🏆🏆🏆 2022 MEOW MIX AWARDS 🏆🏆🏆
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:17 pm
GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO
THE RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2022
The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement
THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR 
The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No’s
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game
There are No Losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest
Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We’ll know at the end of the show
Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year
2022 POST PARADE
RUFFIAN ( “THE CHEETAH” )
2021 HOTY
ROAMIN
TIGER
DANCER 
* Mistress Of Graphication
DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010 + 2020
BLUNNY aka “Energizer Bunny”
CRUZAN 🏍 HOTY 2020
POST TIME MIKE
RAVEN
SENATOR 🖊
REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015
ZIPPY
DIGGER
WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDER = AEA
( Allison)
***********************************
So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR
the Name
Who is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game
Tiger Dancer and Ruffian
Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny
Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
The trophy will go to = BLUNNY
{WINNING MM 7/6 MM $36.40 }
Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal “The Precious “
for the Year
And For the 6 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY ( 18 )
BUT THIS YEAR, THE SHIRE ALSO WELCOMED ZIPPY ( 18 )
The Cat
House reserved for the Fillys
For those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
TIGER DANCER = 16
DUSTY
15
The Dog
House 
Is Colt Haven
In last place more often they be
CRUZAN = The Winner (19 )
Then Roamin with 10 We Do See
🪺 GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
Earning NOTo Score 
Earning This Trophy Is Dusty With 3
With 2 Tiger Dancer Did Roar
********************************
Next Is The BRIDESMAID
BRIDESMAN 
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
Just missing A Victory Dinner
But Still The Best Of The Rest
DUSTY = 16
TIGER DANCER 13
Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers 
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY
The Winner Today
Honorable Mention = Zippy 15
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues
CRUZAN = 2 ( 1 For 4-Peat Fail 
)
ZIPPY = 2
Honorable Mention = AEA + ECLIPSE = 1
“ Caixa Eletronica “ was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More
Caixa Eletronica - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica
The
CAIXA ELETRONICA Award
The Most Money Won in A Day
ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408
2022 CAIXA ELETRONICA = TIGER DANCER $238 (12/14)
************************************
BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The “Battle” Was A Tie
Ruffian + Blunny With 5
Each Bring Home The Glory
HONORABLE MENTION = ZIPPY ( 4 )
“ MIDWEEK MAYHEM “ on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With 10 Versus 8 To Decide It
Zippy Over Ruffian Made It Clear
The “ SUPURR SATURDAY “ Winner
Turns Into A Tie Each With 6
Ruffian With The Speed Of a Cheetah
AEA With A Big Bag O’ Tricks
HONORABLE MENTION = SENATOR ( 5 )
The YO-YO-MAMA Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner To Loser
Or ~ Winning~ then losing the Prize
RUFFIAN = 4
TIGER DANCER DUSTY ECLIPSE = 1
The “ YO-YO-DUDE “ is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
ZIPPY = 2
**********************************
The “ CRAFTY PROPPECTOR “
May Sound A Bit Funny
But What It Implies Is ~
Who WON The Most Money
The Winner For This Season
A Decision Not So Tuff
To The Bank Way More Often
Was “ The Cheetah “ aka RUFF
RUFFIAN = $1329.74
HONORABLE MENTION = CRUZAN = $1212.10
ZIPPY = $1133.52
The RACE OF THE YEAR Is Easy
As A Filly Made HerStory Clear !
A 1st Time Ever = QUADRAPEAT
Gives Tiger Dancer = Race Of The Year
The FILLY OF THE YEAR
Was Tuff To Decide
As 2 Of Them Sparkled
Each Time They Did Ride
So Sharing The Spotlight
In A Battle SO Tuff
2 Fillys Of The Year ~
Tiger Dancer And “ The Ruff “
The COLT OF THE YEAR
Was Easy To Know
A 3-Peat Winner +
To Cruzan This Victory Will Go
{ 2021 Winner Also }
And Now Is The Moment
We All Wait To Hear
Who Is The Winner
Named = Horse Of The Year
With 2 In Contention
Concluding Our Story
Tiger Dancer + Ruffian
Each Sharing The Glory
With The Final Reveal
Unmask Our MC
As Everyone Wonders
Just Who Can It Be
Anticipation Is High
A Gasp we hear now
As Grumpy Cat Unmasks
To A Roar of “ Oh … Wow “
We Now Bid You Farewell
As All Became Clear
The 2022 Grand Winners
Of The Races This Year
THE RADIANT RADICAL REVEAL OF 2022
The Ultimate ‘UnMasking’ Of Achievement
THE UNMASKED WINNERS OF THE YEAR 
The Highs and Lows
The Yes and No’s
The Wish for Fame
To Win The Game
There are No Losers tonight
Everyone has tried their best
But now we will honor the ones
Who achieved just more than the rest
Our MC Is Wearing A Mask
So nobody yet really knows
Just who is the Mystery Presenter
We’ll know at the end of the show
Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
The Kind U So Seldom Find
Because Of Her Love Of Horses
She Created A Game To Play
They Came From Far & Wide
To See If For Them, It Would Pay
Some Came And Ran And Conquered
Some Went Away In Tears
So Now We Will Acknowledge
The Winners Of The Year
2022 POST PARADE RUFFIAN ( “THE CHEETAH” )
2021 HOTY ROAMIN
TIGER
DANCER 
* Mistress Of Graphication
DUSTY 🌪
* Previous HOTY 2010 + 2020
BLUNNY aka “Energizer Bunny”
CRUZAN 🏍 HOTY 2020
POST TIME MIKE
RAVEN
SENATOR 🖊
REAL QUIET
* Previous HOTY 2015
ZIPPY
DIGGER
WE WELCOME OUR NEW CONTENDER = AEA
( Allison)***********************************
So let us begin with the first Award
DISTORTED HUMOR
the NameWho is responsible for laughter
Who is the best at that game
Tiger
Dancer and Ruffian Always add to the Funny
Adding their own sense of humor
Are Post Time Mike + The Bunny
Next we have LOST IN THE FOG
Who can WIN with Least Money
The trophy will go to = BLUNNY
{WINNING MM 7/6 MM $36.40 }
Off to the Shire next we shall go
To Steal “The Precious “
for the YearAnd For the 6 th year in a row
The winner is blatantly clear!
