MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/27 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO ---> CRIMINAL TYPE
AFTER LADY LUCK TIPPED THE SCALES IN HIS FAVOR
BY A D.Q OF RUFFIAN'S 'NAWLINS KITTY' FROM 1st


PERHAPS LADY LUCK ENJOYS WATCHING A
3-PEAT ATTEMPT & THEN LAUGH AS SHE DIGS
INTO HER PURSE FOR A FROSTED WHISKER!


VENUE CHOICE: INDIANA GRAND ==> R1 - 8
*** DO NOT INCLUDE R9 & 10 = 1/4 HORSES ***

AS CT SAYS
"IF IT WORKED ONCE - MAYBE IT WILL AGAIN?
IF NOT --- THEN A FROSTED WHISKER
TO ADD TO THE ONES ON MY FACE!"



POST TIME: => 2:05pm -- EASTERN


SCOREKEEPER:
SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE
WHERE SHE SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN A HOLD OF
THE MORTGAGE WILL BE .... TIGER DANCER



RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SO WHY NOT TAKE A BITE
BETTER TO BE INFORMED
THAN DQ & WHINE ALL NITE!

[Criminal Type]

3-Peat or Frosted Whisker
Penthouse or Dog House (More Likely)

R1
3/4/7/6/5 = RockaRoo / Git Yer Gun / Navy

R2
8/2/1/6/7 = Victory / Palace (Penthouse?) / Fine

R3
3/7/1/2/6 = Pretty Boy / Package / Tutur Stein

R4
9/7/2/4/3 = Bid / Je Suis Belle / All That

R5
9/8/5/2/3 = Express / Glow / Scatterfield

R6
4/6/7/1/3 = Overthrow / Sky / Fountain

R7
2/5/6/4/7 = Band / Paradise / Royally

R8
2/8/4/5/3 = Need More Cash! / Best Shot / Rocky


Luck to all & (Some for me to steal that 3-Peat)
Maybe LUCK will rule over Stats?

For Ms Scorekeeper - Tiger Dancer
Tiger Chow & Bling encrusted nail file to sharpen claws
(Not a 'Bribe' so the Calculator picks my numbers!)

[RUFFIAN]

IMAGINATIVE ~ IDEALISTIC & IDIOTIC

R1 >>> 1 3 2 7 5
A UNIQUE LADY

ROCKAROO
DEI GRATIA


R2 >>> 1 2 8 6 7
FINE ONE

PALACE OF NOWHERE
IRON VICTORY


R3 >>> 6 7 5 8 1
CODE CHIEF

FULL PACKAGE (Chippendale!)
DON'T DO IT


R4 >>> 1 2 10 9 7
DHEYAAFA

ALL THAT FOR THAT?
GRACEQUINNANNAMADY
(HUH?)


R5 >>> 6 8 7 9 5
WIND RIDER

UNBRIDLED GLOW
WEEPER OF THE HOUSE


R6 >>> 7 6 1 4 2
FOUNTAIN RUN

MIGHTY SKY
GREY CAPE


R7 >>> 4 3 7 5 6
GOLD (Tale of) EKATI


PULSE OF HOPE
TAQUITO


R8 >>> 7 9 5 2 13/AE
TAKE DAT PUDDY TAT!


MYSTIC TIGER (DANCER)
SENOR GATO

[OaklawnCapper]

R1: 3-6-5
R2: 6-1-2
R3: 7-4-5
R4: 9-8-5
R5: 2-6-1
R6: 1-6-7
R7: 2-6-1
R8: 6-2-4
R8 MTO: 3-2-10

[Catalina]

Midweek results will most likely be posted tomorrow. Our illustrious leader Ruffian had outpatient surgery this morning, and Tiger Dancer (= this week's scorekeeper) has been busy with soothing the grumpy cat and generally looking after her.

