Amusing Names For Horses...

[Mylute]

Naked in the Woods g. Old Forester x Archagonnakissme

[Mylute]

Iva Toguri (Grazen) won Del Mar's fifth.
https://www.courthousenews.com/tokyo-ro ... f-treason/

[WarBiscuit]

Needabetterjock (Successful Appeal - Need to Believe) 3g

Mummy Dearest (Cairo Prince - Deb's Candy Girl) 3f

Get Hammered (Stay Thirsty - Three Cherries, by Hennessy) 5g

Uhavetobekittenme (Admiral Kitten - Laugh Last) 3c

Who Hears a Horton (Edison - Imperial Badger) 3g

WarBiscuit

[Mylute]

Miss Sakamoto f. More Than Ready x Wonder Brew

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_Blind ... th_Science

"Although viewed as a success in the United States, peaking at No. 5 on the Billboard Hot 100 and 2 weeks at No. 1 in Canada's RPM Magazine, [She Blinded Me with Science] barely managed to score among the Top 60 in Dolby's native United Kingdom, peaking at No. 56 in the UK Singles Chart in 1983."

I have never once heard this before.

[TapitsGal]

Miss Sakamoto f. More Than Ready x Wonder Brew

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_Blind ... th_Science

"Although viewed as a success in the United States, peaking at No. 5 on the Billboard Hot 100 and 2 weeks at No. 1 in Canada's RPM Magazine, [She Blinded Me with Science] barely managed to score among the Top 60 in Dolby's native United Kingdom, peaking at No. 56 in the UK Singles Chart in 1983."

I have never once heard this before.

My friend has a share in this horse. It's her first filly she's bought into and she's quite excited

[Diver52]

Iva Toguri (Grazen) won Del Mar's fifth.
https://www.courthousenews.com/tokyo-ro ... f-treason/

Is Iva Toguri owned by Nick Alexander? He also recently campaigned a nice filly named Violette Szabo, named for a WW2 heroine who spied for the Allies in occupied France and was eventually captured and shot.

[Mylute]

Yes she is.

[Mylute]

Somekindamagician g. Street Magician x Love Is Kind

I find it amusing because it reminds me of a line of dialogue from the movie Arsenic and Old Lace - Jonathan says, "...and something of a magician!" when referring to another character. This line of dialogue is notable because it is very obviously dubbed over.

[tachyon]

SENBEI(USA), 2019C. Candy Ride(USA) x Sweet Aloha(USA) by Western Cat(USA), went wire-to-wire in the Funny Cide Stakes at Saratoga on August 27th!

https://twitter.com/TheNYRA/status/1431329535115599881

[Mylute]

Hedy Lamarr f. Nyquist x Holy Place

[BaroqueAgain1]

From today's 6th race at Belmont: Cousin Andrew (Into Mischief x Vegas Trip).

[RugbyGirl]

Cheaperthandivorce won the Gr.3 Thompson Handicap in New Zealand today. She is the first foal from G1 winning mare Boundless.

"The amusing moniker originates from a trip to the Inglis Broodmare Sale in 2011 where Boundless was being offered at auction to dissolve her racing partnership.
Cherry Taylor, who retained a share in Boundless after selling her as a yearling, was keen to buy the mare to add to the Trelawney Stud broodmare band.
“Brent (Husband) was at the sales and had been trying to buy a broodmare all day but hadn’t been able to,” Cherry Taylor recalled.
“He went to A$700,000 to get Boundless, which was a lot of money, and as he walked out of the ring someone commented to him that it was a lot to spend on a broodmare and Brent replied with ‘it’s cheaper than divorce’.”


https://www.racingnews.co.nz/first-stak ... bred-mare/

[Missbeholder]

Cheaperthandivorce won the Gr.3 Thompson Handicap in New Zealand today. She is the first foal from G1 winning mare Boundless.

"The amusing moniker originates from a trip to the Inglis Broodmare Sale in 2011 where Boundless was being offered at auction to dissolve her racing partnership.
Cherry Taylor, who retained a share in Boundless after selling her as a yearling, was keen to buy the mare to add to the Trelawney Stud broodmare band.
“Brent (Husband) was at the sales and had been trying to buy a broodmare all day but hadn’t been able to,” Cherry Taylor recalled.
“He went to A$700,000 to get Boundless, which was a lot of money, and as he walked out of the ring someone commented to him that it was a lot to spend on a broodmare and Brent replied with ‘it’s cheaper than divorce’.”


https://www.racingnews.co.nz/first-stak ... bred-mare/

Well, that's appropriate! I saw a daughter of the much loved and ill-fated Effinex yesterday run in the Empire Distaff at Belmont. I think this is the first offspring I've seen of his. She didn't do much running, only beating two of nine other fillies and mares.

Her name is " Byhubbyhellomoney".

[Flanders]

This one could be amusing or horrible. I find it more on the amusing side. I was looking at Knicks Go pedigree and saw his fifth dam.

Warmed Bottom, 1968 mare (Hitting Away - Tanned)

[Mylute]

Not sure how many of you will get this reference but when I saw this horse I immediately thought of Trixie Tang screaming "TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!" on an old episode of Fairly OddParents.
https://www.newvocations.org/horse_detail/584

[sweettalk]

Not sure how many of you will get this reference but when I saw this horse I immediately thought of Trixie Tang screaming "TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!" on an old episode of Fairly OddParents.
https://www.newvocations.org/horse_detail/584

read it in her voice and everything.
i still growl out things that mildly inconvenience or annoy me in true "dinkleburg...!" fashion. i have no doubt i misspelled that.

[Mylute]

Greed Parfait 2015. h. Toby's Corner x M O Fever (JPN)

[Mylute]

Onyankopon c. Eishin Flash x Chariot d'Or

What a unique name for a 2019 Japanese colt! I will Google it to see what comes up!

[Mylute]

Suzysellsseashells f. Oxbow x Surf City Susie

[SukiSatsuki]

There was a standardbred named bacon(ham?) and eggs my grandpa won money on