GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AND MAYHEM IT WILL BE ON APRIL FOOL DAY!
CELEBRATING THIS SPECIAL DAY, OUR FEATURE EVENT
THE ''NOBODY'S FOOL'' STAKES
{ALSO CELEBRATED IN THE VIDEO BY: CINDERELLA}
WE HAD CONSIDERED THE ''FOOLISH PLEASURE'' STAKES ALSO
OR SUB TITLE: APRIL-FOOLISH PLEASURE
ADDITIONALLY ~ AS IF THIS WERE NOT ENUFF FUN FOR THE DAY
IT ALSO IS A BOTS CHALLENGE
FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS COURAGEOUS CLEVER COLTS
DEFENDING CHAMP = TIGER DANCER
WILL HAVE 8 CAPRICIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAR AT THE WIRE
THE NIFTY NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'NOBODY'S FOOL' STAKES
LIKE TWIN JUNGLE CATS SEEING PREY AHEAD ~
RUFFIAN'S INNER 'CHEETAH' AND TIGER DANCER
ROAR OUT OF THE GATE LEAVING THE REST WONDERING
IF THEIR GATES HAD MALFUNCTIONED?
THE TWO 'FELINISH' FILLYS HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE
HEADING FOR THE TURN AT LEAST 33 LENGTHS AHEAD OF THE REST
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT STILL LOOKS LIKE WATCHING 2 SEPARATE RACES
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER FAR AHEAD IN FRONT
A HUGE GAP BACK TO THE REST
ROAMIN SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE NOW WITH A SURGE OF SPEED
BUT STILL WAY FAR BACK
ANOTHER HUGE GAP TO CRUZAN ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT
EVEN FARTHER BACK THE REST OF THE 'SNAILS' SHUFFLING ALONG
BRI ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RUFFIAN HAS ROARED AGAIN, THIS TIME SEPARATING HERSELF
FROM TIGER DANCER, WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF 'CHEETAH-SPEED'
TIGER DANCER CONTINUES MOVING ALONG WELL IN 2ND
ROAMIN IS NEXT BUT FAR BACK
CATALINA NOW FINDING HER BEST STRIDE IS MOVING UP QUICKLY
SHE IS FOLLOWED BY THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY ~
BRI SUDDENLY AWAKENED NOW RIGHT ALONGSIDE OF BLUNNY
CRUZAN ~ THUNDER CAT & DUSTY
CONTINUE TO MEANDER ALONG AT THE BACK
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
RUFFIAN CONTINUING TO LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' ROAR WITH
SUPERSONIC SPEED & POWER INCREASING HER LEAD EVEN MORE
TIGER DANCER CONTINUES HER OWN 'PURRRSISTENT' POWER IN 2ND
ROAMIN IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 18 LENGTHS BEHIND THE TIGER
CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE WITH ROAMIN
AS THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY FINALLY HOPS INTO MOTION
BRI IS NEXT BUT NOT SHOWING ANY SPEED TO MOVE UP
DUSTY IS STARTING TO PICK UP HER PACE
CRUZAN AND THUNDER CAT JUST STROLLING ALONG AT THE BACK
RUFFIAN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HER OWN WAY FROM THE START
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN CONTINUES TO ROAR ALONG
SUDDENLY ANOTHER 'ROAR' FROM THE CROWD WITH ALL EYES
LOOKING AWAY FROM THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT TO THE BACK
WHO CAN IT BE AND WHAT IS THE CAUSE?
IT IS DUSTY WHO SUDDENLY FOUND MAGICAL MOJO
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER NOW
WITH ONLY THE 2 ''FELINE'' FILLYS AHEAD OF HER
BUT WITH 'THE CHEETAH' AKA RUFFIAN SO FAR IN FRONT
THE ONLY HOPE DUSTY HAS, MAY BE THE BOTS BRIDESMAID
IF SHE CAN CATCH THE DANCING TIGER AHEAD OF HER?
HERE COMES THE WIRE AND IT'S ALL THE RUNAWAY RUFFIAN
LETTING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' TAKE COMMAND GATE TO WIRE
TIGER DANCER WITH HER OWN RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAR HOLDS ON IN 2nd
FOR ANOTHER VERSION OF THE ''BIG CAT DIARY'' DAY
DUSTY WITH AN AMAZING SURGE OF SPEED IN THE FINAL FURLONGS
HAS ENOUGH POWER TO CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3rd
ROAMIN, WITH A GOOD EFFORT FROM THE START
ROUNDS OUT THE SUPURRRR-FECTA
TO AT LEAST HAVE ONE COLT IN THE FINAL FOUR
BOTS DAY BELONGS ALL THE WAY TO THE FEROCIOUS FILLYS!
A CHEETAH ~ A TIGER ~ AND A DUSTY KITTEN
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
'NOBODY'S FOOL' STAKES
APRIL-FOOLISH PLEASURE
{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFINATOR}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATNIP ~ CAT CHOW ~ CHIPPENDALES & CALCULATOR
RECIPE FOR DISASTER
RUFFIAN = $94.20
* BOTS Glory For The Fillys! MEOW MEOW
{{DC}} TIGER DANCER = $72.60
* Excellent Effort Gate To Wire
DUSTY = $67.10
* From The Clouds + Beyond!
ROAMIN = $55.80
* The Best Of The Rest: Steals 'The Precious'
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
CATALINA = $51.80
BLUNNY = $49.50
BRI = $41.20
CRUZAN = $30.20
THUNDER CAT = $18.40
* Steals The Cat House Key + Calculator Amidst Catnip & Chippendales
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FLORIDA FAREWELL
WISHING ALL TO STAY SAFE, STAY HEALTHY, STAY SEQUESTERED
