MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 11/2 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS

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Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:57 am

CONGRATS TO THE ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY'' WHO HOPPED
HIS WAY TO THE WIRE WITH STYLE & PIZAZZ FENDING OFF
THREE DETERMINED COLTS AT HIS TAIL!

VENUE: DELTA DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:40 CENTRAL TIME / 6:40 EDT / 4:40 MT / 3:40 PT

SCOREKEEPER
ONCE AGAIN FROM THE DOG HOUSE WILL BE CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO SEEMS DETERMINED TO HOLD ONTO THE KEY AND
GAIN THE YEAR END DEED TO THE PROPERTY!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
A TASTY DELIGHT TO READ THRU
CAUSE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO RUN & THEN SEE A D.Q. :oops:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:37 pm

DANGEROUS OR DISASTROUS @ DELTA DOWNS

I'M A ''REAL GONE CAT''
''ALREADY DANCING'' A SHOW
CAUSE WITH THESE SILLY PIX
TO THE CAT HOUSE I SHALL GO

R1 >>> 3 6 7 2 4
COMPOSED

GATO MOJADO
WARM MITTEN


R2 >>> 7 6 1 3 5
CARSON CITY CAT

MIDWAY MINE
BRAVO HABIBI


R3 >>> 8 1 9 7 6
QUALITY PRODUCTION

LOGAN'S REWARD
OFF ON HOLIDAY


R4 >>> 10 8 3 9 2
INDIAN COMMANDER (GERONIMO!)

DON'T RUSH ME
SHANIKO'S SECRET


R5 >>> 3 9 5 6 4
EXECUTIVE CALL

LOW PLACES (GARTH!)
LIFT ME UP (Dang High Shelves!)


R6 >>> 4 3 6 10 9
REAL GONE CAT
(Probably Gone To The Cat House)

BLESSED LIFE
PUREST PLEASURE (Horses / Cats / Dogs)
(What's Best For The Inside of A Person
Is The Outside Of A Horse / Cat / Dog)


R7 >>> 2 9 1 5 6
TIZZIE KITTY

ILLUSION OF REALITY (BOULDER, CO)
OUR FIRST DATE


R8 >>> 12(AE) 1 10 5 6 9
(AE) MI PADRE

OLD CONCH
MO GETTMAN
NO GUTS / NO GLORY


R9 >>> 8 2 5 6 7
ALREADY DANCING
(With The Chippendales In The Cat House!)

PRIVATE SONGSTER
TWICE A REBEL (aka: Gemini)


R10 >>> 8 9 11/AE 5 3
FIESTY DAY

SURGATE
AE > HOWE AMAZING
HIDDEN DANGER


R11 >>> (AE) 11 5 9 1 10 6
(AE) THE REIGNING QUEEN (AshAvAri)

SKIPADEE DUE
ASAMI
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:59 pm


Picks to win me the 4-Peat (Quadra-Peat? Sounds like a Lawn Remedy)
Dog House Year End Award in progress!

R1
2--4--5--6--3 = Sweezy / Pure Tsu / Moronette

R2
2--6--3--5--4 = Erin / Mine / Texas

R3
7--6--5--4--9 = Score's / No Plans / Soulja

R4
1--2--3--6--5 = Cole / Indio / Secret

R5
(ae) 11--9--1--2--3 = (ae) TinManCan / Low Places / Saint / Kid

R6
7--2--6--3--5 = 5-Card / Man / Pleasure

R7
6--8--4--9--7 = Westex / Gal Pal / Night

R8
(ae) 11--7--4--5--10--1 = (ae) Sassy Boy / Salute / Black

R9
6--5--4--1--2 = Run / Rebel / Conspired

R10
6--5--7--9--12(ae) = Too Much Sauce! / Danger /UDoKnowJack

R11
10--2--8--9--6 = Cimarron / Pucker / Kool Aid


Luck to Blunny for Repeat Colt Glory! (More to Fillies who need it!)