BLUNNY
( 18 )
BUT THIS YEAR, THE SHIRE ALSO WELCOMED ZIPPY ( 18 ) The Cat
House reserved for the FillysFor those who more often are Last
Once again the winner this season
Tiz the same who has Won in the past!
TIGER
DANCER = 16 DUSTY
15The Dog
House 
Is Colt HavenIn last place more often they be
CRUZAN = The Winner (19 )
Then Roamin with 10 We Do See
🪺 GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
Earning NO
To Score 
Earning This Trophy Is Dusty With 3
With 2 Tiger
Dancer Did Roar ********************************
Next Is The BRIDESMAID
BRIDESMAN 
Finishing Second to the Winner
Coming So Close to be Best
Just missing A Victory Dinner
But Still The Best Of The Rest
DUSTY = 16 TIGER DANCER 13 Finishing in 3rd Wins The Flowers 
More often The Bodacious Bouquet
With 18 Times Finishing 3rd
BLUNNY
The Winner Today Honorable Mention = Zippy 15
Honorable Mention = Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Digger (11)
The “Frosted Whisker” Is Sad
Try for the 3-Peat but Lose
Here are the ones who missed out
And wind up just Cryin The Blues
CRUZAN = 2 ( 1 For 4-Peat Fail 
) ZIPPY = 2Honorable Mention = AEA + ECLIPSE = 1
“ Caixa Eletronica “ was A Famous Racehorse
Google To Lean More
Caixa Eletronica - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caixa_Eletronica
The
CAIXA ELETRONICA Award The Most Money Won in A Day ALL TIME RECORD BY RUFFIAN = $408 2022 CAIXA ELETRONICA
= TIGER DANCER $238 (12/14)************************************
BOTS = Is The Battle Of The Sexes
The Fillys vs Colts Is The Story
This Year The “Battle” Was A Tie
Ruffian
+ Blunny With 5 Each Bring Home The Glory
HONORABLE MENTION = ZIPPY ( 4 )“ MIDWEEK MAYHEM “ on Wednesdays
Who Won the Most Of The Year
With 10 Versus 8 To Decide It
Zippy Over Ruffian Made It ClearThe “ SUPURR SATURDAY “ Winner
Turns Into A Tie Each With 6
Ruffian With The Speed Of a Cheetah AEA With A Big Bag O’ Tricks HONORABLE MENTION = SENATOR ( 5 )The YO-YO-MAMA Award
Is exactly what it implies
Going from Winner
To Loser Or ~ Winning
~ then losing the Prize RUFFIAN = 4 TIGER
DANCER DUSTY ECLIPSE = 1 The “ YO-YO-DUDE “ is For Colts
A Winner Then Last The Next Race
With Doing That 4 Times this Year
Puts Cruzan Ahead in 1st Place
ZIPPY = 2
**********************************
The “ CRAFTY PROPPECTOR “
May Sound A Bit Funny
But What It Implies Is ~
Who WON The Most Money
The Winner For This Season
A Decision Not So Tuff
To The Bank Way More Often
Was “ The Cheetah “ aka RUFF
RUFFIAN = $1329.74 HONORABLE MENTION = CRUZAN = $1212.10 ZIPPY = $1133.52The RACE OF THE YEAR Is Easy
As A Filly Made HerStory Clear !
A 1st Time Ever = QUADRAPEAT
Gives Tiger
Dancer = Race Of The Year The FILLY OF THE YEAR
Was Tuff To Decide
As 2 Of Them Sparkled
Each Time They Did Ride
So Sharing The Spotlight
In A Battle SO Tuff
2 Fillys Of The Year ~
Tiger Dancer And “ The Ruff “
The COLT OF THE YEAR
Was Easy To Know
A 3-Peat Winner +
To Cruzan This Victory Will Go
{ 2021 Winner Also } And Now Is The Moment
We All Wait To Hear
Who Is The Winner
Named = Horse Of The Year
With 2 In Contention
Concluding Our Story
Tiger
Dancer + Ruffian Each Sharing The Glory
With The Final Reveal
Unmask Our MC
As Everyone Wonders
Just Who Can It Be
Anticipation Is High
A Gasp we hear now
As Grumpy Cat Unmasks
To A Roar of “ Oh … Wow “
We Now Bid You Farewell
As All Became Clear
The 2022 Grand Winners
Of The Races This Year