MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 5/11 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE MASTER THIEF = CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO SNUCK UP ON THE FRONT RUNNERS TO STEAL
THE RACE RIGHT IN THE FINAL FURLONG

VENUE: EVANGELINE DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:50 PM CT
(CENTRAL TIME = Not Criminal Type) OMEN?

SCOREKEEPER
FROM THE CAT HOUSE = DUSTY WILL BE SCORING
WITH CALCULATOR / CATNIP / CHIPPENDALES


RULES ARE POSTED ON MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
CAUSE IF U DON'T & ERRR
U COULD WIND UP A D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

EFFERVESCING @ EVANGELINE

FILLYS RULE ~ COLTS DROOL

R1 >>> 7 6 4 2 1
CHRISTOPHER CAT

IT'S TIME TO B
WON AGAIN


R2 >>> 1 6 5 2 3
CLEVERIUS

ONE SEXY MOMMA
DON'T SADDLE FOR LESS


R3 >>> 4 7 1 2 9
CHOOSE A KITTY

LION RAMPANT
SCAT DADDY SCAT


R4 >>> 7 8 2 1 5
HAPPY HIGH PORTO

DISTURBING BEHAVIOR
TICKATEE TICKATAY


R5 >>> 11 1 5 7 8
BIT INTIMIDATING
(JUST A ''BIT'' ?)
LAYLA'S MIDDLE NAME!

PINKER BELL
IDE BE SILLY


R6 >>> 1 6 2 3 4
GULF COAST GIRL
(YEH - BUT THEN I GOT SMART
AND HEADED FOR THE ROCKY MT HIGH)

TEE SHAW
TOUCH TIME


R7 >>> 2 1 7 11 4

TOP CAT MARK

MAJOR INTIMIDATOR (LAYLA)
PENTAFECTA


R8 >>> 9 1 8 6 3
INVENIAM VIAM
(MEANS: I'LL FIND A WAY)

WONDERFUL STAR (SIRIUS C)
BELIEVING IN ME


R9 >>> 9 2 7 3 1
WILD TIZ

BONE CRUSHER VINCENT
TIA'S BUCKAROUX

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX Per TBRF

Here goes...

1/ 3/6/2
2. 7/4/3
3. 3/4/9
4. 8/5/3
5. 8/10/4
6. 5/2/4
7. 6/3/9
8. 9/7/1
9. 3/5/8

Good LUCK ALL!

[Criminal Type]

R1
4/3/2/6/1 = Won Again (or wishful thinking?)- Wine / Fire

R2
3/6/7/2/5 = Red / Sexy / Tough

R3
10/8/9/2/1 = Double Barrel / King / First

R4
7/4/8/6/2 = Happy High / Cocktails / Disturbing Behavior
(Sounds Like A Plan for a good time)

R5
5/4/10/7/1 = Silly / PuckerUp / Lady

R6
4/6/3/2/7 = Respect Elders / Tee / Stang

R7
5/11/4/3/7 = Budlite / Ranger / Atlas / Gunner

R8
8/7/10/1/3 = Believing / Tonto / Quick(ae) / Star

R9
2/7/1/9/8 = BoneCrusherVincent (Beauty & Beast)
Buckaroux // Interest Rates


Luck to all & more to the Fillys to help them out
Case of New Pledge for the DUSTY One to
clean up that litter box haven = aka the Cat House

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 3, 5, 4
2 -- 7, 3, 2
3 -- 10, 7, 1
4 -- 6, 8, 7
5 -- 7, 8, 5
6 -- 3, 5, 2
7 -- 8, 5, 4
8 -- 9, 7, 1
9 -- 1, 7, 9

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #2-3-5
Race:2 #6-4-3
Race:3 #2-3-7
Race:4 #5-3-7
Race:5 #7-5-8
Race:6 #3-2-5
Race:7 #3-4-5
Race:8 #7-1-3
Race:9 #3-1-7

Gooooo Colts !!

