MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 7/1 + ** RESULTS **

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO CATALINA WHO SHOWED BRILLIANT COURAGE + DETERMINATION
IN THE FINAL FURLONGS TO DEFEAT A VERY GAME BLUNNY


VENUE => EVANGELINE DOWNS

POST TIME ====> 5:40 CENTRAL TIME

SCOREKEEPER => DUSTY

*** SCOREKEEPER CHANGE ***

DUSTY IS ENJOYING HER GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
BUT WILL BE TRAVELING DURING SCORING HOURS
SO RUFFIAN WILL BE DOING THE RACE CALL
SOMETIME ON THURSDAY SINCE IT'S A LATER CARD
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW FELINES LIKE THEIR CAT NAPS

GOOD LUCK TO CATALINA TO REPEAT AND WIN BOTS FOR THE FILLYS

MIDWEEK RULES ARE POSTED ON MENU
AND VERY WORTHWHILE TO READ THRU
CAUSE IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT + ERR
YOU MAY SEE YOUR NAME WITH A DQ

[RUFFIAN]

EBULLIENT + EFFERVESCING @ EVANGELINE

I CAN BE AN ''INTIMIDATING LADY''
AND A ''CHAOTIC KITTY'' TOO
GRUMPY CAT ON SOME DAYS
OR A ''SNARKY BELLE' TIZ TRUE

R1 >>> 5 4 3 6 7
TURF KITTEN =^,,^=

BAD + TOUGH
ILLUSION CONFUSION

R2 >>> 6 7 5 4 3
FITZ PERFECTLY

LAND ON IT
I RATE FIRST (AFTER THE CAT OF COURSE0

R3 >>> 6 4 3 2 11
INTIMIDATING LADY

IDE RATHER DANCE
SHE'S A PENALTY


R4 >>> 7 2 5 3 6
DEUCES WILDCAT =^,,^=

SUPER FILLY
LADY LAVENDATOR


R5 >>> 2 3 10 5 8
SNARKY BELLE

PRIMARY WINGS
WATCH THE GATE


R6 >>> 3 1 7 8 4
ZENION
Just Fishin For A Winner

PREMIER FUTURE
ROYAL RISING


R7 >>> 2 4 3 1 5
CROWN FOR A BLESSING

MY MAD MAN
GREET THE DAY


R8 >>> 3 8 4 7 6
CHAOTIC KITTY =^,,^=

STARNILLA
INDYGO STAR


R9 >>> 6 8 2 9 3
RUGARU
(A Place For Kangaroo Nap:?)

MENDOCINO COUNTY
SWAMP SHAKER

[RUFFIAN]

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER TBRF


Colts Rule - Fillys back to school


R1) 4/3/7/6/2 = Bad & Tough / Illusion / Cents

R2) 3/5/7/6/2 = Silas / Rate First / Land

R3) 2/3/10/7/1 = Not Half Bad / Penalty / Liza

R4) 5/4/3/6/7 = Lady / Philli / Cher

R5) 9/8/7/10/5 = Slew / Blue / Brite

R6) 8/5/4/7/3 = Redneck / Thanks / Sparky

R7) 6/5/3/1/2 = Landon / Lucky / Greet

R8) 5/4/6/3/2 = Medal / Star / Diamond

R9) 2/6/9/8/3 = Swamp / Rogaru / Ruby


Luck to all and more to the Fillies who may need it
Ambien for the Ruffinator to lull her into a false sense of winning


"If Ya Aint The Lead Horse ----
The View Never Changes"

"SAVE A HORSE --- RIDE A COWBOY"

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 3, 7, 5
2 -- 5, 6, 2
3 -- 3, 2, 4
4 -- 1, 6, 4
5 -- 9, 2, 5
6 -- 7, 1, 4
7 -- 1, 6, 5
8 -- 7, 8, 4
9 -- 9, 1, 8

[Horsecrazygal21]

Race 1: #6 Coolest (3/4/7)
Race 2: #4 Royal Biscuit (3/5/6)
Race 3: #4 I'd Rather Dance (10/2/3)
Race 4: #6 Mozzafiato (5/4/3)
Race 5: #2 Snarky Belle (3/1/5)
Race 6: #8 Youmightbearedneck (7/6/3)
Race 7: #3 Greet the Day (2/4/1)
Race 8: #7 Hystericalblindnes (8/4/3)
Race 9: #3 Taft (2/4/9)

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF


Yawn...... Yet another night venue
OK Colts I'm going to actually try to win today... Just so I can choose a day track

Fillies go run our bath, pour our beer, rub our feet,cook us dinner.... Don't think I missed anything

1st: 3-7-5
2nd: 2-7-5
3rd: 2-3-7
4th: 6-1-4
5th: 8-9-2
6th: 7-1-4
7th: 1-6-5
8th: 7-8-4
9th: 6-9-8

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

« Reply #8 on: Today at 02:58:00 PM »

Race:1 #4 Bad And Tough (3-5-7)
Race:2 #7 Land On It (2-1-4)
Race:3 #4 Ide Rather Dance (7-8-10)
Race:4 #1 GiagiaJoe (3-4-6)
Race:5 #2 Snarky Belle (8-6-7)
Race:6 #5 Thanks Doctor John (7-4-1)
Race:7 #5 Lucky Big Boy (1-3-6)
Race:8 #2 Glenda C (7-8-9)
Race:9 #3 Taft (6-8-9)

Gooooo Colts

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER TBRF
WHERE THE GRAPHICS ARE WORTH CHECKIN OUT!

