IT'S SUPURRRR~SATURDAY AGAIN
WE'RE HEADING TO WOODBINE TRACK
THE STORM CLOUDS ARE A GATHERING
AN UMBRELLA YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK
OUR FEATURE EVENT OF THE DAY
WILL BE THE "NO RAIN DANCE STAKES"
WE HAVE 11 RUNNERS IN THE GATE
BET WISELY SO MONEY YOU'LL MAKE
MISSING IN ACTION TODAY ~
CATALINA & RAVEN ON A BREAK
OAKLAWN CAPPER IN ARKANSAS
HIS FLIGHT HE JUST COULDN'T MAKE
SO, DEFENDING CHAMPION BLUNNY
HAS 10 WHO WILL CHALLENGE TODAY
THE REPEAT WIN WON'T BE EASY
AS ALL WILL HAVE PLENTY TO SAY
THE POST PARADE IS JUST ENDING
EVERYONE IS IN WITHOUT TROUBLE
WITH 10 ALL EAGER TO BURST
THE BLUNNY REPEAT WIN BUBBLE
"AND AWAAAY THEY GO" .... WE NOW HEAR
AS TIGER DANCER FLIES OUT FOR THE LEAD
WITH FOUR WHO ARE NOT FAR BEHIND HER
AND ALL FOUR NOW PICKING UP SPEED
RUFFIAN - POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD
REAL QUIET NOW JOINING THOSE THREE
BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO RUN
AND KNOWS WHO THE WINNER MAY BE
OUT OF THE TURN THEY ALL COME
TIGER DANCER HAS JUST LOST THE LEAD
FIVE NOW HAVE CHALLENGED THE TIGER
REAL QUIET THE MAIN ONE WITH SPEED
CIGARSHOP - JOHN HENRY - & PEEPTOAD
RUFFIAN STILL IN WITH A SHOT
THEN BLUNNY - POST TIME MIKE & STARK
WITH SPEED THAT ISN'T SO HOT
AND WAY AT THE BACK THERE ARE 2
SO FAR SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL
CRIMINAL TYPE AND DUSTY
CLIPPED HEELS AND ALMOST DID FALL!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
** REAL QUIET IN TOTAL COMMAND
STARK - JOHN HENRY & BLUNNY
ALL DOING THE BEST THAT THEY CAN
BUT REAL QUIET IS NOT GIVING IN
HE'S IN IT TO WIN IT TODAY
THOSE OTHER 3 COLTS ON HIS TAIL
MIGHT JUST SEE THE FINISH THEIR WAY
AND DOWN THE STRETCH HERE THEY COME
REAL QUIET DETERMINED AND STRONG
IT'S STARK NOW PRESENTING A CHALLENGE
REAL QUIET'S LEAD NOT SO LONG
STARK HAS NOW COLLARED THE LEADER
WHO THOUGHT THAT HE WAS HOME FREE
EVEN JOHN HENRY HAS CHALLENGED
CREATING A MATCH RACE OF THREE!
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST UP AHEAD
AS REAL QUIET TURNS UP THE HEAT
OUR REIGNING HORSE OF THE YEAR
REFUSING HIMSELF TO BE BEAT
BUT THE STEWARDS INSIST ON A PHOTO
TO BE SURE WHO'S NOSE GETS THE WIN
STARK SO DESPERATELY HOPING
AND REAL QUIET SO SURE IT IS HIM
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE NOW FLASHING
BROUGHT BY JOHN HENRY & BLUNNY
BASED ON THE VEERING AND BUMPING
EACH THINK THAT THEY GET THE MONEY
BUT AFTER THE REPLAY IS VIEWED
THE STEWARDS DISCOUNT THEIR CLAIM
AND ALTHOUGH THE FINISH IS CLOSE
THE WINNER NOW HAS A NAME
THE VICTORY GALLOP BY A NOSE
REAL QUIET WITH COURAGE SO STRONG
HOLDING OFF THE POWERFUL STARK
WHINNYING HIS VICTORY SONG
JOHN HENRY HOLDS ON TO GET THIRD
IN 4th DEFENDING CHAMPION BLUNNY
WHO ALSO HAS STOLEN THE PRECIOUS
ALONG WITH THE SUPERFECTA MONEY
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ REAL QUIET ========= $85.90
2nd ~ STARK ============ $83.90
3rd ~ JOHN HENRY ========= $74.90
4th ~ BLUNNY {DC} ========= $50.90
... (CLEARLY A TOP CONTENDER FOR THE GOLLUM AWARD)
=== ALSO RAN ===
TIGER DANCER ======= $49.50 {Darn that Blunny.... Just $1.50} --
PEEPTOAD ========== $47.90
CIGARSHOP ========= $43.70
CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $43.20
DUSTY ============= $42.30
RUFFIAN ============ $33.00
POST TIME MIKE ======= $25.30
....Hmmmm, 2nd week in the Dog-House.....
Moving in on Criminal Type's Home Turf??
Discovering the "Perks" of coming in last??
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM WOODBINE
AND A SAFE, SOBER NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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