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER IS HAVING INTERNET ISSUES
SO RESULTS ARE ON THEIR WAY
NOT SURE OF EXACTLY WHEN
BUT SHOULD BE SOME TIME TODAY

[Tiger Dancer]

**RESULTS**

SORRY FOR THE DELAY..... ITS BEEN A TOUGH WEEK.
SO I WILL KEEP THIS SHORT & SWEET






TODAY IN INDIANA, WE HAVE A FINE FIELD OF 10
CT ANXIOUSLY HOPING FOR A 3-PEAT
TIGER DANCER HAS BEEN LAZING IN HER DEN

STARK IS HERE -- BUT HAD TO SCRATCH
SOME KIND OF PROBLEM IN THE BARN
DURING THE PRE-RACE TESTING
WITH A CASE OF PARURESIS -- HE SIMPLY COULD NOT "PERFORM"



OUR GRAND MASTER THIEF.... CRIMINAL TYPE
IS GOING FOR A 3-PEAT!!
OR..... WILL HE BE DENIED AND HAVE TO SETTLE
FOR A FROSTED WHISKER


SO...... THIS IS HOW THIS RACE WENT DOWN......


3 COLTS MADE AN EXCELLENT BREAK
TO GET A GOOD JUMP START ON THE REST OF THE FIELD:
CRIMINAL TYPE, JOHN HENRY AND BLUNNY
AND SURPRISINGLY.... A FILLY WAS RIGHT THERE WITH THEM....
MIZZZ TIGER DANCER ----- WHAT WAS IN HER FEED THIS MORNING

THE REST OF THE PACK
WERE SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
JOCKEYING FOR POSITION AND TRYING
TO CATCH UP TO THE FRONT RUNNERS

THE 3 COLTS CONTINUED THEIR PACE
AND REMAINED AS LEADERS OF THE PACK

TIGER DANCER..... SUDDENLY GOT DISTRACTED
BY A FLOCK OF TASTY RAILBIRDS
DROPPING BACK WITH THE REST OF THE PACK



THE WIRE LOOMING AHEAD
THE 3 COLTS STILL REVVING IT UP
THO JOHN HENRY WAS STARTING TO WEAKEN A BIT

CRIMINAL TYPE WAS SEEING THE 3-PEAT AHEAD OF HIM
AS HE BATTLED OAKLAWN CAPPER TO KEEP THE LEAD

EVERYTHING WAS LOOKING RIGHT ON COURSE
FOR A THRILLING VICTORY ..... UNTIL ........

"SOMETHING" WENT BLAZING PAST ALL 3 COLTS
WITH AMAZING, PHENOMENAL SPEED
WAS IT A BIRD, A PLANE.... SUPERMAN???
---> NO <---
IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE
FAST & FURIOUS, FANTABULOUS FILLY.....
THE ONE AND ONLY -- MAGICAL "MYSTICAL TIGER DANCER"
(MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHECK UNDER THE HOOD FOR NOS --
NO ONE EVER SAID YOU CANT USE NITROUS OXIDE, RIGHT)




**CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FILLY -- TIGER DANCER**
FOR FINDNG HER INNER SPEED DEMONS
AND DIGGING IN FOR A FAST & FANTABULOUS FILLY VICTORY





$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS & PAYOUT-$$


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ------------- $91.20

2nd ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ----------- $64.40

3rd ~ OAKLAWN CAPPER --------- $60.80

4th ~ JOHN HENRY ---------------- $49.60


===ALSO RAN ===


REAL QUIET ------------ $39.20

BLUNNY ----------------- $38.60

CATALINA --------------- $30.60

CIGARSHOP ------------- $24.40 --> I'LL LET YOU PLAN OUR AFTER PARTY CELEBRATIONS

DUSTY ------------------- $15.60

RUFFIAN ----------------- $10.20
--->GRUMPY RUFF --- IN CAT HOUSE


WITH HER OWN PERSONAL "HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS"


SORE THROAT, ACHES & PAINS....
TIGER WENT TO GET MORE ANCHOVIE ICE CREAM, AND
SOME ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH MEDICATION



PS & FYI:
TODAY -- JULY 29 -- IS --- INTERNATIONAL TIGER APPRECIATION DAY!!
SO..... LOVE YOUR TIGERS


~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

[Criminal Type]

Tiger Dancer:

As they say -
"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!"

I give you a Shiny Sparkly Blingy Claw File to boost your
spirits while scoring -

And what do I get in return?

A 3-Peat stolen with a sneaky move right at the wire
Replacing my Trophy with a Frosted Whisker
-- as if I need any more of those!

This Thief can be just as sneaky
so check your Tiger Chow real carefully next time we run!