MIDWEEK-MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 3/7 *RESULTS* @ SAM HOUSTON

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO DUSTY WHO 'DUSTED' THE FIELD VERY CONVINCINGLY
REMINDING HER LONG TIME LOYAL FANS, WHY SHE WAS 2010 HOTY

VENUE CHOICE: SAM HOUSTON
TEXAS TEA-TIME = 12:20 CENTRAL TIME ZONE
11:20 AM MT // 1:20 PM ET // 10:20 AM PT

FEATURE EVENT: THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES = BOTS DAY

SCOREKEEPER:

REPEAT DOG HOUSE KEY HOLDER, CRUZAN HAS A LOT GOING ON
SO THE RUFFZILLA WILL STEP IN TO BRING THE RACE CALL RESULTS

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THAN ERRR THEN SEE = D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM SAM HOUSTON RACECOURSE

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS THE BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
COLTS VS: FILLYS GENDER CHALLENGE


WITH A LATE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET, DUSTY THE DEFENDING CHAMP
WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO STOP A REPEAT VICTORY

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

IT'S A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP HEADING TO THE TURN AS
NOBODY APPEARS TO WANT THE LEAD YET

IT'S THUNDER CAT AND BLUNNY HITTING THE TURN FIRST
CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY
CIGARSHOP ~ TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY ~ CATALINA

CRUZAN AND RUFFIAN ARE ONLY A LENGTH BACK
3 LENGTHS COVERS THE FIELD WITH NOBODY SHOWING SPEED YET

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

THE 8 HAVE FINALLY SEPARATED THEMSELVES INTO
THE SPEEDSTERS AND THE SNAILS ~ TORTOISE & HARE

CATALINA SHOWING GOOD ENERGY NOW LEADS THE WAY
WITH A SPEEDY CIGARSHOP RIGHT ON HER TAIL!


IT'S AN ENERGIZER-BLUNNY NEXT WITH FULLY CHARGED BATTERY!

ABOUT 3 LENGTHS BACK IS THE FRISKY FELINE FILLY DUO OF
THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER NOW JOINED BY DUSTY

ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE RUFFIAN & CRUZAN
WHO SO FAR ARE SHOWING LITTLE SPEED OR ENTHUSIASM

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

CATALINA STILL IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD AND SHOWING
NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN WITH A HOT-TO-TROT CIGARSHOP
BREATHING DOWN HER NECK


IT'S A GOOD WAY BACK TO BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT STILL IN
WITH A CHANCE FOR SOME MONEY

TIGER DANCER & DUSTY ARE NEXT AS THE TORTOISE-TWOSOME
OF RUFFIAN AND CRUZAN TRAIL THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT

WITH THE WIRE IN SIGHT, CATALINA IS ALL OUT WITH A NEW FOUND
ENERGY AND DETERMINATION TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS

AN EQUALLY ENTHUSIASTIC CIGARSHOP IS STILL IN WITH A SHOT
AT BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS & SHOWING NO SIGNS OF GIVING UP

SUDDENLY THE HUGE ROAR OF LADIES HIGHER TONES IN THE STANDS
INSPIRES THE FIERCE FILLY IN FRONT TO GIVE ONE LAST FINAL SURGE
OF SPEED & DETERMINATION TO PUT HER PRETTY NOSE ON THE WIRE


CIGARSHOP WITH AN EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE FINAL CLOSING KICK IS 2ND

ENERGIZER-BLUNNY JUST A HOP AHEAD OF THUNDER CAT FOR 3RD
WITH THUNDER CAT STEALING 'THE PRECIOUS'

SO CONGRATS BOTS GLORY GOES TO THE 'FELINE' FILLYS TODAY
EVEN THO IT IS THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE DOG!


======== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH =========

CATALINA = $84.60
*Excellent Form Gate To Wire

CIGARSHOP = $76.40
*Strong Effort

BLUNNY = $47.30
*Excellent 1st Half ~ Battery 1/2 Charged In 2nd Half

THUNDER CAT = $42.20
*Misses The Show Spot By A Kitty Whisker

===== ALSO RAN =====

TIGER DANCER = $39

(DC) DUSTY = $33.10
*On Fire In First Half ~ Fizzled Out Later On

CRUZAN = $24.70

RUFFIAN = $23.90
*Cheetah Snoozin At The Spa?
Those Aussie Dancers & Catnip Are Too Tuff To Resist For This Filly!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM THE LONE STAR STATE
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

STATS NOW SHOW THAT CELL PHONES CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS
THAN BOOZE ~ SO REMEMBER: NO CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!