GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT CHURCHILL DOWNS
WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD, WILL BE
TRYING TO 'LEAP' INTO THE 3-PEAT RECORD BOOK
OR IF SHE FAILS THAT DIFFICULT TASK ~
SHE ''LEAPS'' INTO THE 'FROSTED WHISKER' RECORDS
CELEBRATING THIS ELUSIVE TASK FOR PEEPTOAD
FEATURE EVENT
THE '' LEAPING OR LETHARGIC '' STAKES
THE ENERGIZED ELEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''LEAPING OR LETHARGIC'' STAKES
OUT FOR A HUGE LEAD IS A PAIR OF CAREFREE QUIK COLTS
ROAMIN & CRUZIN LEAVING THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE
BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO AND ANYTHING CAN
AND USUALLY DOES HAPPEN BEFORE THE WIRE COMES
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT IS NOW ROAMIN ALONE ON THE LEAD AFTER CRUZAN
FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN WELL LOSING MOMENTUM
DROPPING BACK QUICKLY
POST TIME MIKE + DUSTY ARE 3 LENGTHS BEHIND CRUZAN
IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT
FAR BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE 4 FLUSTERED FILLYS
EL PRADO ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER
AND THE DEFENDING CHAMP, PEEPTOAD ~ WHO SO FAR
HAS NOT MANAGED TO LOCATE HER BEST 'LEAPING' ENERGY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
BUT NOW THE CLOSERS ARE COMING FAST & FURIOUS!
CIGARSHOP & DUSTY LIKE A PAIR OF ROCKETS
BUT SUDDENLY THAT DUO IS OVERTAKEN BY AN EVEN
FASTER EXPLOSION OF POWER BY POST TIME MIKE!
THE CLEARLY COMPETITIVE COLT HAS QUICKLY TAKEN
COMMAND OF THE LEAD CONVINCINGLY
DUSTY IS NEXT WITH A SMOKIN HOT CIGARSHOP ON HER TAIL
ROAMIN IS STILL IN IT WITH GOOD ENERGY
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & BLUNNY
FOLLOWED A LONG WAY BACK BY THUNDER CAT, RUFFIAN, EL PRADO
EVEN FARTHER BACK JUST DAWDLING ALONG IN TURTLE-TIME
NOT 'LEAPING-TOAD-TIME' IS DEFENDING CHAMP ~ PEEPTOAD
SEEING A 3 PEAT TROPHY DISAPPEARING IN THE DISTANCE
KEEPING HER COMPANY IS TIGER DANCER
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
POST TIME MIKE ON HIS WAY TO VICTORY BUT SUDDENLY
CIGARSHOP IS POSING A TREMENDOUS CHALLENGE OF
SPEED & POWER CLOSING IN ON THE COLT IN THE LEAD
THESE 2 CONTENTIOUS COLTS NOW IN A MATCH RACE
HEADING TO THE WIRE NECK AND NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
DUSTY IS NEXT WITH A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE OF
CATCHING THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET' IN THE SHOW SPOT
ROAMIN MAY HAVE TO FEND OFF CRUZAN FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
HERE'S THE WIRE: TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
HOLD ALL TICKETS: PHOTO FINISH & OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD ~ 2 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE
STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLY & LISTENING TO OBJECTIONS
LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
$$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE 'LEAPING OR LETHARGIC' STAKES
{{ REPORT ALL $$ OBJECTIONS TO: CHIEF-CAT-IN-CHARGE }}
(
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net )
POST TIME MIKE = $105.80 ~ KING OF CHURCHILL DOWNS
*Incredible Closing Run!
Was Heard Humming 'Magic In The Air Tonight' For Some Odd Reason!
On His Way To The Winner's Circle
CIGARSHOP = $101.10 ~ BRIDESMAID OF THE DAY
*Smokin In The Stretch!
DUSTY = $75.80 ~ CATCHES THE 'BODACIOUS BOUQUET'
*Excellent Effort
ROAMIN = $60.40 ~ STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
*Strong 1st Half ~ Lost Focus In Final Furlongs
===== ALSO RAN =====
CRUZAN = $55.40
BLUNNY = $52.40
THUNDER CAT = $20.50
RUFFIAN = $20.40
EL PRADO = $17.60
{{DC x 2 }} PEEPTOAD = $9.80
*** MISSES THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
BUT RECEIVES A HIGHLY REGARDED 'FROSTED WHISKER' AWARD
JUST MISSES A TRIP THE COLOSSAL CAT HOUSE!
TIGER DANCER = $4.40
*Has The Cat House All To Herself ~
Catnip & Meow Mix Buffet
Chippendale Dancers On The Way
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
