MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/18 **RESULTS**

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHOSE INNER CHEETAH DEFIED
GRAVITY AS SHE FLEW ACROSS THE FINISH LINE

REMINDING HER CHALLENGERS WHY THE CHEETAH
IS CONSIDERED TO BE THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL

VENUE: CHARLES TOWN

POST TIME: 7 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER
FROM THE DOG HOUSE IT WILL BE CIGARSHOP
BRINGING THE ACTION FROM THE TRACK

RULES ARE ON THE MAIN MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
YOU MAY JUST SEE > D.Q.

[ElPrado2]

R 1) 5 7 2 3 4

R 2) 5 2 3 10 9

R 3) 6 2 4 1 3

R 4) 6 3 5 7 9

R 5) 3 5 6 7 9

R 6) 8 9 4 3 5

R 7) 4 9 7 1 5

R 8) 4 3 7 8 2

R 9) 7 6 2 8 10

Good luck, everybody!

[RUFFIAN]

CAT-ARIFFIC & CLEVER @ CHARLES TOWN
OR
CLEARLY CAT-ASTROPHIC?

R1 >>> 4 5 6 3 2
MY CAT GEORGE

TOTE THE NOTE
DONE WITH TALENT
(WHY IDOL WINNER WAS NOT LA'PORSHA!)


R2 >>> 4 2 8 10 3
CAT NUGGETS

SMALL & FAST = LAYLA!
SOVEREIGNTY


R3 >>> 1 2 7 5 4
STORMY WITCH


LUCKY GHOST
DYNAMONDS FOREVER


R4 >>> 1(Only) 7 3 8 6
SWEETEST MEMORY (DESTINY) > ONLY

FURRFIELD FURRST
PARTY SONG
WAY AHEAD OF YOU


R5 >>> 14/AE 8 7 6 2 10
MS MICROMANAGEMENT (AE)

BLOOMERANG
SMARTY STAR
LITTLE MOON


R6 >>> 9 4 2 3 8
CAT COME HOME

HIGH DREAMER (& Legal Too)
ROMANTIKUS


R7 >>> 7 4 9 10 6
ANOTHER DESTINY
(NOT LIKELY)

BEELZEBOSS
CALL ME SILVER LADY


R8 >>> 7 2 3 1 6
STRAY CAT JACK

SCYTHE
BELIEVE THE HEAT (FROM THE FILLYS)


R9 >>> 4 6 7 10 8
POET WARRIOR

GREEN TIME
FOLLOW THE NOTION

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder ranch

1 -- 2, 4, 7
2 -- 5, 3, 9
3 -- 4, 7, 3
4 -- 8, 9, 3
5 -- 6, 8, 9

6 -- 9, 6, 1
7 -- 1, 5, 9
8 -- 5, 3, 2
9 -- 2, 1. 6

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF


And here goes....

1. 3/2/4
2. 9/5/6
3. 2/1/7
4. 1,1a/7/5
5. 7/9/10
6. 5/3/10
7. 4/6/10
8. 4/3/8
9. 10/ 3 3c/2 2b

I HATE coupled entries

Good LUCK ALL

[Criminal Type]

BOTS = Battle Of The Super-Studs


R1
1/6/3/2/7 = Hero / Talent / Boppin

R2
1/5/8/10/6 = Dagger / Knight / Sovereignty

R3
3/7/6/2/1 = Fairbanks / Dynamonds / Purge

R4
3/4/6/2/8 = Party / Release / Money

R5
3/2/6/9/8 = Unwarranted / Shucran / Moon

R6
6/7/8/4/3 = StraightAnNarrow / Chute / Prince

R7
11-ae / 6/4/8/5/7 = Feds Up (ae) / Monarch / Beelzeboss

R8
1/4/3/2/5 = Entry / Williamsburg / Heat

R9
3/8/7/6/9 = Set'Em Up Joe / Courage / Notion


Luck to all & more to the Fillys who need it

Johnny Walker & Jim Beam for Cigarshop --
Scoring in ye ole Dog House
Las Vegas Dancers arriving soon!
Party on Golden Dude

[stark]

1. 7--4--3 JONAH
2. 8--6--3 SOVEREIGNTY
3. 7--3--4 DYNAMINDS FOREVER A favorite James Bond 007 thriller
4. 9--3--8 BOPPIN ROCKET
5. 7--6--9 SMARTY Not what my wife calls me
6. 5-10--9 FIT BUT FAT at least that's what my Dr. says!
7. 5--6--2 LILAS DREAM
8. 6--5--2 TRUE LIME
9. 8--3--1 COU ROUGE A favorite from the Wizard of Oz.

I guess the good news is that I'm ready, willing and able to keep score once again!

