MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/4 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO DUSTY WHO RAN THE WAY SHE DID IN 2010 AS HOTY
SHOWING HER TAIL TO ALL WHO TRIED TO CATCH HER IN VAIN

VENUE WILL BE A BOTS DAY AT DELTA DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:40 CENTRAL TIME

SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE > TIGER DANCER

RULES POSTED ON MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T + ERRR
U MAY JUST SEE A D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

DANGEROUS + DECEIVING @ DELTA DOWNS

I CAN BE A 'PROVOKING CAT'
WITHIN BEATS A 'REBEL HEART'
AM 'NOT INTIMIDATED' BY OTHERS
ENJOY UPSETTING THE CART!

AM A 'HIPER QUEEN' ON MOST DAYS
'IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE' I AM GONE
WHAT YOU SEE IS A CHEETAH THAT'S WILD
BUT INSIDE BEATS THE HEART OF A FAWN

R1 >>>> 7 8 4 3 6
SWEET ZABYEW

I WANT TO BE FREE (OR AT LEAST REASONABLE)
FOR GLORYALLELUIA


R2 >>>> 9 1 3 8 7
PROVOKING CAT =^,,^=

SLY ADVICE
THAT'S WHAT I DO
(DO U SEE A THEME HERE WITH NAMES)


R3 >>>> 2 9 5 3 11
FIGURES ITS A CAT =^,,^=

CANDY ASSAY
OVER THE GARDEN GATE


R4 >>>> 6 9 12 7 10
NOT INTIMIDATED

PLEASURABLE AFFAIR
TIMES LIKE THESE
(WOULD LOVE TO ERASE FROM MEMORY)


R5 >>>> 9 6 5 2 1
REBEL HEART

CORNER STORE
JASON'S ARROWHEAD


R6 >>>> 4 8 6 10 9
HIPER QUEEN
YEP! ==> NO MATTER HOW SPELLED

STEPHEN'S TRUTH
ON THE DOUBLE


R7 >>>> 3 6 7 5 1
FOREST DANCER

OUR ZING
FAV BY THE WAY (BTA)


R8 >>>> 7 4 6 3 1
RUSTON KITTEN =^,,^=

CLASSY PRODUCTION
SU ELEGANCIA


R9 >>>> 6 3 1 8 9
FANTASY QUEEN

TOP FIGURE
SALUTE THE PRINCESS (FIONA?)


R10 >>> 9 11 7 4 3
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
LIFE CAN BE CHANGED
WHAT HAD BEEN PURE JOY
NOW REARRANGED

(AE) JS LOOK OVR UR SHOULDA
LEMON SHERBERT


R11 >>> 5 7 8 4 10
ROYAL TREE

PRIVATE KNIGHT
(ONCE A KING ALWAYS A KING - BUT ONCE A KNIGHT IS ENUFF)
LYDLE BUDDY

[RUFFIAN]

DC) DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

Here goes...

1. 5/4/3
2. 2/3/6
3. 3/4/5
4. 6/8/3
5. 1/2/7
6. 2/9/6
7. 2/6/4
8. 7/3/4
9. 9/8/6
10. 9/4/2
11. 10/7/1

Good LUCK ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Penthouse or Dog House? Either way it's a party for the Colts!


R1
2--8--4--3--7 = Ric's Pizazz Queen / I want to be / For Gloryalleluia

R2
5--7--1--8--9 = Tunnel for Money / D'Oro an Gold / Sly

R3
4--3--5--9--7 = Italian Rose / Father / Over garden gate

R4
1--7--4--3--6 = Brandi / Causeway / Rye

R5
3--5--10--9--6 = Gold / Jason / Draw

R6
10--9--7--5--6 = Pocket / Witts / Blake

R7
7--5--4--1--6 = Fav / Alead / Oscar

R8
1--5--6--4-7 = Ranger / Vegas / Eleganicia

R9
3--5--10--4--6 = Figure / Camryn / Dixie

R10
1--4--6--3--11 = Wolf / Survivor / Daddy

R11
7--4--2--5--9 = Knight / Star / Ruston


Luck to all or mostly the Fillys cause Colts dont need luck - we got talent
New Glitter studded shoes for La Dancing Tigre scoring in the Cat House

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF


Rolling Thunder

1 -- 6, 3, 5
2 -- 7, 8, 2
3 -- 11, 7, 5
4 -- 7, 8, 12
5 -- 1, 3, 11
6 -- 7, 5, 10
7 -- 1, 4, 2
8 -- 6, 3, 2
9 -- 8, 7, 2

Rolling Thunder part 2

10 -- 4, 2, 3
11 -- 10, 1, 4

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF


Time for some Gumbo & Crawfish. A few shots of JD Honey nice stogie oh what a night....
Fillies assume the position when us Colts come home from the bar be ready to do your jobs....
Come on COLTS let's party and win of course

1st: 6-4-3
2nd: 2-4-7
3rd: 5-1-3
4th: 3-5-6
5th: 3-1-6
6th: 2-5-7
7th: 4-5-1
8th: 1-2-4
9th: 6-7-8
10th: 5-4-7
11th: 1-2-5

[Real Quiet]

R1...6-7-5

R2...7-8-9

R3...5-7-1

R4...2-7-5

R5...9-3-1

R6...7-10-5

R7...2-4-5

R8...6-7-4

R9...7-8-6

R10...3-4-8

R11...4-1-10

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #8 I Want To Be Free (3-2)
Race:2 #6 Threepeat (4-8)
Race:3 #4 Pops Italian Rose (3-1)
Race:4 #2 Gentleman George (6-5)
Race:5 #1 Collins Mystery (6-7)
Race:6 #5 Cajun Infinity (8-2)
Race:7 #4 Oscars Pride (1-7)
Race:8 #2 Dixie Vicki (5-1)
Race:9 #10 Dixie Brees (7-8)
Race:10 #4 One Survivor (3-6)
Race:11 #2 Mr Rushton (1-5)

Goooo Colts!! :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER TBRF

RACE 1: # 6 G G The One, 8, 3
RACE 2: # 5 Tunnelformoney, 6, 7
RACE 3: # 3 Father of Storms, 4, 5
RACE 4: # 1 Brandi Bo Dandy, 7, 8
RACE 5: # 6 Corner Store, 3, 5
RACE 6: # 6 On the Double, 10, 1
RACE 7: # 2 Rina Good, 1, 3
RACE 8: # 6 Su Elegancia, 7, 3
RACE 9: # 3 Top Figure, 6, 2
RACE 10: # 1 The Wolf Is Back, 4, 7
RACE 11: # 4 Go Red Star, 1, 10

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER TBRF


**COME ON FILLIES..... TIME TO STRUT OUR STUFF.....
RAZZLE DAZZLE


R-1: 8 - 7 - 3 - 5

R-2: 9 - 1 - 6 - 8

R-3: 2 - 3 - 5

R-4: 8 - 6 - 7 - 9

R-5: 9 - 7 - 2 - 4

R-6: 4 - 6 - 5

R-7: 3 - 6 - 4

R-8: 7 - 4 - 1

R-9: 6 - 3 - 9 - 1

R-10: 9 - 1 - 3

R-11: 3 - 7 - 4 - 5

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER RE RESULTS PER TBRF

Howdy Gang.....
Tiger is running behind on results.
Will get results posted later today or evening.
Sorry for the delay.....
Hang in there

[Tiger Dancer]

**RESULTS**

**THIS CONTEST ...IS .... FULLY OFFICIAL.... NO DQ's HERE......
SORRY FOR RESULTS DELAY.....
THE TIGER HAS BEEN WORKING ON SOMETHING "SPECIAL"

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ONCE UPON A TIME.....AT A PLACE NOT TOO FAR AWAY
A RACETRACK CALLED DELTA DOWNS
WHERE THE COLTS AND FILLIES CAME TO PLAY



PLAYERS THERE WERE NINE
THE GOOSE DRANK LOTS OF WINE --(OR WAS THAT DUSTY)??
THE COLTS WERE HOT TO TROT
AND THE FILLIES LOOKING FINE
THE GOOSE GOT LOOSE
ALL U COULD SEE WAS HIS CABOOSE
AS HE WADDLED DOWN THE TRACK
AND TRIED TO CROSS THE LINE


HICKORY DICKERY DOCK
THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE..... ( JOHN HENRY)
AND THE OTHER 2 JUST SCAMPERED AWAY --( BLUNNY & CATALINA)




NOW THERE'S A DRUNK GOOSE ON THE LOOSE
AND A COUPLE OF CONFUSED MICE
RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES .....
HOPEFULLY TIGER DOES NOT TAKE NOTICE OR
SHE MIGHT GET DISTRACTED FOR A QUICK SNACK


....AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT....... THE LARCH
(FOR ANY MONTY PYTHON FANS OUT THERE)



LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS N WHEY
(AND JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
BASICALLY ...COTTAGE CHEESE.
LOW CALORIE AND GLUTEN FREE I SUPPOSE??)


BUT I DIGRESS.....

SO LITTLE MISS MUFFET
JUST SITTING AROUND ON HER A$$
EATING A BOWL OF SLOP
ALONG CAME A COLT -- (CRIMINAL TYPE)
WHO TOOK OFF WITH A BOLT
CUZ HE WAS TOO DARN SCARED OF THE SPIDER!!




HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE
THE TIGER JUMPED OVER THE MOON.
THE LITTLE COLT LAUGHED
TO SEE SUCH A SIGHT ,
AND REAL QUIET RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON



Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?
I've been up to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat pussycat, what did you DO there?
BESIDES PLAYING FIDDLE
I frightened a COLT under her chair --( CIGARSHOP)




BEWILDERED AND CONFUSED YET....
AND WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN ANYWAY.....
(TIGER HAD A BIT TOO MUCH BUBBBLY AND CATNIP LEAVES!!)


WELL, LET'S BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA'LL...


OUR FEARLESS LEADER...THE RUFF-RULLAH
TOOK OFF FROM THE GATE AND NEVER LOOKED BACK
WITH HER MIGHTY SPEED
SHE WENT FLYING ACROSS THE FINISH LINE IN FIRST




THE STEALTHY TIGER WAS RIGHT ON HER TAIL
(BUT BETWEEN THE SNACKS AND THAT LEAP OVER THE MOON)
SHE FELL BACK JUST A BIT TO END UP IN 2nd


CIGARSHOP GOT TRAPPED UNDER THE QUEEN'S CHAIR
(DONT THINK HE MINDED THAT TOO MUCH)
TO END UP IN 3rd

REAL QUIET VEERED OFF A BIT
BUT CAME RIGHT BACK FOR 4th
(AND ANOTHER RING FOR HIS COLLECTION)


**SO IT WAS A GLORIOUS VICTORIOUS BOTS WIN FOR THE FILLIES!!
A ONE, TWO PUNCH FROM THE CHEETAH AND THE TIGER



$$-OFFICIAL FINISH & PAYOUT-$$


Ruffian ----------------> $115.60

Tiger Dancer ----------> $94.80

Cigarshop -------------> $89.20

Real Quiet -------------> $82.00


***ALSO RAN***

Dusty -----------> $59.80

Blunny ---------> $58.80

Catalina --------> $48.60

Criminal Type ------> $29.40

John Henry ---------> $22.80
THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE.....
AND OFF TO THE DOG-HOUSE HE GOES

CRIMINAL TYPE IS HIDING OUT WITH JH,
CUZ HE'S TOO AFRAID OF THAT SPIDER



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"RACE-CALL" AND GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER
(AN HOMAGE TO --KD-- AND HIS WILD AND WACKY RACE CALLS
FROM "UPSIDE DOWNS RACE TRACK")

[RUFFIAN]

YEEEE HAW AND WHOOO HOOOO
TIGER DANCER LOOK AT YOU
IM NOT THE ONLY POET IN THE CITY
YOU PROVED TO BE CLEVER & WITTY

SO THANKS FOR THE FUN CALL
THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME
TO MAKE US ALL LAUGH AND
TO DO THAT IN RHYME


AS FOR MY WINNING
I STILL QUESTION WHY
CONSIDERING THE FACT
I RAN WITH ONE EYE