SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 8/19 **RESULTS** @ SARATOGA

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY @ SARATOGA

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' STAKES
WHERE TIGER DANCER WILL ATTEMPT TO 'ROAR' AGAIN

THERE ARE 10 RUNNING WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO STOP HER!

THE HORSES ARE STANDING QUIETLY IN THE GATE
AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE'

IT'S A 6 HORSE STAMPEDE TO THE TURN OF RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ REAL QUIET

A LOT OF BUMPING & THUMPING GOIN ON WITH RUFFIAN
GETTING THE WORST OF IT FROM BOTH SIDES

IT'S JUST 2 LENGTHS BACK TO STARK & DUSTY
WHO MANAGED TO AVOID THE STAMPEDE IN FRONT

THAT DUO IS FOLLOWED BY CATALINA & THUNDER CAT

DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER REARED (NOT ROARED) WHEN
HER GATE OPENED SPOTTING THE FIELD A HUGE ADVANTAGE

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

OUT OF THE 6 TO THE TURN ONLY ONE EMERGED SO FAR IN FRONT
THAT THE RACE MAY INDEED HAVE ALREADY BEEN WON!

A SUPER-SONIC SURGE OF SPEED AND POWER HAS PUT REAL QUIET
SO FAR IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THE RUNNERS HE COULD
PROBABLY JUST SLOW DOWN TO A TROT TO THE WIRE

AT LEAST 20 LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY & PEEPTOAD

IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA ~ DUSTY
STARK ~ THUNDER CAT ~ RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ POST-TIME-MIKE
AS TIGER DANCER CONTINUES TO AMBLE ALONG LIKE A SNAIL

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

REAL QUIET IS INCREASING HIS LEAD WITH A DRAMATIC, DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF SPEED, POWER, CONFIDENCE & A LIL BIT OF EXHIBITIONISM
BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING ~

A ONE HORSE EXTRAVAGANZA SHOW TO THE WIRE
AS TEN OTHERS HOPELESSLY FAR BACK ARE ONLY RUNNING
NOW FOR A PIECE OF THE PURSE!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

REAL QUIET IS NOW ABOUT 29 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF THE REST
DRUMMING UP MEMORIES OF SECRETARIAT'S BELMONT EVENT!

IT'S NOW PEEPTOAD WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SUDDEN INCREASE
OF SPEED LEAVING THE REST WELL BEHIND HER FLYING TAIL!

THE FIREY FILLY IS ALL OUT AND MOVING UP QUICKLY BUT IT'S
JUST TOO LITTLE TOO LATE TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT
WHO IS ANYTHING BUT 'REAL QUIET' TODAY!

IT'S ANOTHER 15 LENGTHS BEHIND PEEPTOAD BACK TO
DUSTY, FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT & CIGARSHOP
AS THESE 3 ARE RUNNING ONLY FOR THE SHOW SPOT MONEY

A HUGE GAP BACK TO BLUNNY, TIGER DANCER WHO FINALLY
REMEMBERED SHE WAS IN A RACE, STARK RIGHT ON HER TAIL,

EVEN FARTHER BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE
POST TIME MIKE ~ RUFFIAN & CATALINA

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AS REAL QUIET IS RUNNING ONE
OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE RACES WE'VE SEEN IN AWHILE
AND THE CROWD IS LOVIN IT!

AS HE CROSSES THE WIRE, HE LOOKS BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER
TO SEE ONLY A LONG STRETCH OF DIRT BEFORE HE SEES A HORSE

AND THAT ONE HORSE IS PEEPTOAD WHO WILL NOW WIN ANOTHER
BRIDESMAID TROPHY ~ HER 4th IN HER LAST 5 RACES!

DUSTY EASILY GETS THE SHOW SPOT MONEY
WHILE THUNDER CAT STEALS THE PRECIOUS

REAL QUIET = THE 'KING OF THE JUNGLE' BY A MILE
WHO DISPLAYED A 'ROAR' OF HIS OWN TODAY!

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

REAL QUIET = $131.20

PEEPTOAD = $80 & Another Bridesmaid Gown For Her Collection!

DUSTY = $64.90
*Found Her Best Stride In The Final Furlong Finishing Strongly

THUNDER CAT = $57.60
(*Gollum Seen Lurking Behind Bushes Kind Of Like Sean Spicer!)

ALSO RAN

CIGARSHOP= $50.60
*Off to a Slow Start, Found His Best Stride In The Home Stretch

BLUNNY = $48.30 (*Did He 'Offend' Gollum Last Time They Met?)

(DC) TIGER DANCER = $47.50
*RailBirds Distracted Her Attention Right Out Of The Gate
Before She Realized They Were Not REAL Birds!

STARK = $46
*Seemed To Like The View Right In Front Of Him

POST TIME MIKE = $33.20
*Appeared To Struggle With This Track Surface Today

RUFFIAN = $32.10
*Never Recovered From The Bumping & Thumping To The Turn

CATALINA = $27
*This Filly Seems To Be Getting 'Addicted' To The Cat House Atmosphere!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE LOST*