[ElPrado2]

Scratches, etc

R 2. #8 now a gelding
# 10 scratched

R 4 #7 jockey change to Rodriguez
#9 scratched

R 5. #11 scratched
#12 scratched
#13 scratched
#14 scratched

R6. #5 is a gelding
#7 scratched
#12 scratched

R8 #7 jockey change to Matter

R9. #1 scratched
#1a no longer coupled entry
#2, #2b, scratched
#3 no longer coupled entry
#3c scratched
#6 scratched
#7 now a gelding.

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

Ok Colts I hereby declare that we no longer play nice with the fillies on the track.
Off the track well that's another story, there they cook,clean and satisfy us at our beckon wish.
So let's just stomp them from tonight on


1st: 2-7-5
2nd: 5-3-8
3rd: 3-4-2
4th: 3-1-8
5th: 7-6-9
6th: 6-5-9
7th: 6-1-7
8th: 3-2-5
9th: 2-3-1

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER TBRF


RACE 1: # 4 My Cat George, 2, 1
RACE 2: # 7 Mr. Harmon, 5, 9
RACE 3: # 7 Dynamonds Forever, 1, 2
RACE 4: # 2 Roche, 8, 1 Entry
RACE 5: # 4 Keegyn’s Fire, 6, 8
RACE 6: # 9 Cat Come Home, 3, 5
RACE 7: # 9 Callmesilverlady, 1, 5
RACE 8: # 5 Gaelic Man, 2, 7
RACE 9: # 1a Unbridled Ghost, 8, 7

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #7-4-5
Race:2 #4-5-9
Race:3 #6-3-1
Race:4 #2-3-8
Race:5 #6-8-7
Race:6 #6-5-4
Race:7 #1-6-5
Race:8 #7-5-4
Race:9 #3-7-6

Goooooo Colts!!

[Tiger Dancer]

~LEAPIN INTO WEDNESDAY~

~~COME ON FILLIES... LET'S BLING IT AND BRING IT --
TIME TO "WORK IT"..... SHOW THOSE COLTS WHAT WE'RE MADE OF --





R-1: 4 - 6 - 5 - 3

R-2: 4 - 2 - 5 - 3

R-3: 7 - 1 - 4 - 6

R-4: 3 - 7 - 8 - 1 / 1a

R-5: 6 - 2 - 4 - 7

R-6: 2 - 9 - 10 - 4

R-7: 12 - 10 - 4 - 8

R-8: 4 - 7 - 3 - 8

R-9: 5 - 4 - 10 - 9

[RUFFIAN]

RESULTS BY CIGARSHOP PER TBRF



We have a field of 11 tonight at ChuckE Town.



John Henry & Dusty are slow to the gate
Criminal Type & El Prado say hurry up you're both late.
These two stop & stare
Don't you scold us don't even dare.
Criminal Type has with him a brown paper bag,
The fillies tonight look like some sea hag.
Tiger as usual looks great, she has this walk
That makes all the Colts talk.
How does she get that skirt on over her rump?
The Colts now have a hard time running with a lump.
When the finish line can be seen,
It's sad to say the winner was a Queen.
I guess the Colts had a bad day,
After the race was made OFFICAL they have nothing to say.
We will just head to the local bar,
Because the colts are really the star.
BOTS has now come and went
Most of the Colts are truly spent.
Tiger Dancer must have a truly magical spot,
It distracted us all, just made us hot.
So fillies enjoy the victory this week,
While you're cleaning up after the race can you give us a peek?


Final scores, if you don't agree here's a quarter call someone who cares


Grand Prize: Catalina $134.20
Runner Up: The greatest colt in the history of this forum Criminal Type $125.20
Close but no Cigar: El Prado $76.40

Rest of the runners

Cigarshop $58.80
Ruffian $52.80
Blunny $50.60
The Devine Tiger Dancer $49.00
John Henry $46.00
Real Quiet $39.00
Stark $35.40

This weeks winner, yes I said winner. I feel it's more prestigious to come in last than to win Mid week mayhem. Congrats to.........

Dusty $9.00



That's it from ChuckE Town if some folks found my call a bit to colorful as I said above, here's a quarter call someone who cares


Now get ready for Saturday bring your Ark, rubbers (colts only) and dart boards.... The Mudders will rule while the Farters will be staying dry

[RUFFIAN]

THE FAB FILLYS FROLIC IN THE PENTHOUSE
INVITING THE COLTS FOR A BODACIOUS BUFFET
OF HUMBLE PIE WITH A SIDE DISH OF CROW
TO SOOTHE BRUISED EGO'S THEY SUFFERED TODAY


AS FOR THE COLTS BEING SO EASILY 'DISTRACTED'
IT MAY BE "BLINKERS FOR ALL COLTS" RULE
MANDATORY ~ OR JUST ON DAYS THEY WANNA WIN
OR GO TO FILLY TRAINING CAMP AND SCHOOL!


=^,,^=