CONGRATS TO THE SMOKIN-HOT CIGARSHOP
VENUE CHOICE: ALBUQUERQUE
IN THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH TIME ZONE
FEATURE EVENT: BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FLAMBOYANT FIERCE FILLYS VS: CLEVER, CALCULATING COLTS
POST TIMES: 6:05 MT // 7:05 CT // 8:05 ET // 5:05 PT
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BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
SCOREKEEPER
IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE SITS CRUZAN
BUT IF HE OVERDOES ON KIBBLE & BISCUITS
THEN RUFFZILLA WILL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT THE OUTCOME
THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT TIGER DANCER MAY BE ABLE
TO DO A DANCING TIGER PRODUCTION IF TECH ISSUES ARE FIXED
MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 8/7 **RESULTS** @ ALBUQUERQUE
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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY AT ALBUQUERQUE RACETRACK
WILL BE THE BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE
FIERCE FEISTY FERVENT FILLYS VS: QUIRKY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA WHO ARE
TAKING R+R WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM RUNNING
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'SMOKE-FEST' AT THE WIRE!
TODAY IS ''WORLD CAT DAY'' ~ SO IT WILL BE INTERESTING
TO SEE IF ONE OF THE 'FILLY-CATS' CAN BRING FELINE GLORY?
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
OUT FOR A QUICK EARLY LEAD ARE RUFFIAN & DUSTY
THE REMAINING 6 ARE TIGHTLY BUNCHED ACROSS THE TRACK
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
RUFFIAN NOT HANDLING THE TURN WELL AT ALL HAS DROPPED BACK
LEAVING DUSTY IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
BUT ROAMIN FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS HAS CAUGHT UP
TO THE FAST FILLY AND NOW THESE TWO LEAD THE WAY
IT'S ABOUT 13 LENGTHS WAY BACK TO THE 'NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
AND ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS TO RUFFIAN ~ THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP
THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN BEGINNING TO SHOW A LOT MORE POWER THAN DUSTY
WHO APPEARS TO BE GETTING A BIT LEG WEARY, AND NOW LOSING
GROUND AND THE LEAD TO THE CAREFREE COLT IN FRONT
A LONG WAY BACK IS THUNDER CAT, AND ANOTHER GAP TO CIGARSHOP
AS THE DEFENDING CHAMP SEES HIS REPEAT CHANCES DISAPPEARING
QUICKLY UP AHEAD AS ROAMIN'S TAIL CAN HARDLY BE SEEN
IT'S EVEN FARTHER BACK TO BLUNNY WHO SEEMS TO HAVE
LEFT HIS ''ENERGIZER BATTERY CHARGER'' BACK AT THE BARN
AND RUFFIAN WHO LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZING IN STALL
TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL TRAIL THE FIELD
APPEARING TO BE HAVING MORE FUN FROLICKING THAN RUNNING!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN MOVIN LIKE AN 18-WHEELER ON THE OPEN HIGHWAY IS
LEAVING ''DUSTY-IN-THE-WIND'' AS THE FRISKY FILLY IS TRYING
TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY ROAMIN FOR BOTS FILLY GLORY ~
BUT SHE WILL HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS TO DO IT!
NO DOUBT WHO BOTS GLORY GOES TO THIS DAY: THE COLTS!
ROAMIN WHO IS RED HOT THIS SEASON, WINS YET ANOTHER ONE!
A DRAMATICALLY DISAPPOINTED DUSTY IN 2nd
WILL TAKE THE BRIDESMAID GOWN INSTEAD OF THE CROWN
THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3rd
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, NO 'SMOKIN' IN THE PENTHOUSE
WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: SUPURR-IN-CHARGE}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATS ~ CATNIP ~ CHIPPENDALES & CALCULATOR
NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING
ROAMIN = $74.30
*Brings BOTS Glory For The COLTS
DUSTY = $56.60
*Strong Start ~ Frustrating Final Furlongs
THUNDER CAT = $42.70
*Strong Contender For 2019 Bodacious Bouquet Honors
{{DC}} CIGARSHOP = $32
*Where's There's Smoke ~ Not Always Big Fire
But Steals The Golden Ring!