R-1: 5 - 4 - 3

R-2: 3 - 6 - 4

R-3: 1 - 9 - 4 - 2

R-4: 7 - 6 - 2

R-5: 10 - 8 - 3 - 7

R-6: 3 - 7 - 4 - 1

R-7: 2 - 3 - 1

R-8: 3 - 4 - 8 - 9

R-9: 2 - 9 - 6 - 1


WE ARE FABULOUS FILLIES
WE ARE NOT YOUR MAIDS, SERVANTS OR MOTHERS

[Real Quiet]

1) 7-3-4

2) 2-7-6

3) 7-4-2

4) 1-6-4

5) 2-9-7

6) 7-1-4

7) 1-5-7

8) 8-7-1

9) 9-8-1

[RUFFIAN]

(DC) CATALINA PIX PER TBRF


« Reply #11 on: Today at 04:25:13 PM »

RACE 1: #6 Coolest, 3, 7
RACE 2: #2 Teddy Roosevelt, 4, 5
RACE 3: #2 Not Half Bad, 11, 3
RACE 4: #5 Lady Lavendator, 1, 7
RACE 5: #2 Snarky Belle, 5, 8
RACE 6: #3 Zenion, 7, 1
RACE 7: #6 Here Comes Landen, 2, 1
RACE 8: #8 Starnilla, 7, 4
RACE 9: #1 Kenzie’s Heat, 6, 9

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

DUE TO LATER RACES
RESULTS WLL BE UP TOMORROW
SOME WILL BE ELATED
SOME JUST FULL OF SORROW

THE POST MAY BE AFTER BRUNCH
OR WHENEVER I CAN GET TO IT
I LIKE IT TO BE EXCITING
AS LONG AS I GOTTA DO IT

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**



FILLY KITTIES -vs- COLT DOGS


TWAS THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
NINE RUNNERS CAME OUT TO PLAY
BUT WHO WOULD WIN THE GLORY
COLT OR FILLY RULE THE DAY?



WHEN THE GATES FINALLY OPENED
IT WAS TIGER DANCER & RUFF
BUT WHEN THE WIRE CAME
WOULD EITHER FILLY HAVE ENOUGH?

JUST OFF THOSE FILLY TAILS
TWO COLTS WERE RUNNING WELL
CRIMINAL TYPE & JOHN HENRY
CAUSED COLT LOVERS TO LOUDLY YELL

BUT THE REST OF THE FIELD WERE SLOW
AS THOSE FOUR TOOK COMMAND
THE OTHER FIVE HARDLY RUNNING
MAYBE PART OF A SECRET PLAN?



THEN OUT OF THE TURN THINGS CHANGED
NONE OF THE FILLYS THOUGHT IT FUNNY
WHEN ONE COLT BROKE FREE AND FAST
THE CROWD SCREAMED BLUNNY BLUNNY

AND THAT MIGHTY COLT TOOK COMMAND
LEFT THE FIELD BACK IN HIS WAKE
IT WOULD TAKE LUCK OR A MIRACLE
FOR ANY TO OVERTAKE

OVERTAKE HIM? --- NOBODY COULD
HIS SPEED WAS LIGHTNING FAST
NOT ONE EVEN GOT CLOSE
NOT ONE COULD EVEN PASS



AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY CAME
AS BLUNNY TURNED UP THE HEAT
THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT AT ALL
THAT THIS COLT WOULD NOT BE BEAT


CRIMINAL TYPE - RUFFIAN & REAL QUIET
WERE BEHIND THE SPEEDY BLUNNY
CIGARSHOP AND JOHN HENRY TOO
NOW RUNNING FOR SOME OF THE MONEY



TIGER DANCER -- HORSE CRAZY GAL
AND CATALINA TRYING TO DEFEND
ALL THREE COULD CLEARLY SEE NOW
HOPE OF WINNING CLEARLY END

AT THE WIRE IT WAS PLAIN TO SEE
BLUNNY WAS THE STAR OF THE DAY
HE CAME TO WIN FOR THE COLTS
AND MAKE THOSE FILLYS PAY





SO BOTS GOES TO THE COLTS TODAY
MAKING THOSE FILLYS PRETTY MAD
AND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN WORSE
FILLY IN THE CAT HOUSE --- O SO SAD


DEFENDING CHAMPION CATALINA
COULD NOT FIND HER POWER TODAY
HORSE CRAZY GAL + TIGER DANCER
HAD NOTHING MUCH TO SAY



SO HERE ARE THE FINAL PRICES
OF WHO DID WHAT = WHO GOT MONEY
VERY LITTLE TO BRAG ABOUT
EXCEPT THE SPEEDY COLT NAMED BLUNNY

IF YOU THINK THE TOTALS WRONG
NOTIFY THE CAT BY TONIGHT
SHE WILL DOUBLE CHECK AND
CHANGE A WRONG TO RIGHT

-$$-OFFICIAL PAYOUT-$$-


BLUNNY ============================ $86.80
(MONEY IN ALL - NOT ONE $0 + 5 OF 9 FIRSTS!)
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE!

CRIMINAL TYPE ==================$39.00

RUFFIAN ====================== $34.60

REAL QUIET ==================== $33.90
(NO BRIDESMAID TODAY BUT DOES STEAL THE PRECIOUS)


==== ALSO RAN --OR-- TROTTED ====


CIGARSHOP ============== $31.40

JOHN HENRY ============= $29.20

TIGER DANCER ============ $27.00

HORSE CRAZY GAL========== $18.10

CATALINA (DC) ============ $10.40

WHO WILL BE HOSTING FILLY PARTY IN THE CAT HOUSE
CHAMPAGNE / CATNIP / CHIPPENDALES
MIGHT AS WELL DROWN SORROW WITH THE GOOD STUFF


....More like Whine Coolers, Catnip and......



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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

[Real Quiet]

BLUNNY + BOTS = PERFECT TOGETHER

Congrats to the Energizer Blunny on the win