:
**CONGRATS TO ---> THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER
WHO HELD OFF A DETERMINED 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IN THE FINAL FURLONG
TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS
VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK
**FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE TEARFUL MEMORY STAKES
POST TIME: 7:O7 CENTRAL TIME / 6:07 MT / 5:07 PT / 8:07 EDT
: (*Dontcha Just Love That :07 => Not 7:05 ~ 7:15 ) :
SCORE-KEEPER:
SCORING FROM THE CATNIP - CHIPPENDALE CASTLE {aka: CAT HOUSE}
WILL BE THE CAT LADY HERSELF ~ RUFFIAN ~
WHO MAY NEED AN INTERVENTION SOON
DUE TO CATNIP OR CHIPPENDALE ADDICTION!
(OR BOTH? WE MAY NEVER BE SURE ON THAT)
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SILLY TO NOT CHECK OUT
U MAY BE WRONG ON SOMETHING
SO WHY DQ AND THEN POUT!
MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/11 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK
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**RESULTS**
GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT REMINGTON PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE 'TEARFUL MEMORY STAKES'
WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET
PLUS NO UPDATE FROM THE CONNECTIONS OF STARK ~
TIGER DANCER WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS
TO TRY AND PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY
BY THIS 'FILLY ON FIRE' LATELY
THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY
EXCEPT FOR THE RAUCOUS, RAMBUNCTIOUS RUFFIAN
WHO YET AGAIN IS BEING A NAUGHTY GIRL
PERHAPS JUST TO REMIND THE FANS OF HER MAMA: SHENANIGANS
ADDITIONAL HANDLERS PLUS A SPRIG OF CATNIP
HAVE CONVINCED THE FRISKY FILLY TO ENTER HER GATE
FINALLY WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'TEARFUL MEMORY' STAKES....
LIKE A ROCKET HEADING FOR OUTER SPACE
DUSTY LEAVES THE REST OF THE FIELD STUNNED
AS SHE TAKES COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD
HEADING INTO THE TURN BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY IS
DEFENDING CHAMP --> TIGER DANCER GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
AS THE REST ARE FAR BEHIND IN THE EARLY GOING
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
TIGER DANCER HAS CAUGHT UP WITH DUSTY
AND THESE 2 FILLYS LEAD THE WAY
AS CATALINA IS JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK
IT'S A HUGE GAP TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ KY BLUE CATS
AS RUFFIAN IS JUST MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
APPARENTLY CLUELESS SHE IS EVEN IN A RACE!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
TIGER DANCER SPOOKED AT SOMETHING ON THE TRACK
LOSING EARLY MOMENTUM AND IS DROPPING BACK
LEAVING DUSTY ALONE ON THE LEAD
THUNDER CAT -&- CATALINA NOW KICKING INTO HIGH GEAR
HAVE BOTH PASSED A TIRING TIGER DANCER
IT'S 5 LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY -&- KY BLUE CATS
WITH CIGARSHOP ANOTHER LENGTH BEHIND THAT DUO
RUFFIAN IS STILL MEANDERING
DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CATALINA TURNING UP THE HEAT
IS NOW NECK -&- NECK WITH DUSTY
THUNDER CAT GETTING LEG WEARY
IS NOW 4 LENGTHS BACK
TIGER DANCER STILL SHOWING SOME TENACITY
IS JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND THUNDER CAT
AS THESE 4 FILLYS HEAD TO THE WIRE
~AND NOT A COLT IN SIGHT~
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
DUSTY -&- CATALINA TURNING THIS INTO
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL! HOLD ALL TICKETS!
STEWARDS ARE EXAMINING THE REPLAY
THEY ARE TAKING SUCH A LONG TIME SO THE PHOTO MAY
INDEED BE A FAIRLY RARE DEAD HEAT FOR THE WIN
LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
OFFICIAL RESULTS NOW UP:
BY THE TINIEST OF KITTY WHISKERS
.... IT IS CATALINA OVER DUSTY
....THUNDER CAT HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW SPOT
DEFENDING CHAMP ~TIGER DANCER~
FAILS TO GAIN A REPEAT VICTORY
BUT DOES STILL MANAGE TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS!
~~~ 
A FAB FILLY FOURSOME SUPURRRFECTA
(WHERE'S REAL QUIET -&- STARK WHEN YA NEED EM, EH!)
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ CATALINA === $59.80
*Dynamic Closing Run!
2nd ~ DUSTY === $59.20 (OUCH!)
*Awesome Gate To Wire Effort!
Just Missing by A Head Bob Or Shorter Nose!
3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $49.60
*Sluggish 1st Half ~ Intense Effort Final Furlongs
4th ~ TIGER DANCER (DC) === $44.20
*Impressive 1st Half Until Spooking At A Shadow!
(Early Halloween Ghosties Perhaps?)