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
BLUNNY = $30.70
*Energizer Battery Charger = Lost In The Barn
RUFFIAN = $28.40
*Inner Cheetah Snoozin In Stall
TIGER DANCER = $16
*More Fun Doin The 4-step With Cruzan Than Running
CRUZAN = $11.20
*Dog House Repeat Champ!
Double Doggie Biscuits!
WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM NEW MEXICO
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY AT ALBUQUERQUE RACETRACK
WILL BE THE BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE
FIERCE FEISTY FERVENT FILLYS VS: QUIRKY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA WHO ARE
TAKING R+R WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM RUNNING
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT 'SMOKE-FEST' AT THE WIRE!
TODAY IS ''WORLD CAT DAY'' ~ SO IT WILL BE INTERESTING
TO SEE IF ONE OF THE 'FILLY-CATS' CAN BRING FELINE GLORY?
THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
OUT FOR A QUICK EARLY LEAD ARE RUFFIAN & DUSTY
THE REMAINING 6 ARE TIGHTLY BUNCHED ACROSS THE TRACK
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
RUFFIAN NOT HANDLING THE TURN WELL AT ALL HAS DROPPED BACK
LEAVING DUSTY IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
BUT ROAMIN FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS HAS CAUGHT UP
TO THE FAST FILLY AND NOW THESE TWO LEAD THE WAY
IT'S ABOUT 13 LENGTHS WAY BACK TO THE 'NOT-SO-ENERGIZED-BLUNNY'
AND ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS TO RUFFIAN ~ THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP
THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN BEGINNING TO SHOW A LOT MORE POWER THAN DUSTY
WHO APPEARS TO BE GETTING A BIT LEG WEARY, AND NOW LOSING
GROUND AND THE LEAD TO THE CAREFREE COLT IN FRONT
A LONG WAY BACK IS THUNDER CAT, AND ANOTHER GAP TO CIGARSHOP
AS THE DEFENDING CHAMP SEES HIS REPEAT CHANCES DISAPPEARING
QUICKLY UP AHEAD AS ROAMIN'S TAIL CAN HARDLY BE SEEN
IT'S EVEN FARTHER BACK TO BLUNNY WHO SEEMS TO HAVE
LEFT HIS ''ENERGIZER BATTERY CHARGER'' BACK AT THE BARN
AND RUFFIAN WHO LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SNOOZING IN STALL
TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL TRAIL THE FIELD
APPEARING TO BE HAVING MORE FUN FROLICKING THAN RUNNING!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN MOVIN LIKE AN 18-WHEELER ON THE OPEN HIGHWAY IS
LEAVING ''DUSTY-IN-THE-WIND'' AS THE FRISKY FILLY IS TRYING
TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY ROAMIN FOR BOTS FILLY GLORY ~
BUT SHE WILL HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS TO DO IT!
NO DOUBT WHO BOTS GLORY GOES TO THIS DAY: THE COLTS!
ROAMIN WHO IS RED HOT THIS SEASON, WINS YET ANOTHER ONE!
A DRAMATICALLY DISAPPOINTED DUSTY IN 2nd
WILL TAKE THE BRIDESMAID GOWN INSTEAD OF THE CROWN
THUNDER CAT CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3rd
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, NO 'SMOKIN' IN THE PENTHOUSE
WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: SUPURR-IN-CHARGE}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATS ~ CATNIP ~ CHIPPENDALES & CALCULATOR
NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING
ROAMIN = $74.30
*Brings BOTS Glory For The COLTS
DUSTY = $56.60
*Strong Start ~ Frustrating Final Furlongs
THUNDER CAT = $42.70
*Strong Contender For 2019 Bodacious Bouquet Honors
{{DC}} CIGARSHOP = $32
*Where's There's Smoke ~ Not Always Big Fire
But Steals The Golden Ring!
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
BLUNNY = $30.70
*Energizer Battery Charger = Lost In The Barn
RUFFIAN = $28.40
*Inner Cheetah Snoozin In Stall
TIGER DANCER = $16
*More Fun Doin The 4-step With Cruzan Than Running
CRUZAN = $11.20
*Dog House Repeat Champ!
Double Doggie Biscuits!
WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM NEW MEXICO
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY