GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY ON THE 13th OF THE MONTH
IT IS ALSO DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN'S FAVE NUMBER~
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
''LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT!'' STAKES
AN EXCITED ENERGETIC ELEVEN WILL CHALLENGE THE RUFF ONE
TRYING TO CONTAIN HER 'INNER CHEETAH' FROM RUNNIN WILD!
THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN
AWAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT' STAKES
IT'S A FRISKY FAST FIVE OUT FOR A BIG LEAD
RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ~ EL PRADO & TIGER DANCER
PEEPTOAD IS LEAPING TO HER BEST STRIDE,
QUICKLY JOINING THE FIVE IN FRONT
IT'S JUST ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS TO THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY
TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
CATALINA ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN
WHO HAVE NOT TURNED UP THEIR SPEED GEAR YET
BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO & ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
AND OFTEN DOES JUST WHEN WE THINK WE KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THE FRISKY FIVE OUT OF THE GATE ARE NOW A FEISTY FOUR
RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO ~ CIGARSHOP
PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY & BLUNNY
MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER OF RUNNERS ABOUT 7 LENGTHS BACK
STILL TRAILING AND NOT FINDING THEIR BEST 'GEAR' YET
CATALINA ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN & CRUZAN
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A SUPURR-SATURDAY-STAMPEDE!
DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, TURNING HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE
HAS TAKEN OVER THE LEAD BUT WITH A HOT TO TROT FIERCE 5
ON THE CHAMPION'S TAIL
JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY
CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ PEEPTOAD & EL PRADO
BLUNNY FAILING TO CHARGE UP HIS 'ENERGIZER BATTERY IS NEXT
NOW JOINED BY A LATE RUNNING CATALINA
DUSTY ~ POST TIME MIKE & ROAMIN ARE NEXT BUT FAR BACK
AND CRUZAN IS JUST MEANDERING ALONG, APPARENTLY MORE
MESMERIZED AT THE CROWD IN THE INFIELD, THAN RUNNING!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
RUFFIAN IS IN FOR THE ROAR OF HER LIFE NOW SURROUNDED
BY THE SMOKE OF CIGARSHOP, THE FIERCE FELINE FILLY DUO OF
THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER ~ THE LEAPING PEEPTOAD & EL PRADO
THIS IS GONNA GO RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE FOLKS!
IT'S A SENSATIONAL, SIZZLIN SIX ACROSS THE TRACK!
ANY OF THE SIX CAN WIN IT ALL!
TOTE BOARD IS LIT UP LIKE A JULY 4TH FIRECRACKER SHOW!
6 TRAINERS RUSHING ONTO THE FIELD + 6 JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES!
THIS IS GONNA TAKE AWHILE FOLKS TO SORT IT ALL OUT SO
RELAX ~ CHILL ~ DON'T TEAR UP YOUR TICKETS
HOPE FOR WHO YA WANT ~ BUT PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT!
FINALLY! THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING!
THE DEFENDING CHAMPION'S 'INNER CHEETAH' RAN OUT OF ROAR
ANOTHER FLAMBOYANT FELINE HAS STOLEN THE RACE!!!
THUNDER CAT WITH A PHENOMENAL FLOURISH OF FOCUS
HAS OUT-SMOKED THE CIGARSHOP CHALLENGE BY THE SLIMMEST OF WISPY WHISKERS LEAVING HIS CONNECTIONS HEADING TO THE BAR!
ALTHOUGH THE COMPLIANT COLT SEEMS CONTENT
BEING SURROUNDED BY 3 FLASHY FELINE FILLYS!
RUFFIAN APPEARING DISGRUNTLED & DEJECTED WINDS UP
CATCHING THE BODACIOUS BOUQET INSTEAD OF GLORY!
MOVE OVER, GRUMPY CAT, THERE'S A NEW FROWN IN TOWN!
TIGER DANCER STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'
WATCH OUT GOLLUM ~ U AIN'T NO MATCH FOR A TIGER!
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH IN THE "LUCKY 13 ~ OR NOT" STAKES
{{ REPORT OBJECTIONS TO GRUMPY CAT aka RUFFIAN }}
(
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)
THUNDER CAT = $64
*Amazing Turn Of Foot In Final Furlong!
CIGARSHOP = $63.60
*Where's 'Fitty-Cent' When Ya Need It!
{DC} RUFFIAN = $57.40
*Gonna Have A Long Roar With Her 'Inner-Cheetah' Back At The Barn!
TIGER DANCER = $55.20
*Consistent Feline Footwork Gate To Wire
ALSO RAN
PEEPTOAD = $53
EL PRADO = $50.20
BLUNNY = $39.40
CATALINA = $38.40
DUSTY = $30.20
POST TIME MIKE = $26.80
ROAMIN = $21.20
CRUZAN = $4.20 {Mmmmmmmmm! 420 eh?}
*Misses A Repeat Golden Goose Egg By A Colt Nostril Hair!
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND WISHING EVERYONE
A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME!