[stark]

1. 4-2-6 WON AGAIN, it's about time to start a new winning streak!
2. 3-4-5 TULSA RED
3. 10-1-3 DOUBLE BARRELL MAN
4. 5-6-8 ELS IN TO IT
5. 2-7-10 JACKIES SLEW
6. 5-2-3 MY RUSTON
7. 3-5-4 GUNNER JOE
8. 9-7-6 INVENIAM VIAM
9. 9-1-2 WILD TIZ

Good luck and congrats to all the Derby Day contest winners, job well done!!!

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

There is NO battle of the sexes, everyone know the COLTS are better.....NEXT
To my partner in crime I'm going to block for you so you can win again.....


1st: 4-3-2
2nd: 4-2-3
3rd: 3-1-7
4th: 8-6-7
5th: 5-1-7
6th: 4-2-3
7th: 4-2-3
8th: 1-3-7
9th: 1-2-4

[RUFFIAN]

EL PRADO PIX PER TBRF

1). 1 5 7 3 4

2) 6 4 5 2 3

3) 5 1 7 3 10

4). 3 7 8 6 5

5). 9 7 2 1 5

6). 5 3 2 4 6

7). 2 11 5 4 6

8) 9 3 6 7 10

9) 9 8 2 4 7

Good luck,everybody!

[RUFFIAN]

REAL QUIET PIX PER TBRF

R1...2-4-3

R2...3-4-5

R3...1-10-7

R4...8-6-2

R5...7-10-1

R6...3-6-5

R7...4-8-5

R8...6-10-1

R9...1-9-7

[Tiger Dancer]

.... NO TIME FOR QUERY OR CAPPIN TODAY ~~
I PICKED UP A USED DART BOARD
AND A FUNNY LOOKING RABBIT HANGING OUT IN A TOP HAT


R-1: 7 - 6 - 2 - 4

R-2: 6 - 1 - 5

R-3: 1 - 4 - 7 - 9

R-4: 2 - 6- 7 - 1

R-5: 1 - 4 - 11 - 5

R-6: 1 - 6 - 3 - 7

R-7: 2 - 4 - 10 - 11

R-8: 3 - 5 - 6- 8

R-9: 9 - 7 - 5 - 3

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**



GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT EVANGELINE DOWNS

YOUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER: 'CATNIP QUEEN'
WHO WILL BE FILLING IN FOR DUSTY
WHO HAD AM EMERGENCY FLIGHT TO CATCH

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES




WE HAVE AN ''UNBALANCED'' FIELD TODAY --(We're ALL Unbalanced.... Right??) --
CONSISTING OF 6 COLTS & 4 FILLYS
BUT IF YOU THINK THE COLTS HAVE AN ADVANTAGE
THEN MAYBE YOU'RE JUST THINKING SILLY

CAUSE ANY HORSE ON ANY DAY
AS WE'VE OFTEN SEEN IN THE PAST
IS NOT REALLY BASED UPON GENDER
BUT RATHER IF YOU RUN FAST!




AND TODAY WE SAW JUST THAT HAPPEN
WHEN THE RACE HAD MERELY BEGUN
IT WAS INDEED THREE SPEEDY FILLYS
TAKING OFF LIKE A SHOT FROM A GUN




EL PRADO-- TIGER DANCER & RUFF
HAD LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD BEHIND
BUT WOULD ANY NOW LEADING THE WAY
HAVE ENOUGH TO BE FIRST AT LINE?

THEN OUT OF THE TURN IT HAD HAPPENED
A COLT THOUGHT "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"
THAT'S WHEN CRIMINAL TYPE HAD DECIDED
IT WAS TIME FOR HIM TO GET TOUGH



HE GOT HIS MOJO INTO OVERDRIVE ...
AS A POWERFUL BURST HE DID FIRE
BUT WOULD IT BE ENOUGH TO LAST
AND BE FIRST WHEN IT CAME TO THE WIRE

BUT RUFFIAN WOULD NOT BE THAT EASY
SHE WOULD MAKE HIM SO RUE THE DAY
HE EVER THOUGHT A FILLY LIKE HER
WOULD LET THINGS JUST STAY THAT WAY

SHE DUG DOWN DEEP INSIDE HER HEART
AS HER INNER CHEETAH AWAKENED
IF CRIMINAL TYPE THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN
THAT COLT WAS SADLY MISTAKEN