~ALSO RAN~
BLUNNY === $38.00
KY BLUE CATS === $31.00
CIGARSHOP === $23.20
RUFFIAN === $4.60 {Not even enough for a decent bag of Catnip} --
*Just Misses A Golden Goose Egg ~ Repeat Key To Cat House
Intervention On The Horizon! Catnip-Chippendale Addiction!
**************************************************
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM REMINGTON PARK
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
STATISTICS NOW SHOW MORE ACCIDENTS DUE TO
PHONES -- NOT BOOZE -- NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
~~~~ 
GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT REMINGTON PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE:
THE 'TEARFUL MEMORY STAKES'
WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET
PLUS NO UPDATE FROM THE CONNECTIONS OF STARK ~
TIGER DANCER WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS
TO TRY AND PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY
BY THIS 'FILLY ON FIRE' LATELY
THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY
EXCEPT FOR THE RAUCOUS, RAMBUNCTIOUS RUFFIAN
WHO YET AGAIN IS BEING A NAUGHTY GIRL
PERHAPS JUST TO REMIND THE FANS OF HER MAMA: SHENANIGANS
ADDITIONAL HANDLERS PLUS A SPRIG OF CATNIP
HAVE CONVINCED THE FRISKY FILLY TO ENTER HER GATE
FINALLY WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'TEARFUL MEMORY' STAKES....
LIKE A ROCKET HEADING FOR OUTER SPACE
DUSTY LEAVES THE REST OF THE FIELD STUNNED
AS SHE TAKES COMMAND OF A HUGE LEAD
HEADING INTO THE TURN BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY IS
DEFENDING CHAMP --> TIGER DANCER GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
AS THE REST ARE FAR BEHIND IN THE EARLY GOING
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
TIGER DANCER HAS CAUGHT UP WITH DUSTY
AND THESE 2 FILLYS LEAD THE WAY
AS CATALINA IS JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK
IT'S A HUGE GAP TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ KY BLUE CATS
AS RUFFIAN IS JUST MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
APPARENTLY CLUELESS SHE IS EVEN IN A RACE!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
TIGER DANCER SPOOKED AT SOMETHING ON THE TRACK
LOSING EARLY MOMENTUM AND IS DROPPING BACK
LEAVING DUSTY ALONE ON THE LEAD
THUNDER CAT -&- CATALINA NOW KICKING INTO HIGH GEAR
HAVE BOTH PASSED A TIRING TIGER DANCER
IT'S 5 LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY -&- KY BLUE CATS
WITH CIGARSHOP ANOTHER LENGTH BEHIND THAT DUO
RUFFIAN IS STILL MEANDERING
DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CATALINA TURNING UP THE HEAT
IS NOW NECK -&- NECK WITH DUSTY
THUNDER CAT GETTING LEG WEARY
IS NOW 4 LENGTHS BACK
TIGER DANCER STILL SHOWING SOME TENACITY
IS JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND THUNDER CAT
AS THESE 4 FILLYS HEAD TO THE WIRE
~AND NOT A COLT IN SIGHT~
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
DUSTY -&- CATALINA TURNING THIS INTO
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL! HOLD ALL TICKETS!
STEWARDS ARE EXAMINING THE REPLAY
THEY ARE TAKING SUCH A LONG TIME SO THE PHOTO MAY
INDEED BE A FAIRLY RARE DEAD HEAT FOR THE WIN
LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
OFFICIAL RESULTS NOW UP:
BY THE TINIEST OF KITTY WHISKERS
.... IT IS CATALINA OVER DUSTY
....THUNDER CAT HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW SPOT
DEFENDING CHAMP ~TIGER DANCER~
FAILS TO GAIN A REPEAT VICTORY
BUT DOES STILL MANAGE TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS!
A FAB FILLY FOURSOME SUPURRRFECTA
(WHERE'S REAL QUIET -&- STARK WHEN YA NEED EM, EH!)
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ CATALINA === $59.80
*Dynamic Closing Run!
2nd ~ DUSTY === $59.20 (OUCH!)
*Awesome Gate To Wire Effort!
Just Missing by A Head Bob Or Shorter Nose!
3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $49.60
*Sluggish 1st Half ~ Intense Effort Final Furlongs
4th ~ TIGER DANCER (DC) === $44.20
*Impressive 1st Half Until Spooking At A Shadow!
(Early Halloween Ghosties Perhaps?)
~ALSO RAN~
BLUNNY === $38.00
KY BLUE CATS === $31.00
CIGARSHOP === $23.20
RUFFIAN === $4.60 {Not even enough for a decent bag of Catnip} --
*Just Misses A Golden Goose Egg ~ Repeat Key To Cat House
Intervention On The Horizon! Catnip-Chippendale Addiction!
**************************************************
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM REMINGTON PARK
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
STATISTICS NOW SHOW MORE ACCIDENTS DUE TO
PHONES -- NOT BOOZE -- NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~