SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 6/10 *RESULTS* @ BELMONT

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO EL PRADO WHO DEMOLISHED THE COMPETITION
AS SHE WAS LOOKIN AT LUCKY IN THE FINAL FURLONG!

NO BRAIN BOGGLER TO FIGURE OUT THE VENUE THIS TIME

BELMONT STAKES WITH NOT SO LUCKY HORSES MISSING
THE BIG DAY ... SO SAD FOR THEIR CONNECTIONS TO HAVE
HOPES AND DREAMS SUDDENLY TURN TO NIGHTMARES

VENUE: BELMONT PARK

POST TIME: 11:35 EDT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

BODACIOUS ~ BODHISATTVA ~ BRAVE & BOLD @ BELMONT

My ''Tale Of Silence''
May Now Be Told
My ''Mohaymen'' Love
Has Never Grown Cold

I Can Be A 'Wayward Kitten'
Or A 'Conquest Enforcer' For Sure
But One Thing Always Is Certain
My 'Intentions' Are Always Pure!

R1 >>> 5 8 7 3 1
(*Torn Tween Top 2)
*TATHQEEF

*EXULTING
THE BIG FUNDAMENTAL


R2 >>> 6 3 8 9 1 = EASY GOER
TALE OF SILENCE (In What Universe?)

WICKED MACHO
YOU'RE TO 'BLAME' (For Zenyatta)


R3 >>> 6 3 2 5 4 = BROOKLYN INVITATIONAL
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

SUNNY RIDGE (*HOLY BULL: Gone But Never Forgotten)
IDOLO PORTENO


R4 >>> 2 6 8 3 5 = ACORN
FLORIDA FABULOUS
(* Except For: Humidity, 3 Inch Flying Roaches, Traffic, Fleas On Pets)

TEQUILITA
SALTY


R5 >>> 4 1 5 *(Winner) 7 2 = OGDEN PHIPPS
(Not Likely SongBird Loses ~
*But In Racing: No Such Thing As Sure Thing)
VERVE'S TALE

HIGHWAY STAR
SONGBIRD


R6 >>> 9 10 2 3 1 = JAIPUR
CONQUEST ENFORCER

STORMY LIBERAL (And Proud Of It)
DISCO PARTNER


R7 >>> 9 7 6 2 11 = WOODY STEPHENS
THE MONEY MONSTER

WILD SHOT
HARD SCRAMBLE (Or Over Easy?)


R8 >>> 4 5 3 7 2 = JUST A GAME
HARMONIZE

CELESTINE
PRIZE EXHIBIT


R9 >>> 6 9 2 12 5 = MET MILE
MOHAYMEN (Gray ~ Gorgeous)
Be Still My Heart

MOR SPIRIT (Eskenereya = A Fave Sire!)(Would Be #1 In Sep Race)
RALLY CRY


R10 >>> 5 7 4 9 2 MANHATTAN TURF
(*Tuff Decision Of Top 2)
ASCEND

DIVISIDERO (Kitten's Joy!)
TIME TEST


R11 >>> 2 11 9 10 7 = THE BIG DANCE
TAPWRIT (GRAY)

EPICHARIS (*Better Safe Than SORRY! Should Scratch!)
No Money ~ Fame ~ Glory Is Worth His Life!

MEANTIME
MULTIPLIER (Gray)


R12 >>> 4 1A(Only) 2B (Only) 3 10 7 2
WAYWARD KITTEN (JOY)

SHALAKO
ARGHAD (Distorted Humor / Fave Sire)
REVVED UP


R13 >>> 7 3 10 9 5
(*Super Torn Tween Top 2! Aaaargh)
SEEKING THE SOUL

STORY TO TELL
REALM


=^,,^=

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR-SATURDAY AT BELMONT PARK

TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
THE 'SUPURR~STAMINA' STAKES

WE HAVE A DYNAMIC "DIRTY" DOZEN
WITH 11 TO CHALLENGE DEFENDING CHAMP,
EL PRADO, -- AS SHE RUNS TO REPEAT

TEN OF THE DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR
TIGER DANCER AND POST TIME MIKE TO STOP THEIR
'SHENANIGANS' AND GO IN! -- THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FROLIC!

.....

PEPPERMINTS HAVE PREVAILED OVER FRISKY FUN
~ AND NOW BOTH HAVE GONE IN ~

AND AWAAAAY THEY GO IN --THE SUPURR~STAMINA STAKES...





