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[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY @ SANTA ANITA

HOT SUN - HOT HORSES - AND A HOT CROWD
WAITING FOR THE STARS OF TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT:

THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: TIDY CAT
TODAY BEING RUN AT: 1 1/8 M

THE HORSES ARE STARTING TO ENTER THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:

PP #1 => RUFFIAN -------------------- 33/1
PP #2 => CRIMINAL TYPE ------------ 30/1 ---> (HOTY)
PP #3 => EL PRADO ------------------- 9/2
PP #4 => DUSTY ---------------------- 12/1
PP #5 => CIGARSHOP ----------------- 7/2
PP #6 => TIGER DANCER ------------- 7/1
PP #7 => JOHN HENRY {DC} --------- 5/2
PP #8 => POST TIME MIKE ----------- 30/1
PP #9 => CATALINA --------------------3/1
PP #10 > GOTADUN-QH --------------- 7/1

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY IN THE GATE
AND SURPRISINGLY -----
EVEN CIGARSHOP WAS VERY HAPPY TO GO INTO HIS GATE ---
NEXT TO TIGER DANCER THIS TIME
HE FINALLY GOT WHAT HE WANTED
DREAMS CAN COME TRUE EVEN FOR HORSES!

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER

====== MS FRISKY WHISKER ======

THANK YOU TREVOR
THE HORSES ARE READY AND SO ARE WE

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE RUFFARAMA

WOW! --------- LIKE TWIN ROCKETS TO THE MOON
CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER EXPLODE INTO A SHOCKINGLY HUGE
LEAD, LEAVING THE FIELD IN THEIR WAKE & WONDERING
'WHAT JUST HAPPENED?'

IT'S 20 LENGTHS BACK TO
GOTADUN --CIGARSHOP -- CATALINA -- POST TIME MIKE --- EL PRADO

AND ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
JOHN HENRY -- DUSTY --- RUFFIAN

HEADING INTO THE TURN

AS IF THE BREAK FROM THE GATE WERE NOT EXCITING ENOUGH
HERE COMES ANOTHER SHOCKER

DUSTY & CATALINA WITH AN INCREDIBLE TURN OF FOOT & OUTRAGEOUS
SUPER SONIC SPEED HAVE RUN RIGHT BY CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER
TO TAKE THE LEAD NOW

THOSE 4 HAVE LEFT THE FIELD SO FAR BEHIND THEM
IT'S LIKE WATCHING 2 SEPARATE RACES

DRAMA ---- EXCITEMENT --- THRILLS
THIS RACE HAS IT ALL

ONE SHOCKER AFTER ANOTHER AS THEY APPROACH THE
TOP OF THE STRETCH

IT'S CATALINA WITH A SLIGHT LEAD OVER
CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER

DUSTY IS RIGHT THERE AT THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
POST TIME MIKE --- JOHN HENRY ---

AND FAR AT THE BACK ARE
CIGAERSHOP --- EL PRADO ---- GOTADUN

AND TRAILING THE FIELD IS --------- RUFFIAN
WHO HAS SHOWED NO SPEED AT ALL FROM THE GATE

----------- AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME! ----------

CATALINA TURNING IT ON NOW INCREASING HER LEAD

CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF TIRING OR GIVING IN

DUSTY BEGINNING TO LOOK A LITTLE LEG WEARY IS STILL
TRYING TO STAY WITH THE LEADERS

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS

THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING WITH
A DEAFENING EXPLOSION OF EXCITEMENT

WHAT CAN IT BE.....
ALL THE ACTION IS AT THE FRONT

NOW I SEE WHAT'S CAUSING THE COMMOTION

SOMEONE IS MOVING UP THE RAIL FROM SO FAR BACK
I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THE HORSE IN ALL THE TRAFFIC

HARD TO TELL WHO IT IS YET

OH! NOW I SEE THE HOT PINK SILKS WITH THE BLACK CAT ON THE BACK

IT'S RUFFIAN WHO HAS SUDDENLY LET HER INNER CHEETAH ROAR
=== WITH HER OWN VERSION OF ZENYATTA!

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THERE IS NO CHANCE AT ALL
SHE ROARS AND SHOCKS EVERYONE

AND ROAR SHE HAS AS SHE IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER FROM
SO FAR BACK SHE WAS RUNNING FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE

AND THERE SHE GOES PAST DUSTY

NOW SHE HAS PASSED TIGER DANCER
WITH SUPER SONIC SPEED ---- SHE HAS PASSED CRIMINAL TYPE

ONLY CATALINA IN FRONT OF HER STANDS BETWEEN GLORY & BRIDESMAID

SHE IS RIGHT AT THE TAIL OF CATALINA NOW
BUT THE FIERCE FILLY I N THE LEAD IS NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP
AND HAS TURNED UP THE HEAT AGAIN....

THESE 2 FILLIES ON FIRE TO THE WIRE
CATALINA & RUFFIAN STRIDE FOR STRIDE

BEHIND THEM IT'S CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER
---- NOW RUNNING FOR 3RD

AND HERE COMES THE WIRE....

NO PHOTO NEEDED

AS CATALINA WITH ONE FINAL SURGE OF SPEED
MANAGES TO HOLD ON AS HER NOSE TOUCHES THE WIRE

RUFFIAN WITH A COURAGEOUS RUN FROM THE CLOUDS MUST SETTLE
FOR 2ND TODAY

PHOTO FOR 3RD: CRIMINAL TYPE & TIGER DANCER
A WHISKER SEPARATING THESE 2

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE REPLAY

-$-AND HERE ARE THE OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-
(Report Errors To Ruffian Via Email)

CATALINA ========== $154.40

RUFFIAN =========== $132.00

CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $112.40

TIGER DANCER ======= $110.40 (Wins The Precious)

ALSO RAN

DUSTY ============ $105.80

POST TIME MIKE ====== $92.00

JOHN HENRY {DC} ===== $54.20

CIGARSHOP ========= $29.20

EL PRADO ========== $20.60

GOTADUN-QH ======= $20.20
... IS THAT A NEW VERSION OF PURRRFECT VISION?

**CONGRATS TO ----> CATALINA WHO IS ON FIRE THIS SEASON

BREAKING THE EXISTING TRACK RECORD
HELD FOR MANY YEARS BY CRIMINAL TYPE

WINNING IN MIDWEEK MAYHEM & SUPURRR SATURDAY

AND A NEW STAR RISES ON THE HORIZON!

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME