GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
LIVE FROM WOODBINE RACETRACK IN CANADA
SEPTEMBER IS 'HAPPY CAT MONTH'
HONORING THAT CELEBRATION OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
THE MEOWZADOODLE MARATHON
UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE MISSING A FEW OF OUR
REGULAR RUNNERS DUE TO VARIOUS REASONS
CIGARSHOP & STARK OFF ON R&R ~ THO NOT TOGETHER
CATALINA ALSO TAKING A BREAK TO REGENERATE ENERGY
THUNDER CAT WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
WITH 8 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT THAT
RAVEN RETURNS AFTER A VERY LONG LAY OFF MUCH
TO THE DELIGHT OF HIS MANY DEVOTED FANS!
7 ARE IN THE GATE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR RUFFIAN
AND DUSTY TO STOP THEIR SHENANIGANS!
SOME DAYS THESE FILLYS ARE FRISKY ~ FRACTIOUS & FRIVOLOUS!
SOME PEPPERMINTS AND A LIL PAT ON THE BACK END HAS
CONVINCED THE SILLY FILLYS TO GO ON IN
AND AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE MEOWZADOODLE MARATHON
OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS PEEPTOAD ABOUT 6 LENGTHS
IN FRONT OF THUNDER CAT, DUSTY AND POST TIME MIKE
TIGER DANCER ~ REAL QUIET & BLUNNY ARE NEXT
RAVEN BACK FROM A LONG LAY OFF IS NEXT FOLLOWED
BY RUFFIAN WHO IS MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME WITH A DRAMATIC CHANGE
TIGER DANCER HAS ROARED TO THE FRONT WITH POST-TIME-MIKE RIGHT AT HER TAIL AS THESE 2 LEAD THE WAY WITH BLISTERING
HOT FRACTIONS SEPARATING THEMSELVES FROM THE REST
PEEPTOAD STILL RUNNING STRONGLY IS NEXT BUT NOW
10 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING DUO
RAVEN WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF SPEED HAS JOINED PEEPTOAD
MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF HIS FANS WHO HAVE GREATLY MISSED
SEEING THIS COLT BACK ON THE TRACK!
IT'S ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT & REAL QUIET
A TRIO OF TURTLE PACED 'RUNNERS' ARE IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
WAY FAR BACK ~ DUSTY ~ BLUNNY & RUFFIAN SHOWING NO SPEED
OR INTEREST IN RUNNING YET
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
TIGER DANCER & POST TIME MIKE NECK & NECK ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE
PEEPTOAD STARTING TO LOOK LEG WEARY IS DROPPING BACK
RAVEN STILL MOVING WELL BUT NOT GAINING ON THE LEADERS
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
TIGER DANCER & POST TIME MIKE SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWIN DOWN
REAL QUIET PICKING UP THE PACE IS GAINING SOME GROUND
THUNDER CAT ALSO FINDING HER BEST STRIDE NOW
RAVEN IS JUST ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
BLUNNY JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND RAVEN
PEEPTOAD NOW 3RD FROM THE BACK
DUSTY & RUFFIAN STILL FROLICKING FROM THE GATE SHOWING
ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN RUNNING AT ALL TODAY!
PERHAPS WHEN THEY HEARD THE WORD 'MARATHON'
FIGURED THAT WAS TOO FAR AND TOO MUCH ENERGY NEEDED?
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS THE DUO IN THE LEAD ARE HEADING FOR THE WIRE IN WHAT MAY RESULT AS A RARE DEAD-HEAT VICTORY
SUDDENLY THE CROWD SEEMS TO BE LOOKING IN THE OTHER
DIRECTION AT A ''BLUR'' MOVING UP THE RAIL WITH AN INCREDIBLE
ACCELERATION OF SPEED GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
THE ''BLUR'' TURNS OUT TO BE DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WHO FINALLY DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT ON THE FRONT RUNNING DUO AND TRY TO FIRE RIGHT INTO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE!
SHE IS CLOSING FASTER THAN A SPEEDING ZENYATTA ~
BUT IS IT TOO LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THE FIREY FILLY
THE THUNDER CAT HAS ROARED PASSED REAL QUIET
SHE HAS PASSED POST TIME MIKE WHO SUDDENLY JUMPED AN IMAGINARY SOMETHING ON THE TRACK, LEAVING TIGER DANCER
DANCING ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD
ONLY THE DANCING TIGER IN THE LEAD STANDS BETWEEN
A VICTORY REPEAT OR A DISAPPOINTING 2ND PLACE FINISH
THE TIGER AND THE THUNDER CAT IN A NEW 'VERSION' OF
THE 'BIG CAT DIARIES' ROARING TO THE WIRE
FREAKY FAST FILLYS ON FIRE!
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AND WITH ONE FINAL SUPER SURGE
OF SPEED THE TIGER HAS ROARED THE ANSWER LEAVING NO DOUBT
OF WHO WILL PURRRRRR IN THE PENTHOUSE TONIGHT!
THUNDER CAT WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF FOOT AND A ROAR OF
HER OWN SHOWING DYNAMIC DETERMINATION IN THE FINAL FURLONGS
FINISHING 2ND JUST A HEAD OF POST-TIME-MIKE WHOSE CONNECTIONS
WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HE SPOOKED AT ON THE TRACK?
REAL QUIET VERY GAME AT THE END, STEALS THE PRECIOUS
HOW SIGNIFICANT IT IS THAT DURING 'HAPPY CAT MONTH'
IN THE 'MEOWZADOODLE MARATHON' ~
TIZ A TIGER & A THUNDER-CAT ROARING TO THE WIRE
ANOTHER SYNCHRONICITY IS THAT RUFFIAN'S 'INNER~CHEETAH'
WON THE FIRST SUPURRR SATURDAY IN 'HAPPY CAT MONTH!'
TO ADD ANOTHER PURRRR TO THE 'BIG CAT DIARIES'
MEOW MEOW MEOW
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
TIGER DANCER = $82
*A Mighty Roar Gate To Wire
(DC) THUNDER CAT = $74.70
*Impressive Late Closing Kick Just Missing A Repeat Win
POST TIME MIKE = $70.50
*Super-Sonic-Speed From The Gate
Only An Imaginary 'Something' To Stop A Sensational Effort!
REAL QUIET = $62.70
*Moderate First Half ~ Impressive Closing Run
ALSO RAN
5) RAVEN = $55.50
*Does The #5 Mean Anything Significantly To This Colt?
BLUNNY = $51.70
*No Speed 1st Half ~ Best Effort Final Furlongs
PEEPTOAD = $49
*Amazing 1st Half ~ Too Long A Distance Perhaps To Maintain
DUSTY = $18.90
*Moderate 1st Half ~ Tired Badly Half-Way Thru
RUFFIAN = $13.80
*NO Interest In Running At All!
Headed To Cat House For Cheetah Chow, Catnip & Chippendales
(Perhaps Her Game Plan All Along?)
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ANY OBJECTIONS TO THE CATZILLA IN CHARGE
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE! *