IT'S A MAD DASH OUT OF THE GATE AS PEEPTOAD -&- BLUNNY
ARE QUICKLY JOINED BY EL PRADO ~ THUNDER CAT ~
REAL QUIET -&- STARK HEADING INTO THE TURN

~ OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ~

BLUNNY WITH A SLIGHT LEAD OVER PEEPTOAD AND EL PRADO
REAL QUIET ~ STARK -&- THUNDER CAT LOST GROUND ON THE TURN

NOW CATALINA HAS CAUGHT UP TO THE 3 RUNNING SPEEDSTERS

REAL QUIET, THUNDER CAT, STARK -&- DUSTY ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY POST TIME MIKE -&- CIGARSHOP

WAY FAR BACK IT'S A SLOW MOVIN VERSION OF THE BIG CAT DIARY
AS RUFFIAN HAS NOT EVEN SEEN HER INNER CHEETAH ~
AND TIGER DANCER IS MOVIN MORE LIKE A BALLERINA
BOTH SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED AT ALL
LOOKING MORE LIKE 2 TURTLES THAN 'JUNGLE CATS!'




~ THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ~


BLUNNY SUDDENLY STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AND IS BACKING
UP BADLY THO WE CANNOT TELL WHAT CAUSED THIS ~

THIS HAS LEFT PEEPTOAD ALONE ON THE LEAD BUT EL PRADO
IS MOVING UP QUICKLY AND NOW IS RIGHT AT HER TAIL



THESE 2 FRISKY FIREY FILLYS HAVE TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND
WITH A HUGE LEAD AS THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE BEGINNING
TO PICK UP SPEED TRYING TO CATCH UP TO THE DYNAMIC DUO


~ AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ~


PEEPTOAD WITH A HALF LENGTH LEAD OVER EL PRADO

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
LIKE TORNADOES HOWLING ACROSS KANSAS!




WHAT CAN BE CAUSING THIS?

THE ANSWER WE QUICKLY SEE --- IS RUFFIAN
WHO FINALLY LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' COME OUT TO 'PLAY' ~
ROARING UP THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK -- PASSING EVERYONE
IN HER WAY INCLUDING EL PRADO AND PEEPTOAD!
REMINDING HER FANS OF HER FAVORITE BARN FRIEND, ZENYATTA!



IT'S ALL RUFFIAN NOW IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
AS THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

~ CAN THE FURIOUSLY FAST FRISKY FILLY HOLD ON ~

EL PRADO SUDDENLY FOUND ANOTHER GEAR
AND HAS GONE ON BY PEEPTOAD WITH SUPER-SONIC SPEED
NOW JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE FREAKY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS FOLKS ~ THIS IS GONNA BE A WILD FINISH
AS THE THREE FANTASTIC FILLYS ARE NECK AND NECK TO THE WIRE

~ TOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE TO CALL -- PHOTO FINISH ~

~WHO~??

HOLD ALL TICKETS! OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
3 TRAINERS ARE RUSHING ONTO THE FIELD
3 JOCKEYS ARE ON THE PHONES
STEWARDS ARE LISTENING TO ALL OBJECTIONS

FINALLY AFTER AN UNUSUALLY LONG DELAY ~
RUFFIAN HAS BEEN DQ TO 2nd FOR ''BAD JUDGEMENT''
THO THE STEWARDS HAVE NOT EXPLAINED WHAT THAT MEANS?

EL PRADO HAS WON, REPEATING HER LAST VICTORY -&- WILL
ATTEMPT TO GARNER THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT TROPHY NEXT TIME

PEEPTOAD SO STRONG -- GATE TO WIRE -- HOLDS ON FOR THE SHOW

CIGARSHOP IN A LAST FRANTIC FURIOUS FREE-FOR-ALL WITH STARK
MANAGES TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS -- ALTHO STARK MAY NOT BE
THE ONE TO FEAR AS GOLLUM MAY BE LURKING NEARBY!


**CONGRATS TO --> EL PRADO AND A FILLY TRIFECTA** --




$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$


1st ~ (DC) EL PRADO ======== $115.50
~WINNER -- BELLE OF BELMONT~


2nd ~ ''RUFFLED FEATHERS'' === $112.30 --
~AND WHAT A 'BRIDESMAID' FASHION STATEMENT~


3rd ~ PEEPTOAD ============= $107.90
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ CIGARSHOP ======= $62.00
~RING-BEARER~


==== ALSO RAN ====


STARK ======= $60.20

BLUNNY ====== $59.40

DUSTY ======= $51.10

CATALINA ===== $48.50

REAL QUIET ==== $47.50

THUNDER CAT === $34.20

POST TIME MIKE == $18.60 (**Loses A Dog House Key By: $1.30)

TIGER DANCER === aka: Yo-Yo-Mama ~ $17.30
From MM Penthouse To SS CatHouse!



~~CHECK ALL TICKETS FOR ERRORS~~
IF U HAVE OBJECTION ==> NOTIFY THE CAT-ZILLA
WHO WILL BE RECOVERING FROM HER 'BAD JUDGEMENT'
WITH A FRESH BATCH OF CATNIP -&- ANCHOVYS!
Submit Objections To: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~