MIDWEEK MAYHEM = MAY 13 ** RESULTS ** @ Pimlico

[RUFFIAN]

Congratulations to DIGGER

From “Maiden To Winner
{ Never understood why they call A COLT A “Maiden” }
Brings Home BOTS Glory For The COLTS

Due to extenuating circumstances
Pimlico not running on Wednesday
MIDWEEK MAYHEM IS THURSDAY

VENUE = PIMLICO

POST TIMES
ET 12:40
CT 11:40
MT 10:40 ⛰
PT 9:40

SCOREKEEPER
CAVORTING WITH CHIPPENDALES
CONSUMING CATNIP + CAT CHOW
IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE IS TIGER DANCER

If Tiger Paws are unable to calculate
Ruffian will Roar on in to Tally-Ho

Rules are on the menu
Wise to read em thru
Better safe than sorry
Then Errr + See DQ

[RUFFIAN]

No time to be clever or cute
With the Preakness two days away
So Midweek Mayhem Results now
Of who ran the best of the day

The Energizer Bunny Hopped Slowly
Almost a Golden Goose Egg Nest
When right at the very last moment
$2.10 = Put that Egg dream to rest

Tiger Dancer Sluggish today
She even fell asleep in her stall
By the time she decided to run
She finished the seventh of all

Thunder Cat Wasn’t much faster
In sixth place she ended the day
Ruffian ran a little bit better
Her “Cheetah “ In the Barn tho did stay

Defending Champion Digger
No Winner trophy to hold
But he did earn enough for The Precious
To the Shire to Steal Ring of Gold

The race to the wire grew hotter
As Cruzan who led from the start
Heard hoofbeats Thunder behind him
Trying hard not to lose heart

The Duo Running behind him
Were gaining ground nearing the wire
And at the very last moment
The leader, Cruzan did tire

A photo finish was needed
Dusty and Roamin that close
And When the Dust finally cleared
It was Dusty = the one who could Boast

So here is the order of finish
If you think it’s not right
Email the “Cheetah in charge”
And try to do it by night

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY $69.20
Breathtaking acceleration near the wire

ROAMIN 🏎 $67.60
SO Close To Victory
BridesMan Of The Day

CRUZAN 🏍 $66.20
Left the field in his wake from the gate
Only to tire in the final strides
Enough left to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

((DC)) DIGGER $51.80
Instead of the Penthouse dinner
Steals The Precious

RUFFIAN $49

THUNDER CAT $34.30

TIGER DANCER $29.90

ENERGIZER BLUNNY $2.10
So close to A Golden Goose Egg

We bid farewell to Pimlico
But only for two days and then
Will be there again on Saturday
To see Medina do it Again