Fri May 21, 2021 10:30 am
RESULTS PRESENTED BY: THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
Looking forward to calling the feature race.
"The Opelousa Zydeco and Perfectly Seasoned Gator Hunt Celebration"
Dusty defending Champ
Justin Wilson always puts out a nice spread for the Stewards and Race Callers.
My favorites are Shrimp and Sausage Jambalaya and Crawfish and Potato Bisque.
During the racing I like to munch on Alligator Medallions
and finish the day off with Coconut-Pineapple cake.
"Gar-on-tee"
Looking out onto the track I see it is sloppy
with pools of water scattered all over the racing surface.
The infield is a lake with heads of Gators peeking their heads out of the water.
The early races have concluded with out incidents and the Gator population
seems to have increased and edged closer to the track.
The track has employed Troy Landry and his Swamp People
to keep the Gators in check.
Lassos can only be used since some are Mascots
for some Louisiana sport teams a few wrestling venues.
The horse are led to the starting gate unmanageable and fractious
cause they can smell the Gators and hear their roar.
The horses snort with fear, jockeys scrap the sweat from their hides.
All jockeys are wearing adult diapers, no explanation needed.
My Bi-nocs pick up the loading with most reluctant to load. Gates a rocking,
jockeys are blessing themselves, one is carrying a rosary,
another is on a cell phone calling loved ones.
Gates open and with quarter horse speed all splish, splash away
giving the starters a bath as they exit the gate.
At the 2f pole, Cruzan and Roamin led the pack with Digger
and the battery packed Bunny close behind.
Ruff, Thunder Cat and Dusty are hugging the outer rail looking for
a break in the fence so they can head for the Casino.
Gators heads follow the action and slowly move to the edge of the lake.
Swamp People alert for hostile movement.
4f pole finds the Bunny hopping over the slop as if riding a Swamp Buggy.
Tiger Dancer Digger and Roam water skiing behind the Buggy.
Thunder Cat, Dusty and Cruzan are wearing Camo
trying not to be noticed by the Gators as they trail the herd.
The Gators are eyeing Ruffian as she seems to be mired in the mud.
3/4 pole with 1/4 to go, the Rabbit, Thunder Cat and Digger
head to the top of the stretch away from the inner rail.
The stragglers have transformed their whips into tranquillizer guns
seeing the advancement of the Gators to the top of the stretch.
The Swamp People are holding of all but 2 who advance to the inner rail.
I have decided Alligator Medallions are not appropriate food at the moment.
One Gator has crossed the grandstand toward the stairs
going to the officials boxes.
I hope he doesn't think I have been munching on a cousin.
He decided to trust his luck in the Casino.
A Gator has latched onto Tiger Dancers Tail
and she sprints in fear to the finish line.
The Bunny not wanting to become Gator meat also
with Dusty and Thunder Cat form a close pack to the finish line.
Tiger lets a shrill roar of fear while crossing the finish line first
with the Gator still locked onto her tail.
The Bunny with a Electrode whip leaps onto the Gator turning him
into Grilled Gator meat and finishing second.
The Bunny is a hero in the eyes of the Tiger with promises of REWARDS later.
Dusty edges Thunder Cat in a photo
and they head to the barn for a much deserved rub down.
Digger, Roamin and Ruffian surrounded by the Swamp
People head to the Stewards room followed by a dozen Gators.
They want to know how they can justify
running such a dangerous race for their pleasure, since there are no fans.
They will now become the Gator Menu, Stewards Sushi.
Never met a Steward I liked.
Poor Cruz, you know what they say about the slow, you become Gator meat.
In your memory we had a New Orleans style funeral,
with Marching Band and Mourners on Bourbon St.
S'il te plait entre sui
BOTS won by Tiger for Fillys Glory
Tiger Dancer $ 55.70
Blunny $ 40.80
Dusty $ 39.30
Thunder Cat $ 39.20
Roamin $ 37.20
Digger $ 36.50
Ruffian $ 25.40
Cruzan $ 17.80
To Dusty 
DQ