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH WE SAW A DUAL
BETWEEN CRIMINAL TYPE & RUFF
BUT THEN TIGER DANCER & BLUNNY
TURNED UP THE HEAT AND GOT TOUGH

THEN JUST BEHIND THE FOUR IN FRONT
A SUPER FAST TRIO EMERGED ---
REAL QUIET - STARK & EL-PRADO
CLOSED QUICKLY WITH A BIG MIGHTY SURGE

IT WAS A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY
SHE WAS TRYING - BUT COULDN'T FIND MUCH
AT THE BACK OF THE FIELD WAS JOHN HENRY
AND CIGARSHOP... WHO SIMPLY LOST TOUCH

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY CAME FLYING
WITH RUFFIAN STILL LEADING THE WAY
CRIMINAL TYPE TRYING TO REPEAT
AND FOR THE COLTS SAVE THE DAY

BUT RUFFIAN WAS FIRMLY DETERMINED
TO NOT LET THAT COLT PASS HER BY
WITH FILLY PRIDE ON THE LINE NOW
SHE'D MAKE ALL THOSE COLT LOVERS CRY!

BEHIND HER A BATTLE WAS RAGING
WITH 3 WHO WERE TRYING TO PLACE
CRIMINAL TYPE-- BLUNNY & TIGER
TURNED THIS INTO A HELLUVA RACE

BUT NOBODY OUTRUNS A CHEETAH
UNLESS THEY SPROUT WINGS AND THEN FLY
BUT IN THIS RACE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
AS RUFFIAN JUST WHINNIED.... "BYE-BYE"




THE PHOTO FOR SECOND PLACE MONEY
WAS VERY CLOSE FOR ALL OF THE THREE
WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS FINALLY STOPPED FLASHING
HERE'S THE RESULT WE DID SEE




RUFFIAN - WAS CLEARLY THE WINNER
CRIMINAL TYPE - SO STRONG IN DEFEAT
CAUSE EARLY WHEN THE RACE JUST BEGAN
NO ONE THOUGHT THAT COLT WOULD BE BEAT

THE BATTLE FOR SHOW WAS A WHISKER
TO SEE WHO WOULD WIN 3rd PLACE MONEY
TIGER DANCER WOUND UP WITH "THE PRECIOUS"
AND THE SHOW SPOT THEN WENT TO BLUNNY

THE BOTS DAY NOW WON BY THE FILLYS
AS THE COLTS FOUND THE GOING TOO TOUGH
CRIMINAL TYPE & BLUNNY RAN STRONGLY
THEY JUST WEREN'T AS FAST AS "THE RUFF"

~BOW DOWN BOW-WOWS~ --

**CONGRATS ..... RUFF AND THE FILLIES RULE!! --


SO HERE IS THE ORDER OF FINISH
AN EXCITING BOTS DAY WOULD BE
WITH A FILLY UP IN THE PENTHOUSE
AND A COLT IN THE DOG HOUSE WE SEE


$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$


1st ~ RUFFIAN ============ $79.60

2nd ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $66.60 (666? ~ UH-OH -- Devil Dog)

3rd ~ BLUNNY ============ $63.50

4th ~ TIGER DANCER ======= $61.80


=== ALSO RAN ===


REAL QUIET ======== $47.20

STARK =========== $46.90

EL PRADO ========= $45.20

DUSTY =========== $34.70

JOHN HENRY ======== $26.70

CIGARSHOP ======== $21.90
AND THE KEY TO THE DOG HOUSE & CALCULATOR
~~~


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND AN INVITATION TO ALL -- EVEN THE COLTS
TO COME JOIN THE FUN AT THE PENTHOUSE PARTY
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~~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~~

[stark]

Thanks once again for an enjoyable MM.
A little secret......I've been playing the ponies for just about 50 years or so and I've played more Evangeline and Charlestown type races in the past couple of months here than I have in an entire lifetime, it's all mysteriously good, keep up the good work!

[Catalina]

Congratulations to Ruffian for coming through for the fillies! Great race call, and super graphics!