Jim & Jack back in Dog House to keep me going (or going to sleep?)
Results will be up when I am!
"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"
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Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:26 pm


There ain't enough Booze or "Catnip" around to stir my creative juices
to offer an entertaining results race call due to the BC handicapping
chores for several contests as well as limited access to internet

That said, here is what we saw when the DUST Cleared at the wire

Dusty it was - big time as the Whirling Dervish took no prisoners
catching the Runaway Big Cats who stole the lead out of the gate

John Henry joined the Cats up front wedging himself between
Ruffian & Tiger Dancer appearing to have a big grin on his face

Defending Champ Blunny struggled with the track in the first
half but keeping his eye on the prize of The Precious which he
seems to get more often than anyone else, he sure enough turned
on the speed in the final furlong to steal that Golden Ring = AGAIN

Catalina flew in the first half but Spooked at a leftover Halloween
Ghost that only she managed to see - causing her to lose momentum

Tiger Dancer faded badly from her early lead almost clipping heels
with Cigarshop who was so close to her tail that he may suffer a
fine later on if the Stewards deem 'inappropriate behaviour'

Criminal Type hoping for another Key to the Dog House almost
got his wish until Stark decided that all that booze & babes was
worth investigating and stole that key right away from the Master Thief

So the Dynamic Dusty Dusted the Colts for a Filly BOTS Victory

Dusty = $102.80

John Henry = $82

Ruffian = $64.60

Blunny (DC) = $60.90 & yet another Golden Ring for his Collection

Catalina = $55

Tiger Dancer = $53
(Refrained from an Objection against Cigarshop with only a stern warning
to RESPECT Her Space & Tail!)

Cigarshop = $43.60
(Promises to try restraint in the future but says No Guarantees of a
Dalmatian Dog changing his spots!)

Criminal Type = $39.60
(Last seen with good buds Jim Beam / Jack Daniels
drowning his sorrow of losing the Dog House Key)

Stark = $24.40
Very impressive determination to steal that key to the Dog House!

And now this ole scorekeeper is off to the BC Neverland to
challenge the few brain cells left in his head
"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"
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Joined: Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:34 pm

Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:27 pm


There ain't enough Booze or "Catnip" around to stir my creative juices
to offer an entertaining results race call due to the BC handicapping
chores for several contests as well as limited access to internet

That said, here is what we saw when the DUST Cleared at the wire

Dusty it was - big time as the Whirling Dervish took no prisoners
catching the Runaway Big Cats who stole the lead out of the gate

John Henry joined the Cats up front wedging himself between
Ruffian & Tiger Dancer appearing to have a big grin on his face

Defending Champ Blunny struggled with the track in the first
half but keeping his eye on the prize of The Precious which he
seems to get more often than anyone else, he sure enough turned
on the speed in the final furlong to steal that Golden Ring = AGAIN

Catalina flew in the first half but Spooked at a leftover Halloween
Ghost that only she managed to see - causing her to lose momentum

Tiger Dancer faded badly from her early lead almost clipping heels
with Cigarshop who was so close to her tail that he may suffer a
fine later on if the Stewards deem 'inappropriate behaviour'

Criminal Type hoping for another Key to the Dog House almost
got his wish until Stark decided that all that booze & babes was
worth investigating and stole that key right away from the Master Thief

So the Dynamic Dusty Dusted the Colts for a Filly BOTS Victory

Dusty = $102.80

John Henry = $82

Ruffian = $64.60

Blunny (DC) = $60.90 & yet another Golden Ring for his Collection

Catalina = $55

Tiger Dancer = $53
(Refrained from an Objection against Cigarshop with only a stern warning
to RESPECT Her Space & Tail!)

Cigarshop = $43.60
(Promises to try restraint in the future but says No Guarantees of a
Dalmatian Dog changing his spots!)

Criminal Type = $39.60
(Last seen with good buds Jim Beam / Jack Daniels
drowning his sorrow of losing the Dog House Key)

Stark = $24.40
Very impressive determination to steal that key to the Dog House!

And now this ole scorekeeper is off to the BC Neverland to
challenge the few brain cells left in his head
"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"
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