MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/14 + RESULTS

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO CATALINA WHO LED THE FAB FILLIES TO A BOTS SUPERFECTA
NIPPING RUFFIAN BY A TWISTED WHISKER, RIGHT AT THE WIRE

VENUE: REMINGTON PARK

POST TIME: 7 PM CDT

SCOREKEEPER:
FROM THE DOG HOUSE WILL BE CIGARSHOP WITH A SUPPLY OF BOOZE + BABES
TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE LATER EVENING CARD

IN CASE HE PASSES OUT -- RESULTS WILL BE POSTED ON THURSDAY
WHICH IS OK AS THERE'S NO RULE THAT REQUIRES RESULTS POSTED SAME DAY

RULES ARE POSTED ON MENU
TIZ BEST TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF U POST + ERRR
U MAY JUST SEE A D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

RUFF + RECKLESS @ REMINGTON

I'M A VERY 'WHIMSICAL MISS'
A 'STRUT N SWAGGER' ALL MY OWN
BUT MY LONG SHOT CHOICES
SHOW MANY WINS I'VE BLOWN!

R1 >>> 4 8 2 3 5
(GRAND) CHEROKEE STREAK
(AND TICKETS TO PROVE IT)

TRIED TO TELL U SO
TRAIN WALK


R2 >>> 6 8 4 5 3
NUTTY FUDGE

POLAR EMPRESS
CLASSY STUDANT


R3 >>> 4 6 9 5 7
SHE'S A WILD GIRL

BLACK LACE MOJO
STAR OF EDMOND


R4 >>> 3 1 9 8 7
WHIMSICAL MISS

A FOOL'S BROKEN HEART
ONE MORE FAST DANCE


R5 >>> 8 6 2 4 1
SCARLET ALLEY

FINESSE SUCCESS
COMPLETE MADNESS

R6 >>> 9 2 12 8 7
SECRET PASSAGE

SMART PIONEER
GIVE ME EXCITATION


R7 >>> 1 7 9 5 3
AIR FITE

BAGGATRICKS
CLOCK ME NOW


R8 >>> 9 13 7 12 1
HIGH DOLLAR KITTEN =^,,^=

RAGGED EDGE
(MY ARM AFTER THE KITTEN HAS HER WAY WITH ME)
EXOTHERMIC


R9 >>> 11 6 4 7 9
STRUT N SWAGGER (ALL THE WAY TO THE CAT HOUSE)

COWBOY U KNOW (GRAY)
NATURALLY CHARMING

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 2, 3, 4
2 -- 8, 4, 9
3 -- 5, 2, 3
4 -- 3, 1, 8
5 -- 5, 4, 8
6 -- 5, 7, 8
7 -- 3, 5, 7
8 -- 6, 5, 9
9 -- 2, 5, 8

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Picks to send me to the Dog House and keep Cigarshop company


R1) 5--4--1--3--2
Gold / Streak / Romeo

R2) 9--5--6--8--4
Scottish / Gina / Fudge

R3) 7--9--6--2--5
Alone at the Bar (waiting for Cigarshop) / Star / Black Lace

R4) 7--9--4--3--1
CC Song / Onemorefastdance / Hold papers

R5) 6--10--7--4--1
Finesse / Can't count that / Ruby

R6) 2--7--6--5--8
Pioneer / Arcus / Giovanni

R7) 2--5--7--1--3
Fort / Herriot / Baggatricks

R8) 1--6--13--2--5
Caberneigh / B'WannaGoldMine / Ragged Edge (From Caberneigh)

R9) 6--3--1--2--7
Cowboy / Smoke / Erlenmeyer


Luck to all & safe trip for the Horses
Case of Johnny Walker for Cigarshop + a box of Havana's Best


"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

SLAP ME

1. 5/2/8
2. 7/6/9
3. 2/5/7
4. 7/4/5
5. 8/1/6
6. 8/3/9
7. 8/9/10
8. 1/4/7
9. 2/7/11

Crystal BALL??? This was tough

Goof LUCK ALL

[Real Quiet]

R1...3-2-4

R2...9-8-2

R3...5-2-1

R4...1-9-3

R5...4-10-1

R6...8-2-5

R7...5-3-7

R8...7-12-3

R9...6-7-1

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP (Scorekeeper) PIX PER TBRF

