SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 6/24 @ LAUREL + OHIO DERBY + RESULTS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT ON AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY!

VENUE: LAUREL PARK FOR A TURF STAKES FESTIVAL
BONUS: THE OHIO DERBY => R8 @ THISTLEDOWNS

POST TIME: 1:10 EDT

PLEASE POST YOUR OHIO DERBY PIX AFTER THE LAUREL ENTRY

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

LUDICROUS + LOONY LOSERS

AM OFF TO SEE THE ''HAPPY FARM''
AND THE CATNIP THAT THEY GOT
CAUSE AFTER THAT I JUST WON'T CARE
IF MY HORSES DO WIN OR NOT

R1 >>> 6 3 5 2 7
TO DARE

DEMON BUSTER
WILLIE B MINE


R2 >>> 8 7 2 6 5
ORTIGA

FOLLOW THE PETALS
CROOKIT


R3 >>> 1 7 4 3 2
SPEED GRACER

GALAXY EXPRESS
SPECIAL ENVOY


R4 >>> 1 5 2 6 4
ANY COURT IN A STORM

GRANDE SHORES
STRUTH


R5 >>> 5 6 7 9 1
SECRET OR NOT

MAGICIAN'S VANITY
STREET MIZ


R6 >>> 11 9 8 3 1
LOOK WHO'S TALKING
(When Is She Not?)

THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU
LOVEABLE LADY (Layla / QrFluffl / AshAvAri)


R7 >>> 4 6 5 3 2
HAPPY FARM
*GhostZapper & Holy Bull = 2 Fave Sires!

UPLIFTING
EXPEDITED VISION


R8 >>> 4 2 6 1 7
WHAT A WILDCAT

RARE ART
TIZ OUR TIME


R9 >>> 1 2 11 3 12 *TUFFEST CHOICE OF ALL!
*WHY NOT BE QUEEN

*DO WHAT I SAY (Not As I Do)
NORTHERN ECLIPSE


R10 >>> 3 2 5 10 4
ROCKIN ON BYE

BLU MOON ACE
GRANDIFLORA


R11 >>> 5 6 2 3C (ae) 4D 1
*Dam By All Time #1 Fave Sire: BTA
EARLY GREY

TRUSTIFARIAN
ON THE WINGS // CROSS ROADS


*** OHIO DERBY ***
1 (ALL) 6 3 2 5
TALK LESS (HAHAHAHAHA! AS IF)
VIBE
GAME OVER

FAST & ACCURATE
UNTRAPPED

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR-SATURDAY AT LAUREL PARK

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
"THE CRUNCHY-CRAB-CAKES STAKES"

DEFENDING CHAMPION, THUNDER CAT WILL HAVE 8
TO CHALLENGE HER ATTEMPT AT A REPEAT VICTORY

ONLY 9 IN THE GATE TODAY WITH 3 LATE SCRATCHES
*DUSTY WHO IS TAKING A WELL DESERVED R -&- R BUT
WHO SHALL RETURN VERY SOON

*TIGER DANCER -&- REAL QUIET ARE BOTH MIA ~
BUT NOBODY'S TALKIN SO WE ARE CLUELESS!

THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE AND WE ARE
READY TO RUN

THEY'RE OFF -- IN THE CRUNCHY-CRAB-CAKES STAKES

IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD
CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT -&- PEEPTOAD

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A QUARTET WHO ARE
NOT EXACTLY SINGING A SPEEDY FRACTIONS TUNE
POST TIME MIKE ~ STARK ~ CATALINA -&- RUFFIAN

TRAILING THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING ARE:
BLUNNY -&- EL PRADO

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THE TRIO IN THE LEAD HAS CHANGED
CIGARSHOP FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN VERY WELL
AND IS DROPPING BACK

THE NEW TRIO LEADING THE WAY IS:
POST TIME MIKE A LENGTH IN FRONT OF PEEPTOAD
WHO IS ANOTHER LENGTH AHEAD OF THUNDER CAT

CIGARSHOP REGAINING HIS MOMENTUM IS 4 LENGTHS
BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING THREESOME

BLUNNY -&- EL PRADO HAVE INCREASED THEIR SPEED
MOVING UP LEAVING THE ''TAIL END'' OF THE FIELD TO STARK ~ CATALINA -&- RUFFIAN

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

POST TIME MIKE TURNING UP THE HEAT IS INCREASING
HIS LEAD OVER PEEPTOAD -&- THUNDER CAT
AS BOTH FILLYS ARE LOSING MOMENTUM NOW

AND ~ DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

POST TIME MIKE POURING IT ON NOW MAKING A
MOCKERY OF THE RACE LEADING BY 13 LENGTHS

CATALINA -&- PEEPTOAD STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS ~ SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR
FROM THE CROWD HAS US LOOKING AT THE BACK
OF THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED FIELD TO SEE WHAT IS
CAUSING THE UPROAR IN THE STANDS

LIKE TWIN TORNADOES, STARK -&- CATALINA
HAVE SUDDENLY THUNDERED PAST EVERYONE IN FRONT OF
THEM WITH ONLY THE TAIL OF POST TIME MIKE WAY AHEAD

AND NOW IT'S EL PRADO WHO HAS JOINED THAT DUO
TRYING TO CATCH THE COURAGEOUS COLT ON THE LEAD
WHOSE FIERCE DETERMINATION IS MAKING IT CLEAR
THAT NOBODY WILL CATCH HIM TODAY!

IT WILL BE A TIGHT PHOTO FINISH FOR PLACE / SHOW
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE
TRAINERS RUSHING ONTO THE FIELD


HOLD ALL TICKETS FOLKS: THIS MAY BE AWHILE!

OK ~ LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
ALL OBJECTIONS HAVE BEEN DISMISSED
LEAVING 2 TRAINERS VERY DISGRUNTLED!


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$


1st ~ POST TIME MIKE == $79.00


2nd ~ EL PRADO ====== $60.60


3rd ~ STARK ======== $59.40


4th ~ CATALINA ====== $56.60 (Steals The Precious)


======== ALSO RAN =========

PEEPTOAD = $54.30

CIGARSHOP = $51.80

(DC) THUNDER CAT = $45.10

BLUNNY = $41.10

RUFFIAN = $30.20
*Last Seen Heading To The Cat House
For A Buffet of Meow Mix ~ Anchovies & Catnip


WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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