GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT SARATOGA RACE TRACK
OUR FEATURE EVENT CELEBRATING OUR BELOVED 'PEEPTOAD'
THE ''MZ PEEPERS'' STAKES
DEFENDING CHAMPION, THUNDER CAT, WILL HAVE A DETERMINED
DOZEN TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER THUNDERING ROAR TO VICTORY
THE LUCKY 13 ARE IN THE GATE, READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''MZ PEEPERS'' STAKES
OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD A QUICK QUARTET OF
ROAMIN, THE HIGH FLYING RAVEN ~
~ DUSTY ALONG WITH DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT
ONLY ANOTHER LENGTH BACK ARE CIGARSHOP & BLUNNY
THIS SPEEDY SIX WILL TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT IS NOW ONLY ONE ALONE ON THE LEAD
WITH AN INCREDIBLE SURGE OF SPEED & POWER
IT IS ROAMIN LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD IN SHOCK
IT'S ABOUT 13 UNLUCKY LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
BLUNNY IS JUST A LENGTH AHEAD OF DUSTY, PEEPTOAD & CIGARSHOP
FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT & RAVEN
ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK ARE EL PRADO & SENATOR
TRAILING FAR BACK IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
POST TIME MIKE, RUFFIAN, CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN CONTINUES ON HIS MERRY WAY UNCHALLENGED ~ SO FAR
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE GOING TO NEED A HIGH GEAR IF THEY WANNA CATCH THIS RUNAWAY CAREFREE CAPRICIOUS COLT IN FRONT!
PEEPTOAD & DUSTY ARE STARTING TO FIND THEIR BEST STRIDE
BUT STILL VERY FAR BACK
THE REST ARE IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ~ AT LEAST FOR NOW
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY AND NO CHALLENGERS
EVEN CLOSE APPEARS TO BE ON HIS WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE!
BUT HOLD ON FOLKS!
SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR ERUPTS FROM THE CROWD AS EVERYONE
IS UP ON THEIR FEET WITH EYES TURNED AWAY FROM THE COLT IN COMMAND, TO THE BACK WHERE WHAT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A
STAMPEDE FROM THE WYOMING FRONTIER DAYS!
WITH SUPURRR-SONIC-SPEED ~ SURGING FROM THE CLOUDS
IT'S RUFFIAN WHO LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' SUDDENLY ROAR
THUNDER CAT WITH AN EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE INTIMIDATING ROAR
OF HER OWN & TIGER DANCER ROARING ALONG WITH THE OTHER
TWO PHENOMENALLY FERVENTLY FAST FILLYS ARE FLYING UP
THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK IN HOT PURRRRSUIT OF ROAMIN!
PEEPTOAD & DUSTY CONTINUE TO GAIN GROUND
A LONE CONFIDENT, CAREFREE COLT WITH A THUNDERING
HERD OF 5 FEROCIOUSLY FEARLESS FILLYS GAINING ON HIM
WITH EVERY STRIDE CLOSING WHAT HAD BEEN AN INCREDIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE GAP TO A POSSIBLE OUTRAGEOUS UPSET!
SENATOR & CRUZAN FINALLY SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE ARE NEXT
CIGARSHOP SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT HIS 'LIGHTER' BACK AT THE BARN
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WITH A 1/2 CHARGED BATTERY
A FRUSTRATED RAVEN WITH WEARY WINGS
EL PRADO NOT LIKING THE TRACK AT ALL
AND POOR POST TIME MIKE ~ STRUGGLING FROM THE START
WILL BE EXAMINED BACK AT THE BARN JUST TO BE SURE!
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT ALL OUT AND NOW JUST
3 LENGTHS OFF OF THE CHARISMATIC COLT IN FRONT!
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER TRYING TO WRITE A NEW CHAPTER
OF THE ''BIG-CAT-DIARY'' WITH THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT AND
CLOSING LIKE A ''ZENYATTA'' REPLAY OF THE PAST!
CAN THE CLASSY, COURAGEOUS COLT FIND ENOUGH TO HOLD ON?
CAN THE FIERCE, FLAMBOYANT, FIXATED FILLYS FIND MORE?
THE ANSWER MY FRIENDS CAME QUICKLY & CONVINCINGLY!
ROAMIN THE CLASSY, CONFIDENT COLT, CROSSING THE WIRE
COMFORTABLY IN FRONT WHERE HE'S BEEN FROM THE GATE
DEFENDING CHAMP THUNDER CAT, IN A PHOTO FINISH, OUT-PURRRS
RUFFIAN FOR THE BRIDESMAID GOWN WHO BY A WISPY WHISKER
LEAVES TIGER DANCER HEADING FOR THE SHIRE & 'THE PRECIOUS'
ONE OF THE FIERCEST FINALES TO THE FINISH LINE THIS SEASON!
THIS TRACK ANNOUNCER IS STILL TRYING TO CATCH HER BREATH!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
CHECK ALL TICKETS FOR ERRORS
{{ Cats ~ Catnip ~ Chippendales & Calculator = Could Be Trouble }}
REPORT OBJECTIONS TO:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
ROAMIN = $121.70
*Classy ~ Confident ~ Capable Gate To Wire!
Ironically ~ A COLT Wins The Mz Peepers Stakes
{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $112.40
*Valiant Display Of Determination ~ A Winning Effort On Most Days!
RUFFIAN = $101.30
*A 'Faraway Kitten' Power & Cheetah Courage
TIGER DANCER = $98.40
*Slow Samba Into Fierce Fandango!
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
PEEPTOAD = $96.70
DUSTY = $95.30
SENATOR = $77.80 *Huge Improvement!
CRUZAN = $74.20
CIGARSHOP =$68.40
BLUNNY = $63.10
RAVEN = $46.30
EL PRADO = $39.20
POST TIME MIKE = $10.50
*So Close To A Golden Goose Egg! Now Just An Empty Nest
But ~ Ye Ole Dog House Awaits With Milk-Bone Biscuits, Vegas Dancers
And A Vast Buffet of Crunchy Kibble!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM SARATOGA