Just made up numbers for this event, my goal is to remain in the Colt Penthouse FOREVER. I'd like to win this Award 15 consecutive weeks. Would be an honor


1st: 2-3-4
2nd: 9-3-8
3rd: 1-2-5
4th: 3-7-1
5th: 1-4-8
6th: 8-10-5
7th: 1-5-7
8th: 5-6-2
9th: 1-4-7

[RUFFIAN]

(DC). CATALINA PIX PER TBRF

RACE 1: # 2 Train Walk, 8, 3
RACE 2: # 9 Polar Express, 9, 3
RACE 3: # 2 B’s Honey, 5, 7
RACE 4: # 8 Vivid, 5, 4
RACE 5: # 2 Complete Madness, 1, 4
RACE 6: # 9 Secret Passage, 5, 12
RACE 7: # 7 Baggatricks, 8, 2
RACE 8: # 2 P Millers Clock, 6, 9
RACE 9: # 6 Cowboy U Know, 7, 4

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #4 Cherokee Streak (2-5-8)
Race:2 #9 Scottish Girl (4-8-3)
Race:3 #7 aloneatthebar (2-5-3)
Race:4 #4 Hold The Papers (1-3-7)
Race:5 #7 Ruby Redbird (4-8-6)
Race:6 #8 Mud Light (9-3-5)
Race:7 #6 Lt. jg. Sambo (3-5-8)
Race:8 #9 High Dollar Kitten (5-11-6)
Race:9 #5 Bendeano (4-10-8)

Good Luck To All!!
"Luck Be My Lady"

[RUFFIAN]

RESULTS PER CIGARSHOP AT TBRF

I left you all in suspense, did the Colts dazzle the fillies ?? Did the fillies distract the Colts?? Did Tiger do special favors to Cigarshop to distract him??

Well here are the FINAL Offical Results: ( if you don't agree with them, too bad)

Sad to report that on filly BELCHED her way to the finish line, her name is Ruff..Cat ran second, the rest of us well let's just say SUCKED

1- Ruff $105.60
2- Catalina $72.50
3- Real Quiet $52.50
4- Criminal Type $47.40
5- Blunny $37.60
6- Dusty $24.60
7- Cigarshop $16.30
8- John Henry $3.80

I hereby demand John Henry to get a complete checkup, he never runs this bad. Could he have been carousing with Lamar in the Brothel ? Will update his physical results

Be well, see you next week

[RUFFIAN]

"AND THE FAT LADY SANG..."

AFTER THE FIRST HALF NOBODY HAD RUN EXCEPT REAL QUIET

THE REST OF THE FIELD WAS SNOOZIN AND LOOSIN
IT WAS A SUPER COLT RUNAWAY

I WAS TALKING TO CATALINA SAYING THAT THERE WAS NO WAY
REAL QUIET COULD LOSE WITH THIS KIND OF LEAD

SHE REPLIED: "IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS"

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHEN THE FAT LADY OFFERED UP A $39 ARIA
FOR RUFFIAN & CATALINA WITH A "SECRET PASSAGE" IN THE SONG

NOW IT WAS RUFFIAN JUST AHEAD OF REAL QUIET ---
BUT ONLY BY A TWISTED WHISKER
AS CATALINA RAN JUST BEHIND HIM --- TOYING WITH HIS TAIL

AND THEN THE FAT LADY SANG AGAIN!
THIS TIME FOR CATALINA WHO DANCED TO THE MUSIC RIGHT INTO THE LEAD

RUFFIAN AND REAL QUIET VERY MUCH STILL IN IT TO WIN IT
AS THE WIRE LOOMED JUST AHEAD

AND IT WAS THEN THAT THE STOUT LADY OFFERED HER 3RD + FINAL SONG

THAT SONG HAD RUFFIAN SHOWING HER OWN VERSION OF
"STRUT N SWAGGER" AS SHE ROARED OVER THE FINISH LINE
DANCING & LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

SO CATALINA WAS A TRUE PREDICTOR OF THE FUTURE AS SHE HAD
REASSURED RUFFIAN => "IT AINT OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS"

THAT STOUT LADY DESERVES A CASE OF CATNIP!