GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO
THE RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2022
The Ultimate βUnMaskingβ Of Achievement
THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR
The Highs and Lows
The Yes and Noβs
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game
There are No Losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest
Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
Weβll know at the end of the show
Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year
2022 POST PARADE
RUFFIAN ( βTHE CHEETAHβ ) 2021 HOTY
ROAMIN
TIGER DANCER
* Mistress Of Graphication
DUSTY πͺ
* Previous HOTY 2010 + 2020
BLUNNY aka βEnergizer Bunnyβ
CRUZAN π HOTY 2020
POST TIME MIKE
RAVEN
SENATOR π
REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015
ZIPPY
DIGGER
WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDER = AEA ( Allison)
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So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR the Name
Who is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game
Tiger Dancer and Ruffian
Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny
Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
The trophy will go to = BLUNNY
{WINNING MM 7/6 MM $36.40 }
Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal βThe Precious β for the Year
And For the 6 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY ( 18 )
BUT THIS YEAR, THE SHIRE ALSO WELCOMED ZIPPY ( 18 )
The Cat House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
TIGER DANCER = 16
DUSTY 15
The Dog House Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
CRUZAN = The Winner (19 )
Then Roamin with 10 We Do See
πͺΊ GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
Earning NO To Score
Earning This Trophy Is Dusty With 3
With 2 Tiger Dancer Did Roar
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Next Is The BRIDESMAID BRIDESMAN
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
Just missing A Victory Dinner
But Still The Best Of The Rest
DUSTY = 16
TIGER DANCER 13
Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY The Winner Today
Honorable Mention = Zippy 15
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
The βFrosted Whiskerβ Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues
CRUZAN = 2 ( 1 For 4-Peat Fail )
ZIPPY = 2
Honorable Mention = AEA + ECLIPSE = 1
β Caixa Eletronica β was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More
Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica
The CAIXA ELETRONICA Award
The Most Money Won in A Day
ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408
2022 CAIXA ELETRONICA = TIGER DANCER $238 (12/14)
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BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The βBattleβ Was A Tie
Ruffian + Blunny With 5
Each Bring Home The Glory
HONORABLE MENTION = ZIPPY ( 4 )
β MIDWEEK MAYHEM β on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With 10 Versus 8 To Decide It
Zippy Over Ruffian Made It Clear
The β SUPURR SATURDAY β Winner
Turns Into A Tie Each With 6
Ruffian With The Speed Of a Cheetah
AEA With A Big Bag Oβ Tricks
HONORABLE MENTION = SENATOR ( 5 )
The YO-YO-MAMA Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner To Loser
Or ~ Winning ~ then losing the Prize
RUFFIAN = 4
TIGER DANCER DUSTY ECLIPSE = 1
The β YO-YO-DUDE β is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
ZIPPY = 2
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The β CRAFTY PROPPECTOR β
May Sound A Bit Funny
But What It Implies Is ~
Who WON The Most Money
The Winner For This Season
A Decision Not So Tuff
To The Bank Way More Often
Was β The Cheetah β aka RUFF
RUFFIAN = $1329.74
HONORABLE MENTION = CRUZAN = $1212.10
ZIPPY = $1133.52
The RACE OF THE YEAR Is Easy
As A Filly Made HerStory Clear !
A 1st Time Ever = QUADRAPEAT
Gives Tiger Dancer = Race Of The Year
The FILLY OF THE YEAR
Was Tuff To Decide
As 2 Of Them Sparkled
Each Time They Did Ride
So Sharing The Spotlight
In A Battle SO Tuff
2 Fillys Of The Year ~
Tiger Dancer And β The Ruff β
The COLT OF THE YEAR
Was Easy To Know
A 3-Peat Winner +
To Cruzan This Victory Will Go
{ 2021 Winner Also }
And Now Is The Moment
We All Wait To Hear
Who Is The Winner
Named = Horse Of The Year
With 2 In Contention
Concluding Our Story
Tiger Dancer + Ruffian
Each Sharing The Glory
With The Final Reveal
Unmask Our MC
As Everyone Wonders
Just Who Can It Be
Anticipation Is High
A Gasp we hear now
As Grumpy Cat Unmasks
To A Roar of β Oh β¦ Wow β
We Now Bid You Farewell
As All Became Clear
The 2022 Grand Winners
Of The Races This Year
🏆🏆🏆 2022 MEOW MIX AWARDS 🏆🏆🏆
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