALMOST ALL IN ---
SO WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

** LION LADY **


THANKS TOM ~

EVERYONE IS STANDING QUIETLY
AFTER CONVINCING CIGARSHOP TO GO INTO HIS OWN GATE
WHICH HE CLEARLY HAD NO INTENTION OF DOING
--- FOR WHATEVER REASON?

NOW WE ARE FINALLY READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE RUFFARAMA




GOING FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS TIGER DANCER
SURROUNDED ON EACH SIDE BY CIGARSHOP + BLUNNY

JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THAT TRIO IS PEEPTOAD

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN ~ JOHN HENRY + CATALINA

AND THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE CRIMINAL TYPE + DUSTY

===== HEADING OUT OF THE TURN =====

CIGARSHOP + BLUNNY HAVE THE LEAD ALL TO THEMSELVES
AFTER SQUEEZING TIGER DANCER BACK IN THE TURN

IT'S NOW JOHN HENRY TURNING UP THE HEAT AND HAS JOINED
THE OTHER 2 COLTS ON THE LEAD

BACK ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS ARE
TIGER DANCER / PEEPTOAD + CATALINA

CRIMINAL TYPE + DUSTY HAVE INCREASED THEIR SPEED
LEAVING RUFFIAN FAR BEHIND THE FIELD

===== THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

IT'S TURNED INTO A REAL BATTLE ON THE FRONT END
BETWEEN CIGARSHOP + BLUNNY
WHO HAVE BEEN NECK + NECK FROM THE GATE

AND NOW IT'S PEEPTOAD WITH A MOVE OF HER OWN MOVING UP
TUCKED IN BEHIND THE FRONT RUINING COLT DUO

TIGER DANCER HAS FOUND MORE AFTER BRIEFLY BEING DISTRACTED
BY SOME SEA GULLS WHO FLEW INTO THE INFIELD BUT THE TIGER IS
BACK ON TRACK NOW AND MOVING UP

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS ---

THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
WHAT COULD IT BE CAUSING THIS OUTBURST?

AH YES .... NOW WE SEE

RUFFIAN HAS ROARED WITH A MIGHTY BURST OF SUPER SONIC SPEED
FROM LAST AS SHE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL, PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER

SHE HAS PASSED EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HER
EXCEPT THE COLT DUO ON THE LEAD

AND NOW SHE HAS PASSED BOTH OF THEM TO TAKE COMMAND!

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD ALTHO THE HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS
SEEM TO BE FROM THE LADIES IN THE STAND CHEERING ON THEIR
FIERY FILLY ON THE LEAD


===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====


RUFFIAN IS ALL OUT CLAWING HER WAY TOWARDS THE WIRE

BUT AS THE OLD SAYING GOES
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS

IN THIS CASE THO IT'S NOT THE 'STOUT LADY' BUT INSTEAD IT'S
THE 2 COURAGEOUS COLTS WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH LOOKING AT
FILLY TAIL AND SUDDENLY TURNED UP THE HEAT ON HER

IT'S TURNED INTO A 3-WAY MATCH RACE WITH THE WIRE ONLY
A COUPLE OF FURLONGS AHEAD

RUFFIAN ---- CIGARSHOP --- BLUNNY

THE ROAR FROM THE STANDS IS DEAFENING
THE LOWER TONED VOICES FROM THE MEN
THE HIGHER PITCHED LADIES SCREAMS

THE FILLY CAUGHT BETWEEN THE 2 COLTS
TRYING DESPERATELY TO KEEP HER TINY NOSE IN FRONT

BUT THE WIRE IS JUST AHEAD
AND THE COLTS HAVE HAD ENOUGH

THEY HAVE CLOSED RANKS IN FRONT OF HER
WHICH MAY RESULT IN AN OBJECTION LOOMING ON THE HORIZON
WHEN IT'S ALL OVER

=== AND HERE COMES THE WIRE ===

WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL
MAY EVEN BE A COLT DEAD HEAT


HOLD ALL TICKETS

JOCKEY OBJECTION = #1 AGAINST #4 + #5
FLASHING LIGHTS: #1 / #4 / #5
ALSO: #4 AGAINST #5

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE FINAL FURLONG REPLAY

TRAINERS OF ALL 3 HORSES HAVE MADE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE STEWARDS
TURNING THE SCENE INTO QUITE A HEATED VOCAL DISPLAY OF DISGRUNTLEMENT!

OK -- FINALLY TOTE BOARD LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

CIGARSHOP
BLUNNY
RUFFIAN
PEEPTOAD

=== ALSO RAN ===

TIGER DANCER
JOHN HENRY
CRIMINAL TYPE
CATALINA
DUSTY

-$$- OFFICIAL PAY OUTS -$$-
REPORT ANY ERRORS TO RUFFIAN


1st ~ CIGARSHOP =========== $104.00
~TOP COLT-DOG~


2nd ~ BLUNNY ============ $101.70
~BRIDESMAID / RUNNER-UP~


3rd ~ RUFFIAN ============== $83.50
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ PEEPTOAD {DC} ======= $72.40 -(Loses Repeat But Steals The Precious)
~RING-BEARER~


==ALSO RAN==

TIGER DANCER =========== $53.10

JOHN HENRY ============= $52.30

CRIMINAL TYPE =========== $37.70

CATALINA =============== $36.80

DUSTY ======= ========= $30.40
** Back To ---> The Plush~Purrrfectly~Pristine~PussyCat~Palace (Cat House)
Fresh Catnip + New Sky High Scratching Post Tree



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WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING FROM SARATOGA
HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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